System Coach: My Penalty Is My Manhood

Chelsea is collapsing, dragged down by Mourinho's infamous \"third-year curse,\" and lowly technical analyst Sun Yi is caught in the fallout. His dreams of coaching are dying along with the club's season. But a freak electrocution grants him a \"Football Manager System\"—the power to see every player's stats, potential, and real-time form. This isn't just a game; the system issues brutal missions, like \"Save Mourinho from being fired.\" Fail, and the system threatens to make him crash. He barely succeeds, only to face an even more terrifying new penalty for the next failure: his manhood will degenerate five centimeters! Can this underdog assistant beat the odds when his very essence is on the line?