My Husband's System is Glitched

Qin Wanwan, the ultimate \"salted fish\" immortal princess, is ripped from her pampered life and plunged into a cut-throat Mary Sue novel. Her new identity? Qin Wan, the despised villainess facing public humiliation and an execution-style trial. Her \"Big Heroine Counterattack System\" demands she instantly become a ruthless, self-mutilating powerhouse. But Qin Wanwan would rather die than suffer! Just as she’s trying to scheme her way out of pain, her \"male pet\" Jian Zhiyan—a supposed weak, crying man—shocks everyone. He swiftly completes her brutal task for her, only to reveal he's Jian Xingzhi, the notorious Long Aotian from her original world, bound by a ludicrous \"Soft Rice Boy System.\" Now, two secretly overpowered legends are stuck in ludicrous roles, fighting their ridiculous systems and each other. With her \"husband\" plotting revenge and her system demanding chaotic villainy, can Qin Wanwan maintain her slothful lifestyle while surviving a world determined to break her?