Chapter 35 Your Account tonight is All Charged to Me
"Master, this is not my business. It was my senior brother who broke the door!" Ding Dashan hurriedly retreated to the outside, as if he was afraid of getting into trouble if he got too close to the two broken doors.
"If you didn't sneak attack me, could you have knocked me so far with one punch? If you didn't knock me away, could you have broken the door?" Ye Fei said viciously: "Master, I don't admit this account, go find him!"
"You were the one who asked me to hit you!" Ding Dashan looked disdainful.
"How dare you say that!" Ye Fei was furious: "I asked you to hit me, but you attacked me by surprise! I asked you to use 10% of your strength, but you used 30%! As a result, I was beaten so hard that I vomited two mouthfuls of blood. I'm lucky I didn't ask you to pay for my medical expenses!"
Ye Fei said this and suddenly changed the subject: "No, you have to pay for the medical expenses too!"
After Ye Fei finished speaking, he struggled to stand up and stretched out his hand to Wang Ergou: "Master, come, feel my pulse and prescribe more medicine for me. Use the most expensive medicine. It would be best if I could give you some supplements or something."
Ye Fei looked at Ding Dashan: "I told you to sneak attack me. You are playing dirty tricks on me. I can't blackmail you to death..."
There are no cars to buy here, otherwise I think the G-Class is quite suitable for my temperament...
"Brother, this is unreasonable. I said I didn't want to fight, but you insisted on me..."
"If he tells you to hit him, then hit him!" Wang Ergou suddenly interrupted Ding Dashan in a cold voice.
"I, I..." Ding Dashan said weakly, "Brother has done me a favor by blocking the dog. I have no choice but to do whatever he asks me to do."
Wang Ergou: "If he asked you to hit me, would you accept the request?"
Ding Dashan: “…”
Ye Fei immediately replied: "Yes, it is my duty. Come on, go ahead..."
Ding Dashan: “…”
Snapped!
Wang Ergou slapped Ye Fei on the forehead and said, "You are still excited! You are all wrong in this matter. You damaged two wooden doors made of thousand-year-old red sandalwood and carefully carved by top craftsmen. Each door costs six hundred. I will punish each of you for one door!"
"Six hundred?" Ding Dashan exclaimed, and then immediately looked at Ye Fei: "Brother, let's discuss our affairs later! Don't worry, leave the bargaining to me!"
After saying that, he immediately looked at Wang Ergou and said, "A maximum of five spirit stones per fan, no more!"
"Okay, okay, okay, forget it, deal. I'm too lazy to bargain with you!" Wang Ergou agreed immediately, then made a few notes, turned around and left.
Ding Dashan stood there in a daze for a long time. After a while, he slapped his thigh and said, "Damn, I lost a lot. I wanted to pay back two yuan..."
After Ding Dashan finished speaking, he suddenly came close to Ye Fei and said with a mysterious smile: "Hehe, but, brother, it doesn't matter how much money it is. I just thought of a perfect escape plan today, and it will definitely succeed tonight..."
"Stop, stop!" Ye Fei interrupted him directly: "Don't cheat me anymore, I won't run with you anymore no matter what you say!"
Ye Fei decided to listen to Wang Ergou's advice. Even if he wanted to run away in the future, he would have to act alone. If he ran away with him, he would be bargained down by him sooner or later...
"Why?" Ding Dashan was at a loss.
"I'm afraid we'll be caught again, you're trying to bargain hard again!" Ye Fei said with disdain: "Hurry up, help me fix the door, otherwise how can I sleep at night? What if that snake comes in in the middle of the night and scares me to death!"
After Ye Fei finished speaking, he turned around and chased after Wang Ergou: "Master, wait for me..."
Ye Fei quickly came to Wang Ergou and said, "Hey, Master, I have something to ask you."
"What's the matter?" Wang Ergou asked expressionlessly.
"Why is it that every time I get injured, I always feel refreshed and full of strength when I wake up the next day? If I wasn't injured the night before, I wouldn't have this feeling when I woke up the next day." Ye Fei asked the question in his mind.
"Humph..." Wang Ergou said proudly, "Use my elixir to heal you after you get hurt. You will feel refreshed and energetic the next day. Now you know that my elixir is worth it, right?"
"But Dashan said he didn't have that feeling!" Ye Fei said blankly.
"He has only been here for a few days. How long have you been here? Do you think my medicine is really a miracle drug that can strengthen your body after using it once or twice? You have to take it for a long time!" Wang Ergou said with a sly smile: "So, you have to work hard to run more..."
After saying this, Wang Ergou strode away.
Ye Fei: "Run more?"
I'll run away from you...
Damn it, you are just fooling me and trying to earn my spirit stones.
Ye Fei was extremely disappointed.
Goldfinger's hopes were dashed once again.
