My Troll System in the Elite Classroom

Wu Douyu wanted nothing more than a quiet, \"salted fish\" life after transmigrating into the cutthroat world of Classroom of the Elite. Instead, on day one, he's branded a \"pervert\" by Horikita and accidentally assaults Ayanokouji. Just when he thinks it can't get worse, the \"Life Selection System\" awakens. But this isn't his golden ticket; it's a comedic nightmare. Forced to choose between public declarations of lunacy or princess-carrying elderly women, Wu Douyu's every attempt at normalcy is sabotaged. His \"rewards\"? Ayanokouji's disdain. How can he possibly survive a school where cunning is king, when his own cheat system is determined to make him the biggest clown in Class D?