I'm Already an Emperor, Why Lick a Heroine?

Jun Jiuxiao, a transmigrator, had spent a painstaking century cultivating in secret, reaching the pinnacle of power: the Great Emperor realm. With his true strength hidden and an invincible status, he finally envisioned a life of peaceful, luxurious retirement, far from the clichés of cultivation. But his long-awaited tranquility shattered when a bizarre, incessantly crying \"Heroine Licking System\" materialized in his mind. Its ludicrous demands? \"Deliver healing medicine to the heroine,\" \"be a stepping stone for the protagonist's growth,\" \"get face-slapped for dramatic effect.\" An invincible Emperor, forced to be a simpering lackey for some weak \"heroine\"? Jun Jiuxiao scoffed. He refused outright. But with the system stubbornly bound, he decided to play by his own rules: complete tasks with ruthless efficiency, subvert every expectation, and maybe, just maybe, accidentally kidnap the wrong powerful woman—a future Empress—to be his wife instead.