Chapter 17: Even if the turtle suffers, you can’t let yourself suffer.
Seeing this, Song Zhexia suddenly regretted why he didn't lie dead with his fellow disciples in the corner.
She secretly glanced at the boy next to her and found that he was also secretly looking at her, which made her even more panicked.
[It’s over, Wei Goubi has probably even thought of how I’ll die!]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
He just glanced at you, not really thinking anything.
The blood python at his sleeve seemed to sense something and secretly stretched its head out to look in a certain direction.
At the same time, Elder Minglai, who was playing with jade cards, paused slightly, raised his eyelids and looked over here, his deep peach blossom eyes tilted up slightly.
The moment their eyes met, the blood python trembled and quickly shrank back.
Song Zhexia had sharp eyes and quickly noticed the unusual situation. He looked at Elder Minglai and then at Wei Jinyou.
[Holy shit, are these two people having an affair?]
[As expected of the protagonist, you don’t even let the elders go.]
Wei Jinyou:?
What protagonist?
What the hell has she imagined?
Turtle: [You are such a genius. ]
Tianmu began to urge them, Song Zhexia took a deep breath, held Wei Jinyou's hand, and walked towards the trial field under the gaze of everyone.
The onlookers were like dogs on the roadside, being kicked by the couple for no apparent reason. “Holy crap, a couple fighting, is this so exciting?”
At the moment when Song Zhexia was about to step into the trial field, a lazy male voice sounded behind him, "Wait."
She and Wei Jinyou paused at the same time and stopped outside the trial field.
Elder Minglai stood up from his seat and slowly fiddled with the jade token in his hand. He squinted his eyes and looked at the two of them for a while, then said, "You two should go to Elder Qiqing's class first."
After hearing this, Song Zhexia paused slightly.
The look he gave Wei Jinyou and Elder Minglai was even more strange.
[Elder Minglai didn’t even allow us to attend the trial class. Could it be that he was really cheated on by Wei Goubi before, so he is heartbroken and doesn’t want to see him again?]
[Alas, Wei Jinyou is such a scumbag!!]
Wei Jinyou:?
What kind of mess is going on in her head?
【Not. 】
The turtle on her shoulder said: [Because you two are weaklings, you don’t even have the qualifications to enter the trial field. ]
Song Zhexia: “…”
Oh, just a clown.
When the two were about to walk out of the trial area, the blood python nestled in Wei Jinyou's sleeve looked back again.
The man in the seat seemed to be waiting for it on purpose, his dark eyes greeting it without blinking.
The man supported his thin chin with one hand, his peach blossom eyes slowly revealed tiny stars, and his thin lips curved slightly.
The blood python's consciousness trembled slightly, and a deep male voice sounded beside its ears.
"haven't seen you for a long time."
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After going down the mountain, Song Zhexia was dragged a long way by Wei Jinyou before reaching the area under the charge of Elder Qiqing.
She looked at the towering buildings in front of her and her eyelids twitched heavily.
Do I have to climb stairs?
Turtle laughed evilly, "You guessed it right."
Song Zhexia:?
She walked in and found that there was an admissions guide posted in the lobby on the first floor:
"It doesn't matter if you are male or female, you can breathe, take a shower, and run indoors when it rains."
Song Zhexia: That’s a really high standard.
She lowered her eyes and found that there was an additional sentence at the end: Don't come if you are too rich, we hate the rich.
Song Zhexia: “…”
It’s right that all the people in our sect are poor.
There is also a portrait of the elder next to the admissions guide.
As everyone knows, there are four elders in Qianqiu Pavilion.
Elder Li Huan mainly teaches the Heart Sutra, Elder Ming Lai mainly teaches the trials, and Elder Qi Qing, apart from fortune-telling, likes to stay in the alchemy room and the refining room to study.
Elder Feng He is the most mysterious one. He rarely shows up in the sect, but when he does, he will definitely vomit blood.
