My Dino Dads Laid A Human Egg

Last human survivor, apocalypse behind me. Now I'm a bald, squishy 'egg,' hatched by two confused male pterosaurs who swear they laid me. This isn't just rebirth; it's a cosmic prank. My 'dads' are primitive versions of the universe's future apex predators: the Kantas. With my hyper-advanced intellect and galactic history knowledge, this 'defective' cub holds their true evolutionary path. First, survive an ice age, learn to crawl without freezing, and convince my clueless dads that human babies don't grow feathers. Then, there's the other 'egg' — the one with an eerily familiar name...