My God Grants Wishes, But Only If They're Chaotic

Desperate for his crush to notice him, high schooler Ren Xiaofeng enacted a secret ritual, sacrificing his precious 'waifu' doll to the rumored Lord God. But instead of blissful romance, his life spiraled into a comedic nightmare. A terrified girl, Xia Qingshuang, plummeted from a tree, witnessing his 'sacrificial ritual' and instantly branding him a perverted cultist. Now, thanks to the Lord God's twisted 'equivalent exchange' and her own desperate wish, she's not only \"engaged\" to him but has bafflingly transferred to his class! His every attempt to clear his name only deepens the hilarious misunderstandings, landing him in constant trouble with strict teachers and making him public enemy number one. Can Ren Xiaofeng ever win his crush's heart, or is he destined to be the school's most infamous, spectacularly misunderstood pervert, forever cursed by his own desperate prayer?