Chapter 36 Show me your fox tail
"what……"
"Ow..."
"oops……"
"Brother, you are not a human being. You actually closed the door..."
……
Ding Dashan screamed outside the door.
"Oh, poor child..."
Ye Fei stood by the window, carving out the dirt between his fingernails while humming a song that Master Xing and his senior brother sang in the movie Shaolin Soccer:
"Shaolin Kung Fu is great, so awesome..."
"Shaolin Kung Fu is powerful and awesome..."
"You are the King Kong Legs..."
"I am Iron Head Kung Fu..."
……
"Ah... Ouch... Senior Brother, are you still human? I'm almost bitten to death, and you still have the mood to sing here!" Ding Dashan suddenly shouted:
"You are afraid of Zheng Dao and dare not open the door to save me. Can you please plead for him or say something nice to him? Zheng Dao can understand human words. Can't you just be a good person?"
"Okay, then I'll say a few good words for you! Hey, Zheng Dao, just do the other places, don't bite anymore, it's boring if you always bite the same place." Ye Fei immediately said to Zheng Dao:
"You haven't bitten his right hand yet. Didn't you see it? Oh... yes, yes, that one, the one that made me spit blood with a punch yesterday..."
Ding Dashan: “…”
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In the end, in less than half a minute, Ding Dashan had at least twenty or thirty bloody bites all over his body.
Normally it wouldn't bite so many times. It must have been because Ding Dashan had hit it with an axe before, which completely enraged it.
If you want to kill it and eat its dog meat, will it show mercy?
Ding Dashan soon fainted from the pain.
Then he was dragged back to Wang Ergou's house by Zheng Dao.
Ye Fei kept his word. When Zheng Dao dragged Ding Dashan away, he said to Zheng Dao, "Zheng Dao, tell my master that all his medical expenses tonight should be charged to my account. It's too late. I won't go over. I'm going to sleep first."
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The next morning, when Ye Fei woke up, he did not see Ding Dashan practicing boxing in the yard.
He knew that Ding Dashan must have been bitten badly by Zheng Dao last night and was probably still lying on the floor in Wang Ergou's room.
After all, he has been through this before and has rich experience in this area.
He hurried towards Wang Ergou's house.
However, when he walked into Wang Ergou's room, he found that Ding Dashan was not in Wang Ergou's room.
Not only was Ding Dashan not there, but Wang Ergou and Zheng Dao were also not there.
"Big mountains, big mountains..."
"Master..."
"Promise..."
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Ye Fei stood at the door of Wang Ergou's house and shouted loudly.
As a result, he called for a long time but there was no response.
"Strange, where did they go?"
Ye Fei was confused.
Oddly enough, at this moment, he didn't even think of running away.
However, when he returned to his room and was about to lie down for a while, he found a note on the floor at the door. It was obvious that the note was stuffed in the crack of the door before, and he didn't notice it when he opened the door to go out.
He hurriedly picked it up, opened the note and was instantly moved to tears.
The note should have been left by Ding Dashan, but he didn't recognize a single word...
"Fuck, what is written here..." Ye Fei was very depressed: "People who traveled through time can recognize the words here, but I can't read a single word. What the hell! You don't want me to inherit the original owner's memories and abilities, can you let me recognize the words?"
At this moment, Ye Fei had an idea. Are they going up the mountain to collect herbs again?
Shit, could it be that Dashan saw that I didn’t run away when they went to collect herbs the day before yesterday, so he left a note today to remind me to run away quickly?
Shouldn't it?
I cheated him last night, and he is still so nice to me today?
However, it is also possible that he knew he had no chance to escape, so he could only hope that I would run away so that he could come here to redeem him?
No matter what he wrote, now is definitely a good opportunity to escape.
If you don't run now, when will you wait?
Ye Fei quickly packed his clothes in his backpack, and then ran towards the gate with the backpack on his back.
