The Lazy Immortal's Accidental Cultivation

Chu Wen, a transmigrator reborn naked and starving, has one goal: find his next meal. Shunned as a lunatic by villagers, he begs from widows and lives in a dilapidated temple with a cynical old monk. His life of misery takes a bizarre turn when he finds a mysterious baby and an ancient cultivation scripture. The catch? He can't understand it, and his \"cultivation\" involves making up nonsense and accidentally exorcising real ghosts! As strange powers awaken within him through comfortable naps and random ramblings, Chu Wen embarks on a chaotic journey, unknowingly becoming the most absurdly powerful cultivator the world has ever seen. But what happens when the \"comfort\" turns into true chaos?