Chapter 26: Go heal your brain when you have time
During the following period of time, Jiang Li did not go out. Abraxas helped her collect enough alchemical materials so that she could study various strange alchemical items.
Snape often heard horrible explosions coming from the alchemy room.
Sometimes he really wondered if Jiang Li wanted to commit suicide and bury himself in the ground, which was why he made such a commotion.
Looking at Jiang Li coming out of the alchemy room intact, Snape curled up the corners of his mouth and began to spray venom.
"I'm so glad you didn't lose any limbs. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw you crawling out of the alchemy room with only your head left one day."
"I know you are worried about me. I am very strong. This is all normal alchemy. It won't scare me to death."
Jiang Li puffed out white smoke as she spoke; the explosion just now choked her throat.
"Alchemy of normal people is indeed not that dangerous, but you don't look like a normal person." Snape said venomously.
"Thank you for your compliment. I also think I am extraordinarily beautiful." Jiang Li touched his face and said confidently.
Snape choked at her cheekiness.
Jiang Li lay on the table, stuffed a bite of the dumplings cooked by Mia into his mouth, and looked at the time on the calendar on the wall: December 20th.
Is Christmas coming again?
"Severus, let's go to Hogsmeade to buy Christmas stuff later." Jiang Li suggested excitedly.
"No, I don't want to go out."
Snape refused coldly.
Ever since he started making advanced potions, he had some extra money to buy potion ingredients, and he didn't want to go to the noisy market.
"But don't you still have to prepare Christmas gifts for others? I remember that you are in contact with Malfoy's son Lucius. He will definitely send you a Christmas gift this year. Don't you plan to give him a return gift?" Jiang Li asked.
"I can send him a potion," Snape replied calmly.
"But it's too boring for me to go to Diagon Alley alone. I need someone to accompany me." Jiang Li said coquettishly.
When Snape heard her coquettish voice, he got goosebumps all over his body.
"Be normal." He said unbearably.
Jiang Li suddenly approached him, put his arms around his neck, and threatened with a smile: "If you don't agree to go out with me, I will kiss you right away."
In order to prove that he was not lying, Jiang Li hugged his face and gave him a loud kiss on the forehead.
Snape was stunned.
He was actually molested by a young woman!
Seeing the boy's panic-stricken look, as if he was hiding from her like a monster, Jiang Li felt sad.
No wonder Uncle Qinglian always likes to tease her in this way, it is really fun.
Jiang Li had no idea that her uncle and she were both women, but that Snape was of the opposite sex.
"Do you want to come with me?"
Jiang Li asked again, his hand already grabbing the back of his collar to prevent him from escaping.
Snape's face turned red. He wanted to glare at Jiang Li, but was afraid that she would really dare to kiss him, so he could only grit his teeth and squeeze out a word.
"it is good."
"Wait for me a moment, I'm going to change my clothes first." Jiang Li said quickly.
She had just messed up the magic circle in the alchemy room and her hair was all frizzed up.
After quickly going to the bathroom to take a shower and changing into decent clothes, Jiang Li took Snape's hand and was about to Apparate.
As a result, Snape seemed to be electrocuted and subconsciously took half a step back.
Jiang Li:?
Looking at Snape's slightly red ears, Jiang Li finally realized something.
No way?
She just kissed Snape, why did he react so strongly?
Jiang Li knew a little about the culture here. Some people who had a good relationship would kiss each other on the cheek, so there was nothing wrong with a kiss on the cheek.
Unexpectedly, Snape was even more conservative than her.
The more shy Snape became, the more Jiang Li wanted to sell swords.
She simply bent down and stared at Snape's shy look.
Snape also realized that she was teasing him, and his initial shyness turned into anger.
Finally, under Snape's murderous gaze, Jiang Li regretfully gave up on teasing the child.
She reached for Snape's hand again, but this time he didn't dodge.
The two Apparated to Hogsmeade.
The place has been decorated for Christmas, and there are obviously not many people here. Many little wizards are shopping here.
Jiang Li took Snape to the store with the most children: Bee Duke Candy House.
There were so many candies inside that Jiang Li's eyes lit up.
She asked Snape, "What kind of candy do you like? I'll buy it for you."
"I don't like these greasy sweets." Snape said indifferently, "You should eat less sweets. I think your poor teeth can't stand such damage."
"It's okay. When we get back, you can just make me some tooth-health products. I can eat candy and the tooth-health products at the same time, and my teeth won't decay even after another hundred years." Jiang Li grinned.
Snape thought her smile was too dazzling and said dissatisfiedly, "Why should I make a tooth-nourishing potion for you?"
"Because you are the most powerful and greatest potion master, Severus!" Jiang Li said in an exaggerated tone.
Snape felt that he shouldn't have asked this question.
"puff……"
There was a chuckle from the side. Snape glanced to the side unhappily and saw the familiar and annoying messy hair. His unhappy mood instantly reached its peak.
"What are you laughing at? At your own stupidity?" Snape sneered.
James Potter, who was still laughing secretly, was inexplicably confronted and was stunned for a moment.
"Hey, she just said some weird things. What does it have to do with me? Don't you think what she said is ridiculous?"
James Potter retorted unhappily, pinching his throat to imitate the tone of Jiang Li's words just now.
"Severus~ I trust you the best potions master~"
Snape's face darkened completely.
He stood in front of James, looked at him with a confident yet contemptuous look and said: "I will definitely be a Potions Master in the future, and you will always be a stupid Potter."
Jiang Li also stood beside Snape and supported him confidently: "I believe in you."
Snape didn't want to pay attention to her. If it wasn't Jiang Li, how could he have met the annoying Potter before entering Hogwarts.
James' face turned red as he watched the two of them singing the same tune.
"Wait, how do you know I'm from the Potter family?"
James felt that he had found a loophole in Snape's words, and said triumphantly: "So you already knew who I am. What you said just now must be deliberately trying to attract my attention, right?"
After hearing this analysis, Jiang Li could hardly hold back his laughter.
Snape was even more disgusted by his words and said sarcastically: "With your ugly mess of hair, only a fool can't tell who you are."
"It seems like you really care about me."
James Potter was more certain of his guess. He rolled his eyes and said proudly to Snape, "If you can give me the new candy from Honeydukes, I can consider making friends with you."
Snape was disgusted by his self-confidence and said disdainfully: "Go get your brain fixed sometime, stupid Potter."