My Words Are Calamity: I Cursed My System Away!

Cheng Che's biggest problem used to be bad gacha rolls, not transmigrating into his favorite space-faring game by smashing through a train with his butt! Humiliated and system-less, he quickly realized his world was far worse: every cynical complaint, every deadpan curse he uttered, came true. When he bemoaned the lack of a cheat, wishing \"all systems explode on the spot,\" a golden light detonated nearby, annihilating his promised cheat and leaving behind a pile of cosmic junk. Now, his \"crow's mouth\" is his only, highly uncontrollable power. Forced to join the quirky crew of the Astral Express, Cheng Che must navigate a treacherous galaxy where his every sarcastic remark can warp reality. Will his venomous words save the day, or will he accidentally curse the entire universe into oblivion?