Chapter 38: Using force to make friends
Book from last chapter
The first thing that appeared on TV was the master bedroom where my parents were. Then my dad walked into the video range with a stone in his hand, put the stone on the table in the master bedroom, and began to explain with his hands and feet gesticulating!
"Hello everyone! I will show you the long-lost Iron Sand Palm in the martial arts world!"
"Yes! I will perform the Iron Sand Palm!"
"In order to master these iron sand palms, I have traveled all over the famous mountains and rivers of my country!"
"Greetings, all the famous teachers and monks!"
“I hope that people who have not received guidance from experts and professional instruction will not imitate! Thank you!”
"Oh! By the way! I have one more thing to add! I will use all my strength on my right palm to split this stone in half! So it may take a while! Please be patient!"
“Now the show begins!”
So, dad started to use his weird luck!
After waiting for three or five minutes, my father held the stone with his left hand and chopped it hard with his right hand, and the stone broke into two pieces!
(Playback completed!)
"Wow!"
Everyone, including Ye Long, was stunned! Watching TV! Dad actually split the stone!
"Hey! When did you learn it?" Mom couldn't help but be curious, she secretly approached Dad and asked in a low voice!
"Do we need to learn such a simple thing?" Dad answered in a very pretentious manner!
Ye Long, who was watching the fun nearby, always felt something was wrong! After all, his father didn't look like a martial artist! So, Ye Long sneaked into the master bedroom!
The stone that was split in my dad’s video is still placed on the table in the master bedroom!
When I got closer to the leaf dragon, I realized something was wrong. It didn't look like a stone! (I don't know why I didn't throw it away after using it [covering my face])
"We workers are powerful, hey!" When Ye Long was checking the stones, his father opened the door and came in!
"Dad! Can I interview you?" Ye Long asked when he saw his father enter the room!
"Oh! It's Ye Long! What's wrong?" Dad said happily!
"What is this?" Ye Long asked as he picked up the unknown object on the table that looked like a stone!
“Steamed Cake!”
"What's this green thing?"
"It's growing hair! Three days ago!"
"Good guy! Dad, you are not going to be a stage manager to cherish talents!" Ye Long teased!
"Huh? How did you know I was looking for a production manager job in the crew?" Dad pretended to be surprised!
Ye Long: “(/“≡_≡)=”
I thought the matter was over! I never expected it!
After school the next afternoon
"Dad, Dad, Dad, here!" Xiaoyu hurriedly handed a letter to her father as soon as she entered the room!
"Huh? What is that?" Dad took it puzzled!
"It's not glued yet! There's no stamp yet! Challenge letter! What's wrong with Xiaoyu?" Dad asked while reading the letter!
"Yes! Xiaoyu, what challenge have you brought back for your dad again?" Ye Long, who was watching the stocks nearby, teased!
"Uh! It's just that Erpang and Erpang's father are not convinced and don't want to compete with you in terms of who is superior and who is inferior to you!" Xiaoyu answered innocently!
"Xiaoyu, what you want to say is a showdown with the winner!" Ye Long beside him couldn't help but speak!
"That's about right! His dad wants to challenge you anyway!" Xiaoyu said indifferently!
"Come on, Xiaoyu, return this letter to your classmate and tell him that his father won't duel with his father!" Dad also returned the envelope to Xiaoyu!
"Why?" Xiaoyu asked with a puzzled look on her face!
"Think about it! Dad practiced boxing with Taisen, and even Taisen was defeated by him! Dad is so awesome! If Dad fights one-on-one with your classmate's dad, if he accidentally hurts me, Dad will have to spend money to take him to the hospital! How bad is that!"
"Besides, it's better to resolve a feud than to create one! A gentleman uses words instead of fists!" Dad started bragging again!
"What do you mean? I don't understand at all!" Xiaoyu asked puzzledly!
"Xiaoyu, you don't understand yet. Your father is just lying to you! He doesn't know how to box at all. How can you be friends with him if he is too ugly? He is just lying. If he wants to fight someone in a duel, he will be beaten to death!" The mother who was cooking in the kitchen couldn't help but interrupted!
