Game Over? No, Brain Dead!

Legendary speedrunner Zhou Xuan dove into \"Donghuang Realm\" for its third beta, planning to break the game with his signature reckless abandon, confident in his ability to 'restart' if things went wrong. Only, this wasn't a game. His real body now lies brain-dead, and he's truly trapped as a lowest-tier outer disciple, burdened by crippling 'life-and-death' loans. With no system panel, his only 'cheat' is his bizarre \"Moyun Holy Hands,\" which he leverages for an unspeakable profession: massaging the city's wealthiest, most powerful (and insatiable) ladies. He’s conquering the cultivation world with a gamer's mindset, but what happens when he realizes there's no quit button, and every reckless choice has eternal consequences?