However, just as he walked out of the gate, he saw a stunningly beautiful woman in the bamboo forest, walking slowly along the tree-lined path in the bamboo forest.
Ye Fei only took one look at her and instantly felt like he was struck by an electric current.
She just stared at the beauty in the bamboo forest, unable to extricate herself.
She was about eighteen or nineteen years old, as delicate as a flower, with snow-white and smooth skin and her peerless beauty, giving people the impression that her face was carved out of an exquisite piece of jade.
Her clothes were simple yet exquisite, and her fluttering sleeves matched the tranquility of the bamboo forest.
Her footsteps are light, as if untouched by the dust of the world, and each step carries a unique rhythm and poetic feeling.
As she walked towards him, the breeze blew and the bamboo forest rustled, as if accompanying her.
Her appearance seemed to make the entire bamboo forest come alive, and Ye Fei felt as if time had stopped at this moment.
Even when she walked to the gate and came to Ye Fei, Ye Fei was still like a wooden man, staring at her blankly with wide eyes.
"Hehe, don't say anything yet, let me guess..." The beauty showed a charming smile:
"Master has already told me through a jade talisman that he has accepted two new disciples. One of them wears a mask all day, and the other is as strong as an ox. I guess you are the masked Junior Brother Ye Fei, right?"
Ye Fei stared blankly at the peerless beauty in front of him, not knowing how to say anything in response, mainly because his soul had already been seduced away by her at this moment.
Damn, there is such a beautiful senior sister in Qianxian Sect?
how can that be!
What did she come to Qianxian Sect to learn from Wang Ergou?
Are you learning to be mean?
Thinking of this, Ye Fei suddenly had an idea in his mind, and an idea arose that made his heart tremble.
Oh shit... Could this be a vixen?
While my master is away, you transform yourself into a beautiful woman and pretend to be a disciple of Qianxian Sect to seduce me?
To coax me into sleeping with her? To suck my blood dry?
Thinking of this, Ye Fei woke up as if from a dream and came back to his senses in an instant.
He felt that his previous idea was very reliable.
So he immediately looked up and down at the stunning beauty in front of him.
This woman is so incredibly beautiful. Her face is so white and tender, without even a trace of pores visible, not to mention acne marks. It feels like she is carved out of a piece of pure and flawless jade.
This isn't a human being at all; it's clearly a porcelain doll.
The more Ye Fei looked at her, the more unreal it seemed to him. He began to suspect that she was a fox spirit or some other kind of demon.
After all, he had already learned from Ye Liting that this world was full of monsters, and some monsters that had eaten the transformation grass often transformed into human form and sneaked into the human world to harm people.
This must be a goblin!
Ye Fei made the final decision.
"Junior Brother Ye Fei?" Seeing that Ye Fei had been silent for a long time, the beautiful woman suddenly smiled gently and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
This smile made Ye Fei fall in love with her again.
Damn, this is not the smile a human should have.
If this isn’t a seductive vixen, then what is?
"You got the wrong person!" Ye Fei immediately replied coldly: "I'm not from the Qianxian Sect. I came to the mountain to see Master Wang for treatment, but he was not at home. Sorry, I'll leave first!"
After Ye Fei said this, he immediately walked quickly towards the bamboo forest.
Damn it, never mind her. No matter if she is a witch or not, the best strategy is to run away.
Even if she is not a fairy, so what if she is really the senior sister of Qianxian Sect? Is it my turn to touch such a beautiful senior sister?
What my father said is very right, it is important for a person to know himself. It is my destiny to buy a wife and live with her in this life.
It would be much more reliable for me to go back and ask my father to buy me a wife.
With this in mind, Ye Fei had already walked into the bamboo forest. His pace was gradually quickening. If he hadn't been afraid that she would catch up with him, he would have run away.
At this moment, he was thinking in his mind, if she was a fairy, she would definitely chase after me and stop me. If she was really my senior sister, she would not care about me no matter what I did.