"Are you lying to me? My classmates and I saw it with our own eyes. Dad split the stone in half with one palm!" Xiaoyu said in disbelief!
"Xiaoyu, come here! Go tell your classmate that daddy agrees to fight his daddy!"
"But! We have to wait until dad has time! But! Dad may have time, but his dad may not have time! And his dad may have time, but his dad may not have time! It's difficult to find a dad who has time and his dad also has time!" Dad said a lot of things very schemingly, trying to fool people! [Snickering]
"Dad, do you have time now?" Unfortunately, Xiaoyu didn't fall for it! (*^w^*)
"Now of course Daddy has time!"
"Erpang's dad is waiting downstairs!" Xiaoyu revealed!
Ye Long, who was standing next to him, heard this and called up the system page!
Name: Liu Yelong
Title: Other People's Children
Rating: 9
Experience: 23/1000
Affiliation: None
Strength: 8 (normal adult 5)
Agility: 7 (normal adult 5)
Physical fitness: 9 (normal adult 5)
Skills: Bajiquan (Master), Economics and Finance (Master), Cooking (Proficient)
Items: Grave Robber's Notes, Demon Slayer, God Slayer, Martial Soul Continent!
It just so happened that I recently broke through to the master level in my eighth-level boxing, and was worried that I couldn’t find anyone to practice with!
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Garden area downstairs
A group of children surrounded a fat middle-aged man. The man was holding a three-finger-thick wooden board in his hand. He shouted "Ah!" and split the board into two halves!
My parents, who were trying to find out the news, turned around and were about to leave (it seemed like they really couldn't beat them!), but Ye Long who was standing next to them stopped his dad!
"Dad, from my many years of experience in martial arts, this guy's steps are weak and his arms swing weakly. He doesn't look like a trained martial artist at all!"
"Also, there's something wrong with the way the board is broken. It's too evenly spaced. Even a master can't break it exactly in the middle!"
"As the leader said, this is an old father who was forced into a desperate situation just like you!" Ye Long said with certainty!
"Then I feel relieved!" Dad said and strode over!
The fat dad next to him also saw my dad and said with a fist!
"I've heard a lot about you! I've heard that you're a master of martial arts! Please give me your guidance!"
Dad knew that the other side was also fake, but he still replied modestly!
"I've heard of you for a long time! I don't deserve your guidance!"
"Children! You all want to see us practice, how about we practice!"
"Then let's practice?" The fat dad said a little guilty!
"Okay!" Dad said and was about to rush forward!
The fat dad quickly stopped the dad with the children on his back, and then the two of them talked in whispers!
Fat Dad: "Brother, don't take this seriously!"
Dad: “I’m not serious!”
Fat Dad: "We are all doing this for our children!"
Dad: "You're alone and there are two of us! Let's push hands!"
So, the two of them started practicing Tai Chi!
Xiaoyu asked beside him! "Mom? Are they boxing?"
"They just have internal skills, called Circling Fist!" Mom started to lie! [Laughing]
Seeing that nothing was wrong, Ye Long and his mother went home to cook.
At dinner time, Ye Long brought four meals and saw that all the other children had left. Only Xiaoyu and Erpang were still watching.
Ye Long: "Stop fighting! Let's eat first!"
Dad: "My son brought the food over! How about we practice after dinner!"
Fatty Dad: "Okay!"
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After dinner, under the encouragement of the two children, the two started practicing Tai Chi again!
Time flies! It's time to go to bed! Seeing that his father hasn't come back yet, Ye Long couldn't help but go out to see what's going on!
When I got there, I happened to see them both sleeping on top of each other! [Covering face]
"Dad, Uncle! Wake up and go home to sleep!" Ye Long had no choice but to go forward and wake them up!
After they woke up, they found Xiaoyu and Erpang were asleep, so they went home.
ps After thinking about it, it’s time to end it! Otherwise it will be too watery! [Covering face]
ps Sorry guys! I wrote it this morning but forgot to post it! I just fell asleep! Just woke up! [covering face]