Chapter 16 The Cultivation World is So Wonderful
Thanks to Song Zhexia, Wei Jinyou also followed him out of the school.
Standing in the corridor, the two stared at each other. Song Zhexia glanced at him awkwardly, "Brother Wei, please listen to my explanation... Oh, I won't explain."
The young man showed rare patience and pursed his lips and said, "You go ahead."
Song Zhexia didn't expect that he would actually let her say it. She was stunned for a moment and whispered, "In fact, Master Taiyi can also use the resurrection armor first, so that teammates can shoot more easily."
Wei Jinyou: “…”
After being punished to stand for the entire morning, Song Zhexia had a bitter face on his face all the way to the canteen.
What made her sad was not that she was punished to stand, but that she fell asleep while standing. When she woke up, she found herself leaning on Wei Goubi's shoulder and biting his collar!
Is there anything more socially dead than this?
【Yes, I have. 】
Turtle said honestly: [You scolded him when you fell asleep just now. ]
Song Zhexia: “…Oh.”
Live with a smile.
She followed behind Wei Jinyou, and just as she entered the dining hall, she heard Shen Hongye calling them, "Junior Brother Wei, Junior Sister!"
Song Zhexia turned around and looked at him, looking listless, "Big Brother."
"What's wrong with Xia Xia? Why are you so unhappy?" Shen Hongye asked with concern.
"It's a long story." Song Zhexia sighed, "So I won't say it."
"..."
Shen Hongye gently touched her head and comforted her: "Don't be unhappy, I'll tell you a joke."
"Today, a couple from the sect went to the academy to attend a lecture and held hands. Later, they were kicked out by the elders!"
Song Zhexia: “…”
Thank you. Now I feel even more upset.
In order to welcome several elders back to the sect today, the canteen has a few special dishes: Looking Up at the Stars, Dragon Wagging its Tail, and Green Snake Crossing the River.
Many disciples had just taken the first bite and were almost sent away the next second.
Song Zhexia was sitting in the cafeteria, looking at the fish head with its eyes open, the pig tail with a strange smell, and the coriander dipped in salt in his bowl, and he suddenly lost his appetite.
She looked at Wei Jinyou who was standing beside her with an indifferent expression. After thinking for a moment, she scooped a spoonful of coriander and handed it to the boy's mouth, "Come on, Senior Brother Wei, I'll feed you~"
Wei Jinyou:?
The young man looked at her indifferently, "Xia Xia, just eat by yourself, Brother is not hungry."
Song Zhexia shook his head and said with a concerned look on his face: "Brother Wei is weak and sickly, he needs to eat more to replenish his body~"
As she spoke, she leaned forward and sat on the boy's lap without noticing. She smiled shyly and said, "I like Senior Brother Wei the most~"
[Meahahaha, you old dog are so salty!]
The latter's pupils suddenly shrank, and his long eyelashes drooped slightly, hiding the coldness in his eyes, "Compared to my brother, Xia Xia is more fragile, so you should keep it for yourself and eat it slowly."
He exerted a little force with his wrist, and with some pushing and shoving with Song Zhexia, the spoon quickly changed direction and was stuffed into the mouth of the person who had just sat down next to him.
Song Zhexia watched as the spoonful of cilantro went into Mo Bugui's mouth and screamed, "Senior Brother Mo!"
Mo Bugui was unable to utter a word and fell to the ground with foam at the mouth.
After several disciples carried him away, Song Zhexia put down his chopsticks and closed his eyes.
It hurts, it hurts too much!
Wei Jinyou looked as if nothing had happened. He sat there quietly with his chin propped up, secretly feeding the fish head to the blood python in his sleeve.
The blood python ate with gusto, and soon curled up into a ball in satisfaction.
Song Zhexia noticed this scene, so he lowered his eyes to look at the turtle lying on the table with a peaceful face, "Do you know why other beasts can grow so tall?"
The turtle blinked its big eyes, not looking very smart. [Why?]
Song Zhexia: "Because they eat a lot!"
When she said this, she pushed the bowl in front of the turtle and gently touched its head: "Eat quickly, don't say I'm not nice to you."
Turtle: [……]
Damn, other animals eat food, not poison!
After stuffing the bowl into Guigui's mouth, Song Zhexia looked around for a while, trying to see if there was any other normal food that could fill his stomach.
A young disciple passed by the aisle and reminded the person sitting next to Song Zhexia, "Girl, the chili oil fell on your skirt."
The man lifted up her skirt and said with emotion: "I really like the name of girl."
"It sounds much better than the dead sissy."
Young disciple: “…”
Song Zhexia: “…”
The world of cultivation is so exciting.
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The afternoon trial course was held at the trial ground in the back mountain.
When Song Zhexia and Wei Jinyou arrived, quite a few disciples had already gathered here.
It was October, the time when the temperature began to drop. Senior Brother Shen held his sword affectionately, took off his outer robe, and considerately put it on Brother Jian.
Mo Bugui was hanging on the tree as usual, which scared a group of young female cultivators so much that they ran out without looking back.
Qin Shilan changed into a green jacket, carried some carefully made snacks in her hands and went straight to Mo Bugui, asking him to come down to taste her cooking.
Mo Bugui took a bite of the red bean cake and praised it sparingly, "Good."
Qin Shilan held her face with both hands, so shy that she slapped Senior Brother Mo so far away that he fell off the cliff. "You're so annoying! I'm shy!"
Song Zhexia was standing nearby, his eyes widened as he watched.
Junior fellow apprentice Su Hebai was also not idle, blowing a kiss to a disciple who was flying on a sword.
In response to his flying kiss, the disciple happily bumped into the tree.
Su Hebai retracted her gaze, stood in line in the crowd in her skirt, and said in a troubled voice, "I'm so scared. My cultivation is so weak. Will the senior brothers bully me?"
The other male disciples hurriedly comforted him, "How could that be? Don't worry, Senior Brother will never hurt you!"
"If my senior brother encounters you, he will definitely slap himself and blow himself out of the trial field!"
Song Zhexia: “…”
She glanced weakly at the female cultivator who was fighting fiercely with the male disciples in the trial field, and was choked for a moment.
The real girls punched hard in the trial field, and the fake girls made the group of men almost lose their souls.
Elder Minglai, who was in charge of the trial field, sat nearby. He was dressed in a snow-white robe, with black hair cascading down his shoulders. His porcelain-white fingertips were playing with a jade token, and his deep peach blossom eyes occasionally lifted up to glance over here vaguely.
Another row of names soon appeared on the skylight of the trial field, but the person was nowhere to be seen.
Everyone was looking around, but Song Zhexia noticed an inconspicuous corner at a glance.
The disciple simply covered his face with the book and lay on the ground pretending to be a corpse.
[Hahaha, beautiful, another one that has gone crazy!]
Wei Jinyou: ...
This woman seems to have become even crazier.
The man did not show up for a long time, and the sky of the trial field also changed. "Next, Song Zhexia."
"Your opponent is--" The vague words gradually dissipated like mist, revealing a clear outline.
"Wei Jinyou."