author: Chen_Xi_Yu_Gan
category: Comedy , Fantasy
status: Completed
The Heavenly Dao returned, engulfing the world in spiritual energy and unleashing terrifying monsters. Chen Banxian, a struggling street fortune teller, suddenly found his life turned upside down, not by awakening powers, but by his clients. His hexagram money was broken – literally. Payments from fox demons and ape spirits no longer bought his advice; they granted him their essence: extra lives, powerful martial arts, and even forbidden demon-summoning techniques! His humble stall became an accidental gateway to unimaginable power. But as he reluctantly accumulates a bizarre arsenal, from dodging rabies shots after a reading to fighting old grave ghosts, Chen Banxian realizes his unique gift is pulling him into a destiny far grander and deadlier than he ever predicted. Can this reluctant prophet master his strange abilities before his next client spells his ultimate doom?