Chapter 36 My Dad Knows Kung Fu 2
Garden Community
Xiaoyu is on her way home with her classmates after school!
I just heard Passerby A (too lazy to give a name) say!
"My dad is the best, he is a swimming champion"
"So what? My dad is a long-distance running champion!" Passerby B said unwillingly!
"Both of your fathers are not very good. My father is a boxing champion," Xiaoyu said proudly!
"Then your father is the best!" Passerby C next to her instantly turned into a little fan girl and looked at Xiaoyu with admiration!
"What's the big deal? My father is Liu Hailong," Erpang, who was swinging on the swing nearby, couldn't help but interrupt!
"Your dad is still the best!" Passerby C on the side instantly turned into Erpang's little fan girl!
"Your last name is not LiuΣ(￣ロ￣lll)!" Xiaoyu said disdainfully from the side!
"I haven't finished yet! My father is Liu Hailong's senior brother!" Erpang added!
"Tsk! This is so boring!" Everyone started to make a fuss and prepared to leave!
When Erpang saw his friend was about to leave, he hurriedly shouted!
"My dad is even more powerful than Liu Hailong"
"My father can...can..."
As he said that, Erpang ran to the side, picked up a three-finger-thick wooden board and wrote on it!
"My dad can split such thick boards in one go!"
"Xiaoyu, is your dad okay?" Erpang didn't forget to talk about Xiaoyu!
"Oh! Splitting wood is nothing! My father can...can..."
Xiaoyu, who was standing by, looked at the surroundings and took out a stone that was two palms big and two fingers thick from the flower bed nearby! She said proudly!
"My dad can split a rock like this in half with just a light blow of his palm!"
"Really? Really? Your dad is still the best!" Now all the friends gathered around Xiaoyu again!
(It’s just that my dad got screwed a bit!)
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Living room
The family sat around the table and stared at the stone that Xiaoyu brought back! (Confused!)
Liu Xing: “This is stone!”
Xiaoyu: "I know it's a stone!"
Xiaoxue: "This is a stone!"
Mom: "He knows it's a rock!"
Ye Long: "Xiaoyu! You are such a jerk to your father as a class representative! How dare you agree on behalf of your father?"
"But I have made an appointment with them! They will come to watch the show tomorrow!" Xiaoyu said to his father!
"But I can't!" Dad looked at Xiaoyu with a confused face and answered!
"Well! Some of my classmates' fathers are swimming champions, and some of my classmates' fathers are long-distance running champions! Erpang's father can even chop wood! Haven't you practiced boxing? I said you could chop stones!" Xiaoyu said to his father pitifully!
"Well, Xiaoyu, do you know how big the difference is between chopping wood and chopping stone?" Ye Long, who was watching the fun from the side, asked without minding any trouble!
"They should be about the same! They're all very hard anyway!" Xiaoyu answered innocently!
Ye Long: “…………”
"Dad, Xiaoyu wants you to split the stone with your hands! This is called the Splitting Palm in the eighth level!" Ye Long, who was watching the fun, explained! ?(?u`●)ゝ
"Dad, they haven't seen anything like this before. You should open their eyes! Ah!" Xiaoxue did not forget to come out and finish the job! ?(???)? Elegant
Dad: "(????) You old fool"
Liu Xing and Xiao Xue, who were watching the excitement, saw that things were almost over and returned to their rooms!
But dad still pulled Xiaoyu aside and explained earnestly!
"Xiaoyu, listen to what daddy says! Daddy really doesn't know how to do a split palm! Aren't you making daddy look bad?"
"Oh! So you can't do it!" Xiaoyu said dejectedly!
"Hey! Xiaoyu, have you ever seen a martial arts movie?"
"The gang leaders there usually disguise themselves as beggars and fools!"
"Why is that so?"
"Because they want to stay hidden!"
My mother also joined in the fun and said to Xiaoyu!
"Yes, yes, yes! That's right! Generally, martial arts masters are relatively low-key!" Ye Long said in agreement while forcing a smile!
"Oh! I understand! Dad is a hidden master! I will call my classmates right now!" After listening to her mother and Ye Long's nonsense, Xiaoyu excitedly went to share with her classmates!
"I'll buy you Yunnan Baiyao right now!" Mom teased Dad and went back to the house!
Dad picked up the stone and started studying it!
"Dad, do you need help? A stone is a little difficult for me right now, but it's not impossible!"
Ye Long looked at his father who was trying to figure out how to split a stone, and he didn't want to tease him anymore, so he asked!
Dad looked at the stone and thought for a while before speaking!
"No, I'll study it first! I'll tell you when there's no other way!"
Ye Long could only shake his head helplessly and sighed! Go back to the house!
Muttering as he walked!
"A common problem among parents across the country: they love to save face!╰(???)╯"