Chapter 99: Psycho? Hal Jordan!

Chapter 99: Psycho? Hal Jordan!

Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne slept in the same big bed all night.

There was no anxiety or tossing and turning.

Both experienced fighters knew the importance of conserving their energy.

After waking up the next day, the two walked out of the room and saw Selina Kyle who was clumsily making breakfast.

Li Chengfeng watched with interest for a while, then turned to Bruce Wayne and whispered:

"Hey, if she tries harder, can she light up this stove directly?"

"Stop talking sarcastically."

Bruce Wayne said as he rolled up his sleeves and walked forward to take the spatula from behind Selina Kyle.

"Let me do it."

"Oh, my God, thank you so much." Selina Kyle looked at Bruce Wayne as if he was a savior. "I have never been good at anything related to food preparation since I was a child."

Li Chengfeng sat down at the dining table without any hesitation and started talking to Selina Kyle.

"Ms. Selina, are your parents still alive? I feel a little embarrassed to temporarily use their bedroom."

"My parents have been dead for many years."

"I'm very sorry."

"It's okay. It happened a long time ago." Selina Kyle also sat down. "Although I miss them very much and have been cleaning this room, I think they must be happy to help two people who need a place to stay temporarily."

Li Chengfeng nodded.

All aspects of life experience are completed.

Of course, it is hard to say whether the "Robin Hood" in the fairy tale has parents.

But whether it is a reality warper or some item that rewrites reality that is effective here, it is time-limited.

Modifications to reality are constantly updated.

such as……

After chatting with "Robin Hood" Selina Kyle for a few words, I looked back and saw a few more photos next to the fireplace that was empty just now.

There are photos of parents and also photos of the family of three.

Pretty fast hands!

Judging from the photo, Selina Kyle's "father" is the most common Robin Hood image, while her mother looks like...

The Evil Queen in Snow White?

So the reality distortion in this place has been going on for a long time, and Selina Kyle, who has just been assimilated, is not set as a fairy tale character, but as the next generation of these fairy tale characters.

Li Chengfeng became more certain of his guess.

Are you really always looking for compensation?

"Okay, just stop asking questions."

Bruce Wayne placed the crispy bacon and bread slices on the table, interrupting Li Chengfeng's question.

“Oh, your cooking skills are really good.” Selina Kyle exclaimed at the simple food in front of her, “Let’s eat. I have to go to work at the police station in town soon. You guys can just walk around town, but…”

"But what?"

"Well, it's nothing. There's just a mentally ill person in the town. He thinks the whole world is fake and often complains to people in the town. If you meet him, please don't hurt him. He's also a pitiful person."

Selina Kyle sighed with pity and started eating breakfast.

Upon hearing this, Li Chengfeng gave Bruce Wayne a look.

Think the whole world is fake?

madman?

Not necessarily.

Maybe it's just a bug caused by distorting reality?

Breakfast was quickly finished, Selina Kyle put on her police uniform jacket and went out with Li Chengfeng.

It’s just that the two of them did not travel with Selina Kyle, and they went in the opposite direction to the police station.

"I hope you have fun in Fairy Tale Town."

These were Selina Kyle's last words before she left.

Li Chengfeng smiled and waved goodbye to Bruce Wayne, then turned around with a cold and calm expression.

"It seems that only the people who were initially pulled into this reality-distorting space are fairy tale characters. For example, the dwarf yesterday was obviously one of the seven dwarfs. And your wife was assimilated into the second generation of fairy tale characters, and she also inherited the identity of her father Robin Hood..." Li Chengfeng analyzed, "If the two of us were assimilated as well, we would probably have similar identities."

"And this person who distorted reality... seems to be trying his best to maintain the stability of this 'reality' and make it more reasonable."

Bruce Wayne nodded, and then he and Li Chengfeng began to wander around this "fairy tale town".

Although the people of Fairy Tale Town cannot leave the town, they do not feel strange about outsiders.

It’s as if they are a group of people who are normally connected to the outside world.

Along the way, familiar fairy tale characters kept appearing.