Ye Fei spent the whole day in a daze. When it was time for dinner, Ding Dashan suddenly whispered to him in the yard: "Brother, don't eat too much later. Save some space. I'll treat you to dog meat for supper tonight."
"Eat dog meat?" Ye Fei was stunned, and instantly knew that this idiot was going to attack Zheng Dao tonight: "Dashan, listen to my advice, you'd better not think about Zheng Dao, otherwise you will die miserably!"
"Don't worry, I know what's going on!" Ding Dashan said as if he understood.
Ye Fei shook his head and ignored him.
At dinner that day, Ding Dashan, who usually ate at least three or four bowls of rice, only ate one bowl.
In the middle of the night, when Ding Dashan came to take over, Ye Fei was stunned.
I saw him holding an axe in one hand and a bundle of ropes in the other.
"What do you want to do?" Ye Fei asked.
"Damn it, I must eat dog meat tonight!" Ding Dashan said viciously.
I saw him put the axe on the ground, made a noose with a rope and placed it in front of the dog hole, and then he tied the other end of the rope to a nanmu bamboo in the bamboo forest.
After doing all this, he pointed at the dog hole with great pride and whispered, "Brother, look, this is a noose. When Zhengdao rushes out of the dog hole, his neck will be trapped by my noose. Once his neck is locked, he won't be able to escape. Then I'll go up and chop it in half with an axe, and we can each carry half down the mountain to roast the dog meat."
"Stop!" Ye Fei pointed at Ding Dashan and said, "It's you, not us! I won't get involved in this. It's none of my business. Don't count me in!"
After Ye Fei finished speaking, he turned and left.
Haha, eating dog meat?
I thought so a while ago.
You think I don't want to eat?
You think I haven't tried...
"Brother!" Ding Dashan grabbed Ye Fei's arm and said, "Don't leave. We will be able to escape tonight!"
"You're dreaming!" Ye Fei said with disdain: "Yesterday you said that you had achieved the Iron Head Skill, and you still dared to interfere with him? What are you thinking!"
Ding Dashan curled his lips and said, "Brother, you are stupid. I said it can do the Iron Head Kung Fu, so it really can do it? Do you really think it is a spirit? Besides, even if it can do the Iron Head Kung Fu, it can't do the Golden Bell Cover! Can't I just chop it with my axe?"
Ye Fei: "I want to tell you, it really can be a golden bell cover?"
Ding Dashan looked disgusted: "Haha, why didn't you say it can do the Diamond Kick? You've been locked up here by your master and you've gone crazy, right? Everything you see becomes a spirit, right?"
Ye Fei: "If you don't believe me, just try it. Anyway, don't drag me into this!"
Ye Fei shook off Ding Dashan's hand, turned and left.
"Haha, Senior Brother, I'm going to run away tonight, so don't envy me!" Ding Dashan added from behind: "And the roasted dog meat, um... smells so good!"
Ye Fei shook his head and ignored him.
He went straight back to his room, took off his shoes, and lay down to sleep.
However, just as he lay down, a burst of wild shouting of preaching came from the door outside.
"Woof woof woof woof woof..."
Then, Ding Dashan shouted, "Oh my god... Brother, open the door quickly..."
Soon, Ye Fei heard Ding Dashan's footsteps and Zheng Dao's shouts coming from the yard.
"Wang Wang Wang..."
Ding Dashan's footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the voices of Zheng Dao were getting closer and closer.
Ye Fei hurriedly jumped out of bed and looked out the window, only to see Ding Dashan running desperately towards where he lived, and Zheng Dao was chasing him madly three or four meters behind him.
Ding Dashan ran and yelled: "Brother, help me, open the door quickly, it not only knows the Iron Head Kung Fu and the Golden Bell Cover, damn, it also knows the Diamond Kick, my fucking axe is broken, why didn't you stop me before..."
"I stop you? Do I dare to stop you?" Ye Fei stood at the window and shouted at Ding Dashan, "I am afraid that if I stop you from eating dog meat, what if you get unhappy and use an axe on me? I don't have the Golden Bell Cover, and I can't withstand it!
Besides, didn’t I advise you just now? Who said that, Senior Brother, don’t envy me, oh, the roasted dog meat is so delicious… now it’s all right, right? You will die if you listen to my advice once! "
"Brother, I was wrong. I will listen to your advice in the future. Please open the door..."
Ye Fei was still quite loyal. He immediately rushed to the door and opened it. At this time, Ding Dashan was only ten meters away from the door, and Zheng Dao, who had a fierce look on his face, was only one or two meters away from Ding Dashan.
Seeing that Ding Dashan was about to rush into the house, Ye Fei suddenly closed the door with a bang and inserted the bolt.
Damn it, it’s better to offend the mountain than to offend Zhengdao, it looks so fierce today...
Hey, junior brother, I'm sorry.
I'll tell my master later that everything you did tonight will be charged to me.