My Modern Inn Crafts Divine Artifacts

Feng Qing, a socially-anxious inn proprietress, found herself utterly bewildered. Her entire modern inn, complete with Wi-Fi and Taobao, had been inexplicably transported to a brutal ancient martial arts world. Survival was her only goal, but how do you navigate a world of assassins and grandmasters when you're just trying to enjoy your instant noodles? Then she discovered the inn's bizarre secret: anything modern, from a plastic toy knife to mosquito repellent, was seen by the locals as a legendary divine artifact or a potent elixir! Her instant noodles became a miraculous healing soup, and her 'social anxiety' was misinterpreted as profound, reclusive mastery. The world's most hunted swordsman, desperate and near death, stumbled into her inn, mistaking her bathwater for a cultivation breakthrough. Now, with the Jianghu's deadliest figures on his trail, how long can Feng Qing maintain the charade before her accidental legend draws far too much unwanted attention?