Snow White is a teacher, Princess Elsa is the owner of a cold drink shop, Princess Pea is the owner of a fruit and vegetable shop, and the seven dwarfs are security guards...

And the one who is staring at Li Chengfeng at this moment...

little Red Riding Hood.

But unlike the little Lolita in imagination, the Little Red Riding Hood in front of him was obviously an adult woman.

"I haven't seen you guys yet."

"My brother and I were traveling by car when our car broke down. We were passing through Fairy Tale Town, so we had to come to town to fix the car."

"I see..." Little Red Riding Hood nodded thoughtfully, "You guys aren't bad people, are you?"

Li Chengfeng wiped away the non-existent sweat.

This is not the way an adult speaks.

but……

Li Chengfeng could feel that there was a very strong power under the red hat.

Of course, this "strong" is for ordinary people.

For example, Bruce Wayne next to him, just looking at the panel data, would probably be pinned to the ground and rubbed at will by this Little Red Riding Hood.

"We heard that there is a mentally ill person in town who believes that the world is fake." Li Chengfeng nodded at Little Red Riding Hood. "Isn't this a coincidence? My brother and I are both psychologists. We can help you see if you can get treatment."

It’s definitely better to have a local leading the way than two outsiders groping around blindly, right?

Little Red Riding Hood looks like an adult, but she is obviously still a little girl inside. This kind of person is easier to fool...

As expected, Little Red Riding Hood nodded and said happily:

"Really? Are you really a psychiatrist? That's great. That older brother is so pitiful. He's so handsome, but unfortunately his brain is not normal..."

Then Little Red Riding Hood walked in front to lead the way, taking Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne to the back of a laundry and to the edge of the forest.

And a simple camp came into their sight.

Li Chengfeng took a quick look and found that although the camp was very shabby, the builders had obviously learned wilderness survival skills.

"It looks like a camp built by someone from the American military. The knots are standard operations taught by the military."

At this moment, a handsome brown-haired man with tattered clothes came out of the shack.

"Wow! He's out! He left first."

Little Red Riding Hood was probably harassed by him a few times, so she just ran away.

Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne walked forward.

The moment the brown-haired handsome guy saw the two of them, his eyes lit up, but soon the light called "hope" dimmed.

"I actually saw Bruce Wayne here...I must be starting to hallucinate."

When Li Chengfeng heard this, he didn't run away.

This guy hasn't been assimilated either.

"You are not hallucinating. He is Bruce Wayne, and I am FBI agent Li Chengfeng. Do you... need help?"

"W-What? The real Bruce Wayne!? And the FBI!?"

Hearing Li Chengfeng's words, the man rushed towards the two of them...

Then it hung on Bruce Wayne and started howling.

"Oh my god! My dear!"

"Finally a normal person shows up!"

Li Chengfeng said as he pulled the man off Bruce Wayne:

"Hey, hey, hey, if you have something to say, just talk nicely. Why are you hugging and touching him... Damn, your snot rubbed against him!"

Li Chengfeng managed to pull the brown-haired man off Bruce Wayne without hurting him.

Bruce Wayne didn't say anything.

He just took off his coat expressionlessly and threw it aside.

Li Chengfeng clearly saw from the fan-shaped chart in the other party's eyes that the proportion of the "dislike" option was gradually increasing.

"That's enough! Stop howling!" He stretched out his hand and gave the brown-haired man a fierce fight, "Who are you? Why are you here and haven't been assimilated yet?"

After the brown-haired man got hit hard, he was a little dazed at first, but he quickly calmed down.

He scratched his brown hair that hadn't been washed for a long time, took a few deep breaths, and then said:

"My name is Hal Jordan, you can just call me Hal."

Bruce Wayne showed no reaction when he heard the name.

But beneath Li Chengfeng's equally calm facial expression, there was a shock as raging as a storm.

Who?

Hal Jordan?

How did this guy appear in Fairy Tale Town?

Why would an Air Force pilot appear here out of nowhere?

As for why he was not assimilated, Li Chengfeng didn't have to guess.

As the "greatest Green Lantern", his willpower is even greater than Batman's.

