My Self-Healing System, But I'm a Goat!

One moment, I was a handsome, happy goat grazing with my beloved ewes. The next, I woke up in a terrifying lab, then got unceremoniously ejected from the sky. Crashing back to Earth was just the start of my problems. Now, I'm surrounded by grotesque, hairless \"humans\" who insist I'm not on my farm, and my cherished \"little master\" acts like a total stranger! Luckily, those crazy scientists gave me a \"self-healing sheep mode\" – so a little fall from the sky is nothing! Plus, I can understand their bizarre language and even talk back (though they only hear \"Bah!\"). This new world is wild: fire-breathing birds, gigantic flying lizards, and villagers who burn people at the stake! I’m just a goat trying to get back to my ewes, but with my unrivaled handsomeness and newfound invincibility, I might accidentally conquer this whole absurd reality first. Will I ever escape these utterly ugly humans, or am I destined to become this world's most unlikely (and self-absorbed) savior?