My God-Licking Strategy Broke Greek Myths

Cyd's life in ancient Greece is a nightmare. Raised by the terrifying Gorgon sisters who fetishize his \"cuteness,\" his very masculinity is threatened. In a world where whimsical gods meddle constantly and heroes cause endless trouble, Cyd’s only goal is to survive as an ordinary man, far from divine attention. His ironclad rule: avoid gods, avoid heroes, avoid everything beautiful.