Since Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne were not assimilated because of their strong willpower, Hal Jordan would naturally not be assimilated either.

"Well, Hal Jordan..." Li Chengfeng nodded, "Then can you explain why you appeared in this town where reality was distorted?"

"Reality distortion?" Hal Jordan repeated the word he didn't quite understand in confusion, and then began to explain, "I am a major pilot in the American Air Force. Following the secret order from my superiors, I am transporting confidential items to the FBI headquarters in Washington."

"But after flying near here, the plane crashed without any damage or abnormalities."

"Although I parachuted in time, I was hit by the explosion of the crashed plane after landing and then I fainted."

"When I woke up again, I was in a place called 'Fairy Tale Town', and the people around me had all turned into fairy tale characters from another world..."

"But I clearly remember that I fainted in a forest with basically no trace of humans."

"In other words, during the time I was unconscious, a town and its inhabitants appeared out of nowhere."

Bruce Wayne listened to Hal Jordan's description and nodded.

"So, you crashed and parachuted first, and then this town appeared, right?"

"Excluding the possibility that you are a person with the ability to distort reality, the appearance of Fairy Tale Town is probably related to the confidential items you are responsible for transporting..."

My grandfather, worthy of being called “the greatest detective in the world”, got straight to the heart of the matter.

Something that could allow the American military to temporarily put aside historical conflicts and send it to the FBI...

"What on earth is this thing? Why did you send it to the FBI headquarters?" Li Chengfeng asked, holding Hal Jordan's shoulder. "Did you really not open it to take a look?"

"I told you this is confidential. I'm just the one responsible for the transportation!" Hal Jordan sighed helplessly. "Alas, I've been missing for so long. What's going to happen to my girlfriend? She must be worried to death."

"You don't have to worry about that."

Li Chengfeng pressed his hand on his shoulder and squeezed it slightly, saying "comfortably":

"People who enter the reality distortion zone will most likely be completely erased from reality temporarily. Don't be afraid of making your girlfriend worry. You should be afraid that she will change her mind because you don't exist at all..."

"Fuck!"

……

The goddess of death Hela came to the headquarters alone.

She is now certain that she has been affected by reality distortion, but she has no idea how she has been affected?

What was taken away from your life was an object or a person?

With the blessing of divinity, she could only vaguely remember that he was an extremely important existence in her life.

Wandering aimlessly around the FBI.

The agents around here have long been accustomed to it.

Hey, isn’t it God?

The FBI still has two more!

Not surprising.

As for the energy detectors installed inside the FBI, their prompting methods had long been modified, and they would no longer be as dazzling as the computer screen that was hit by the white thunder.

Hela finally came to the Research Department.

I heard that the people working here are the smartest people in the atrium.

Although Hela believes that she is wise enough, even the wisest king will need the advice of wise counselors.

Because they had just experienced the battle to capture Hydra, many facilities were still under inspection and reconstruction.

Nick Fury simply gave all the researchers a holiday.

Anyway, it’s impossible to conduct research in this environment.

But there are always exceptions. There is a scientist in the FBI who does not have such high requirements for the scientific research environment and is not very interested in taking holidays.

He is the only one in the entire scientific research department.

Hela walked forward, and the other party just turned around.

The ruby ​​pendant on her chest is still as shiny as new.

"I remember you. Are you the... Dr. Liangliang?"

"Oh, isn't this the Lady Goddess of Death?" Liang Liang didn't seem surprised by her arrival. "It seems that the Lady Goddess of Death has sensed it. Although she is essentially an alien, she possesses divinity after all, and is somewhat resistant to the distortion of reality."

"Can you feel it too?"

"Ever since my soul entered this thing...reality distortion can no longer affect me. I have become one of the constants of the universe."

Dr. Liangliang touched SCP-963 on his chest and said jokingly:

"My Goddess, you forgot the person who is most important to you."

"He is the one who sits at your right hand. He is the one who will share the kingship of Asgard with you in the future..."

"He is your Queen of Gods, your lover, the guide of the stars, Li Chengfeng."