My System Only Activates on Famous Characters

Ron, an ordinary IRS agent, wakes to a nightmare: his life is a twisted Hollywood mashup. His brother is Sheldon Cooper, his neighbor is Forrest Gump, and Andy Dufresne is a real inmate! But when he rescues young Forrest, a bizarre \"Plot Character System\" awakens, granting him strange 'gifts' like a Perpetual Motion Machine. Ron quickly realizes his IRS badge is his ticket to power. His mission: \"audit\" famous characters, collect their tax-evading fortunes, and unwittingly gain unimaginable rewards. His first target? The notorious, tax-dodging drug lord, Heisenberg. Can Ron survive this chaotic cinematic universe, or will the system's \"gifts\" plunge him into a plot far grander—and deadlier—than any movie?