I heard that it was the root of the disease caused by the battle between Demonic Land and Demonic Land five hundred years ago.
Even though Elder Feng He suffered from a serious illness, he had a good appearance and a gentle personality, and was deeply loved by his disciples.
It is equivalent to the light of the sect and the mascot of Qianqiu Pavilion in everyone's mind.
Thinking of this, Song Zhexia glanced at Wei Jinyou again.
[Hey, can't this bastard learn from others and be a little gentler?]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Can't this woman learn from others and be more normal?
When going upstairs, Song Zhexia never dreamed that Elder Qiqing's alchemy room was actually on the fifty-first floor.
She followed Wei Jinyou obediently and sighed, "I'm so tired."
Wei Jinyou glanced at the turtle that was carrying her and sneered, "It's the turtle that's carrying the burden for you, why are you sighing?"
Song Zhexia: "I am sighing for it."
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Turtle: [……]
I want to cry and I can't hide my tears.
The host failed to trick others, but tricked himself instead.
The young man looked at her with a complicated expression, "Don't you usually take good care of this turtle? Why are you willing to let it suffer now?"
Song Zhexia: "Brave turtle can't always hide behind his master!"
[Even if the turtle suffers, you can't let yourself suffer! ]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Turtle: [You are still good at talking bullshit. ]
The innermost room on the fifty-first floor is the alchemy room prepared by Elder Qiqing for his disciples.
The room was small and dark, and there were dozens of people sitting in the room with eyes that seemed to be glowing green.
In the corner there are also piles of ghost-faced puppets carefully made by the elders.
If this happened at night, it would definitely be a haunted scene.
Elder Qi Qing looked like he had just had a cauldron exploded, his face was burnt black. When he saw the two of them, he scratched his messy afro, looked across the crowd in the room, pointed at the seats in the back, squinted and smiled, and said, "You are late, so sit at the back."
Song Zhexia and Wei Jinyou nodded at the same time and sat down in the back row.
Elder Qi Qing wiped his burnt face and continued teaching the fire control course, demonstrating as he spoke.
Song Zhexia happened to be quite interested in alchemy, so he stretched his neck to look forward.
As soon as he looked over, the cauldron in front of Elder Qiqing exploded.
The room was suddenly filled with smoke. The other disciples seemed to be used to it and remained calm. Elder Qi Qing scratched his head, narrowed his eyes, and laughed dryly, "This is also a negative demonstration. Did everyone remember it?"
Less than an incense stick of time later, Song Zhexia once again witnessed what it meant to be unable to stop the explosion.
There were so many negative demonstrations arranged, but not a single positive one.
Seeing that she was puzzled, Guigui explained: [Elder Qiqing is just making pills as a hobby. He usually makes poisons and develops hidden weapons.]
Song Zhexia: “…”
too horrible.
After demonstrating countless negative examples, Elder Qi Qing let them try to control fire themselves.
Just as a small cluster of flowing fire appeared on Wei Jinyou's fingertips, he heard Song Zhexia approaching him, "Brother Wei, come here."
The young man narrowed his eyes and looked at her, "What are you doing?"
Song Zhexia saw fire leaping rapidly from his fingertips and hitting the bird by the window. After processing it for a while, he put it on Wei Jinyou's fire to roast.
She rubbed her hands and said excitedly, "Let's grill some meat."
[Oh, thank nature for the gift! Otherwise, I would be so hungry that I would want to eat a dog man at night.]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
After roasting, Song Zhexia saw that he was working hard to control the fire, so he specially took out a piece of the delicious meat and fed it into his mouth. There seemed to be stars flowing in his clear eyes like glass.
She looked at the boy expectantly and asked softly, "Is it delicious?"
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Before the true fragrance, Wei Jinyou: Haha, you want to bite me, you are tired of living.
After the real smell, Wei Jinyou: Where do you want to bite, wife? I will take it off myself.
Song Zhexia: ...Stay away from me.