My Novel Trapped Me… As A Girl!

Zhang Xiaohua, a down-on-his-luck webnovel author, thought he'd hit rock bottom. Forced into a humiliating cross-dressing Sailor Moon performance at a hypermarket, he endured public ridicule. But his misery was merely the prelude to a far wilder ride. In a blinding flash, he was yanked from his pathetic reality, crashing headfirst into the chaotic world of his own novel! The catch? He's now possessed by a mischievous flower demon, cursed to spontaneously switch genders with hot and cold water, like a real-life Ranma! And his new \"job\" involves running a bizarre, dilapidated pawnshop where the clientele are not just odd, but legendary historical figures like Jing Ke, Li Bai, and Guan Yu. Now, the author of this insane world must navigate his own convoluted plotlines, dodge self-written troubles, and somehow manage a business dealing with time-displaced icons. Can he reclaim his original body, embrace his new (and frequently changing) identity, and avoid becoming the ultimate punchline of his own story?