Chapter 98 The Desire of the Bat
"Stranger, please don't speak out against the public officials of Storybrooke. I will warn you three times. If you still don't stop, I will temporarily put you in the detention room for one night."
"Yeah, okay, okay, okay."
Li Chengfeng nodded hurriedly in agreement, but his tone was quite perfunctory.
Bruce Wayne, who was pushed forward by Li Chengfeng, extended his hand very gentlemanly and shook hands with the Deputy Sheriff Selina Kyle in front of him.
"My brother has a rather strange temper. I sincerely hope to be forgiven by you, ma'am." Bruce Wayne's originally stern face showed a gentle and domineering smile that was just right. "Our car broke down on the road, so we had to push it to town to see if it can be repaired."
"Then your brother... is really strong enough to push a broken-down car by himself."
Selina Kyle's eyes when looking at Li Chengfeng instantly changed from "suspected bad and idle social member" to "silly kid who speaks without thinking and has great strength".
Damn, I suddenly feel that this couple is so annoying.
But as the best FBI agent, his acting skills?
trivial.
"Hmph, brother, I'm a little hungry, hurry up and transfer 10 or 8 billion to me."
"...Don't go too far!" Bruce Wayne maintained a perfect smile while squeezing out a very small threat from his throat, "I asked you to act, not to deliberately blackmail me!"
"It's just a joke." Li Chengfeng chuckled.
“My advice is to drive less.”
“Please park your car here first.” Selina Kyle pointed to the parking space in front of the tavern. “There is a hotel in this town. It’s at the northernmost part of the town.”
A dwarf who was less than one meter tall passed by the tavern. When he heard Selina say this, he immediately spoke loudly, "Selina! Agatha's hotel was renovated two days ago and it's not finished yet!"
"Ah? Really? Then what should we do?" Selina Kyle, who had just warned Li Chengfeng, looked at the two of them apologetically, "If the only hotel has been renovated, then you two..."
Bruce Wayne was a little dazed as he looked at the completely different Selina Kyle in front of him.
Although his Selina is also gentle, it is definitely not this kind of gentleness.
He is most accustomed to being considerate and thoughtful, hiding his sharp tongue.
If Li Chengfeng heard Bruce Wayne's thoughts, he would definitely scold him.
Cheap or not!
It seems that after dressing up as a bat for so long, his mind has become a little perverted.
What is the M attribute explosion?
"It's okay, we can make do in the car for the night."
"It's too crowded for two grown men to sleep in one car." Selina tilted her head and thought for a moment. "How about this, my parents' room is still empty, you can stay here for one night. Don Quixote from the car repair shop was just carried back by his wife. He is drunk and won't wake up until at least tomorrow afternoon."
"Isn't this bad?"
Bruce Wayne started from zero frame, grabbed Li Chengfeng's clothes and pulled him over.
But he was still speaking hesitant polite words.
Li Chengfeng looked at the butt chin that was about to spread out with contempt.
I'm so anxious if I'm not married.
I wish I could stick it on someone else's body and not be able to tear it off.
……
Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne followed Selina all the way to her "home".
The two exchanged glances and nodded.
Unexpectedly, this reality distortion was quite perfect. Selina Kyle, who had entered Storybrooke not long before them, actually had such a house.
"My parents' room is on the first floor. There are some disposable toiletries under the sink..." Selina Kyle introduced with an apologetic smile, "The conditions in our remote town are average. People like you from big cities may not be used to it..."
"It doesn't matter. My hometown is even worse. It even feels like living in a cave." Bruce Wayne shook hands with the other party again with gratitude. "I envy you very much for having such a warm and home-like house."
You can't talk unless you shake hands with others, right?
Disgusting!
Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes implicitly.
Besides, don't you live in a bat cave?
What does “even” mean?
Then it must be a big cave, and hanging upside down on the ceiling every day must have increased your IQ, right?
"Really? I am ignorant." Selina Kyle's eyes were filled with regret and longing. "People in our town never leave the border. Almost everyone has never left this town in their entire lives."
“So the only way I knew about the outside world was through the books in the town library.”
"Believe me, it's not that good out there."
"But every night, I would have the urge to leave Fairy Tale Town and go outside to take a look...but the next day, I still had to get up and patrol."
Selina smiled, waved at the two of them, and went upstairs.
Bruce Wayne kept staring at Selina Kyle's back and didn't take his gaze away for a long time.
"Hey, your eyeballs are stuck on someone?"
“Has anyone ever told you that you’re annoying?”
"Yes, yes. I think Nick Fury wants to pull out his gun and shoot me for five minutes every day." Li Chengfeng shrugged and sat on the old but very clean big bed. "Did you hear what that woman just said? Almost everyone. It's 'almost'."
"I'm not deaf, I have a brain, of course I heard it." Bruce Wayne added, "And I told you, you might as well call her 'Catwoman'."
"Tsk, I'm just afraid that your brain is full of love."
Li Chengfeng looked at Bruce Wayne jokingly.
Even if you are as rational as a bat, you will always find a harbor where you can vent and place all your emotions.
And Selina Kyle seemed to be his destined soul mate.
"That's better than a scumbag like you."
"Fuck, one of the two most famous playboys in America said I'm a scumbag? Do you feel guilty when you say this?" Li Chengfeng patted the other side of the bed, "Come on, Mr. Bruce, lie down and talk."
Bruce Wayne felt a lot more relieved when he saw Li Chengfeng's mean look.
You know, encounters and incidents are his biggest weaknesses.
Although with his ability, he can usually gradually collect all the information while dealing with the situation and set up a winning strategy.
But every time, it's more or less like walking on a tightrope.
He has always been accustomed to being alone and never works with others.
But Li Chengfeng's presence made him feel...
Having a teammate who is a bit talkative but reliable doesn't seem to be a bad thing.
In a two-story old house in Fairy Tale Town, "Batman" Bruce Wayne couldn't help but feel a desire rising in his heart.
A desire to no longer walk alone in the dark.
He longed to fight side by side.
Longing for a...
Belongs to the bat family.