After all, apart from Wang Ergou, who would care whether I go down the mountain or not?
However, just as Ye Fei walked not far into the bamboo forest, a white shadow flashed beside him, and a stunning beauty blocked his way.
She raised the sword in her left hand, placed it across Ye Fei's chest, and smiled slightly: "Junior Brother Ye Fei, where are you going?"
"You, you've got the wrong person. I, I'm not your junior brother!" Ye Fei said tremblingly.
Damn, she really stopped me, what a witch!
After determining that the person in front of him was a demon, Ye Fei became even more frightened.
it's over... it's over...
Is it going to be that I am going to be drained of my blood by her soon?
Does she suck semen first or blood first?
If I can choose, I'd better suck my sperm first. It won't be too late to suck my blood after I die of all my sperm...
Just as Ye Fei was daydreaming, the beauty smiled at him and said, "If you are not my junior brother, then who are you? Junior brother, you seem a little afraid of me?"
"Gurgle..." Ye Fei swallowed his saliva.
You are a fucking vixen, how can I not be afraid of you?
If you are really my senior sister, do you think I would be afraid of you? Then you should be afraid of me!
I want to be sexy, I am afraid of myself...
At this moment, the beauty suddenly came around behind Ye Fei, used the scabbard of her sword to open Ye Fei's backpack, and found that it was full of clothes.
She seemed a little surprised: "Hey... Junior Brother, are you going to wash clothes in the river at the foot of the mountain? There's no need to go so far to wash clothes. I'll help you take them to the well to wash.
In the past, my senior sister was not at home, but now that she is back, there is no need for you to wash clothes by yourself.
Your hands as men are meant to help the Qianxian Sect build its empire and make the sect flourish, not to do these delicate jobs. These delicate jobs should be done by us women!"
After the beauty said this, she actually snatched Ye Fei's backpack and turned to walk into the yard.
Haha, she has such beautiful hands, does she look like someone who is willing to help others wash clothes?
Do you think I'm a three-year-old kid?
You want to make me happy by saying some sweet words, and trick me into bed and suck my blood?
Haha, women’s mouths are full of lies!
Ye Fei became even more convinced that this woman must be a vixen or some other kind of demon.
However, at this moment, he suddenly remembered something very fatal.
Oh shit, it’s all over.
The spiritual stones my father hid for me are still in my backpack.
"Hey, you've got the wrong person. I'm not your junior brother. Give my backpack back to me!" Ye Fei hurriedly chased after him and tried to snatch the backpack back.
His father had hidden some spirit stones for him in the interlayer at the bottom of his backpack. Without those spirit stones, even if he could get down the mountain, he would not be able to reach Tianluo City alive.
However, just as he turned around to chase the beauty, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have read a story about a fox spirit somewhere before.
It is said that although fox spirits can transform into human form, they cannot make their tails disappear, so they will hide their tails in their clothes.
Thinking of this, Ye Fei immediately took a look at the beautiful woman's skirt.
Damn, should I let her fox tail show?
Whether she is a senior sister or a vixen, wouldn’t it be clear if we just test it out?
Even if she is really my senior sister, I will just get beaten up at most. If she is a vixen, she might turn into her original form and run away as soon as I find her.
After all, in broad daylight, the goblins shouldn't dare to be too rampant, right?
Makes sense!
Fuck, let’s test it out…
Anyway, if I don’t get the backpack back, I’ll starve to death on the way down the mountain.
After making up his mind, Ye Fei immediately quickened his pace to catch up.
Just as he was about to catch up with the beauty, he pretended to be tripped by a stone, and rushed forward a few steps, finally lying on the ground like a dog eating shit.
Just before he fell to the ground, his hands grabbed the skirt of the beautiful woman smoothly as planned...
"Hey..."
There was only a "click" sound, and the beautiful woman's skirt was torn into pieces.
At the same time, Ye Fei also turned his head and looked under the skirt: Show me your fox tail...