Chapter 37 My Dad and Kung Fu 3
Master bedroom at night
Dad was demonstrating how to split a stone! Mom came in through the door with a facial mask on her face!
"Oh! Xia Da Xia, you are awesome! You look like you want to be beaten!" Mom teased Dad! (???`?)
"You're still talking nonsense! Xiaoyu has already promised him, what can I do? I'm his father and I can't let him lose face!" Dad replied helplessly!
Mom: "Then just brag! Just brag! You just! And you beat the guy down! Really good (???_??)? Keep it up"
Dad: "I just said it casually, who knows he didn't just take it casually!"
Mom: "You can just say anything! Ah! Why don't you just say that it was you who taught Taisen to bite Holyfield's ear!"
Dad: "Oh! No, how did you know! Report it!"
Mom: "Yes! Tabloid reporters are very dedicated!"
Dad: "I'll go ask them for the royalties!" Dad said and prepared to go out!
"Why didn't you stop me?" Dad stopped at the door and turned to ask Mom!
"Why would I stop you? My face is as hard as a rock (from the facial mask), I have to take it off!" said my mother, pointing at the black unknown object on her face!
Even when approaching the bathroom, he didn't forget to tease his dad!
"Hey, hey, hey! Practice well! I'm also going to enjoy the splitting palm with Xiaoyu!"
"Go and unload your stones!" After saying that, the dad looked thoughtful!
After a while, he said cheerfully and confidently! "The power of fatherly love is great! (﹡?o?﹡)"
..............................
the next evening
living room
Ye Long is preparing dinner in the kitchen! Thinking about the conversation with his father in the morning!
In the morning, my dad was happily preparing to go out, but Ye Long, who had just finished breakfast, stopped him and asked!
Ye Long: "Dad! Do you want me to split the stone for you first and then glue it together so that I can show Xiaoyu how to split the stone tonight?"
Dad: "Ah! It's okay! I, a mountain man, have a good idea!" Then he went out with a mysterious look on his face!
(End of memories)
Xiaoyu and her classmates sat on the sofa in the living room, waiting for their dad to come home!
Erpang: "Xiaoyu, why hasn't your father come back yet?"
Duoduo: "It's time for me to go home for dinner!" My mother must be worried!
Xiaoyu: "Wait a moment!"
Erpang: "Your father can't split stones!"
Xiaoyu: "How is that possible? My father is a martial arts master! A master who hides his true abilities!"
At this time, my mother just got home from get off work and opened the door!
Mom: "Wow! Why are there so many children? Are you having a class meeting at home today?"
"Hello, Auntie!"
Erpang: "No, Auntie! We are all here to watch Uncle's stone splitting performance!"
Mom: "Hello! Hello! You all came to see uncle's performance! But what a coincidence! Uncle has to work overtime today! Otherwise, you can come another day!"
Xiaoyu: "Ah! But dad doesn't usually work overtime, what happened today?"
Xiaoyu and his classmates all looked disappointed! (??﹏??)
At this time, Ye Long saw his mother coming back, so he took off his apron and prepared to help his father out! So he spoke!
"It's okay! Xiaoyu, Dad is not at home today because of something, but I am your brother, Dad's first disciple! Wait a moment, I will get ready, and I will perform for you today!"
Xiaoyu and his classmates looked at Ye Long with shining eyes! Finally, Xiaoyu spoke!
"Brother! Can you really do that?"
"Of course! Don't you see who your brother is? He is dad's first disciple!"
As luck would have it, there is no such thing as a coincidence! As soon as Ye Long finished speaking, his father opened the door and came in happily! Seeing so many people in the room, he asked! 》
"Why are there so many children today?"
"We all come here to watch you split stones," Mom whispered to Dad!
"Oh, is it so!"
"Yes!"
"Okay! Wait for a moment, uncle!" Then he walked towards the bedroom!
Seeing this, Ye Long hurriedly followed and asked in a low voice, "Dad, why don't I go?"
Dad said cheerfully: "No, just wait and see!"
After a while, I saw my dad come out with a video recorder (I don’t know what it’s called, just random words) and said!
"Performing the Air-Splitting Palm requires a lot of inner strength!"
"And today, uncle, I just had a fight with a master, so I don't have any internal strength left!"
“So we won’t perform the live show anymore, we’ll just let you watch the video instead!”
Ye Long next to him took the VCR with a puzzled look on his face, ready to connect it to the TV to play the video!
I was puzzled, "Dad really split the stone! But his hand looks fine!" Although I was puzzled, I didn't slow down. I connected the VCR to the TV and played the only video in it!
Ye Long: "Alright! Be quiet! Get ready to watch dad's performance!"
The first thing that appeared on TV was the master bedroom where my parents were. Then my dad walked into the video range with a stone in his hand, put the stone on the table in the master bedroom and said!
If you want to know what happened next time, let’s listen to the explanation next time!
o((*^▽^*))o It’s fun to be naughty!
P.S. Thanks to my brother Yishenghei for sending me the "Generate Power with Love" and my brother Li Tiancao for sending me the "Generate Power with Love" and the likes! Thank you!
ps I just discovered something funny. Now when I type the word thank you, the following words appear: [cover face][snicker]