author: 正经草莓
category: Fan-Fiction
status: Ongoing
My Taoist temple was crumbling, my master just ascended to heaven after eating a hallucinogenic mushroom, and I was facing eviction. My life as a humble priest was over. But then I ate the same mushroom. It didn't send me to the heavens; instead, it activated a System that displayed hidden \"subtitles\" above everyone's heads, revealing their deepest, most shocking secrets! My first revelation? The awe-inspiring Empress, who descended to investigate my master's bizarre ascension. After a bizarre, intimate incident triggered by the mushroom, I now possess her most guarded, world-shattering secret – and she's desperate to keep it buried. Can I survive knowing the ultimate truth about the realm's most powerful ruler?