They Thought It Was a Drill, I Kicked a Cop in the Balls

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They Thought It Was a Drill, I Kicked a Cop in the Balls

author: 小小燕草

category: Urban

status: Ongoing

Chen Yu, a transmigrated adult mind trapped in a rebellious fifth-grader, faces his worst nightmare: a humiliating \"legal education\" live broadcast where his own police chief father arranges for an officer to \"kidnap\" him. But just as the 'kidnapper' cop makes his move, Chen Yu's \"Young Villain System\" activates, granting him god-tier combat and escape skills! His first quest? \"Counterattack the disguised criminals!\" Now, on live national television, the entire police department is baffled as a mere child brutally dispatches their most experienced officers, believing he's fighting a real criminal gang. They thought it was a drill. He thought it was war. How will the world react when this \"innocent\" child becomes its most notorious, live-streamed villain?

Chapters

Chapter 1 Big Villain System
Chapter 2: Villain Fighting Techniques
Chapter 3 Audience questions, policewoman takes action
Chapter 4: Aunt Mei is here?
Chapter 5 He also asked for the policewoman’s WeChat
Chapter 6 Lin Xue: I am the kidnapped child
Chapter 7 New Skills, I'll Play the Criminal
Chapter 8: Audience simulates crime, reopening
Chapter 9: Mountain Eagle Takes Action
Chapter 10 Preparing Props
Chapter 11 This is not to write outrageous on your face
Chapter 12: Acting, robbing a bank
Chapter 13 You are under control, please cooperate with my work
Chapter 14: Fill him with money
Chapter 15: Is this child’s family clean?
Chapter 16 You shot the security guard
Chapter 17 You Play a Dead Person
Chapter 18 Live Questions
Chapter 19: The Villain's God-Level Disguise
Chapter 20: Group 1 dies
Chapter 21 Zhao Hall
Chapter 22 This is not acting, this is a real crime
Chapter 23 Traditional Craftsmanship
Chapter 24 He Really Looks Like a Gangster
Chapter 25 Crime Textbook
Chapter 26 People have been watching her acting
Chapter 27: Leave after dinner? That's outrageous
Chapter 28 Retreat
Chapter 29: Damn, a time bomb
Chapter 30 If you feel happy, clap your hands
Chapter 31 This madman
Chapter 32: Concealing the truth
Chapter 33 He Salutes the Sheriff
Chapter 34 The video that caused a storm
Chapter 35: A villain must act like a villain
Chapter 36 God-level Acting
Chapter 37: Acting in person
Chapter 38: The establishment of a serious crime team, advice from a friend's father
Chapter 39: Developing a Policewoman Undercover
Chapter 40: Infiltrating the inner circle, a necessary skill for villains
Chapter 41 Car Rental
Chapter 42 Lin Bei
Chapter 43 Renting a Driver
Chapter 44 Infernal Affairs
Chapter 45: Flirting with a policewoman next to the security officer?
Chapter 46: All cash? He also has a driver?
Chapter 47: The Scam of the Century
Chapter 48 This wave is too good
Chapter 49: Rob a bank again?
Chapter 50 Lessons Learned, Angry Zhang Chenchu
Chapter 51: Top headlines, Premier Wen’s three laws
Chapter 52 Love Expert, Premier Wen
Chapter 53: God-level disguise, clues interrupted
Chapter 54: Counter-reconnaissance, there is no such person
Chapter 55: New Type of Role-playing Crime
Chapter 56 Provoking a terrifying existence
Chapter 57: The criminal chases the security guard, the first time I see him
Chapter 58: President Wen was kidnapped
Chapter 59 Sorry, You're Under Arrest
Chapter 60 I have never seen such a shameless person
Chapter 61 Fan Tian, he was careless
Chapter 62 Be careful with your children. Soldiers are not invincible.
Chapter 63: Director Wen is numb
Chapter 64: Simulating Telegram Fraud with Full Skills
Chapter 65 Can fraud be more professional? They don't even give others a chance to explain.
Chapter 66 Psychological Crime
Chapter 67 I learned fraud from a student
Chapter 68 Mr. Wen, please go and file the record
Chapter 69 The wind is blowing, the Wen family has come to this point
Chapter 70: Psychological Crime, Zhao Ting's Analysis
Chapter 71 Everyone on alert, set off
Chapter 72 He still thinks it's too little
Chapter 73: Kid, You Can’t Run Away
Chapter 74: Touching Zhang Chenchu
Chapter 75: Why are you pretending? You are bandits.
Chapter 76 Wen Yu Flirts with the Policewoman
Chapter 77 The Angry Uncle
Chapter 78 Conflict
Chapter 79: Eyeing Wang Qingshan
Chapter 80: Buried with Others
Chapter 81 Tied up like the heroine of a porn movie
Chapter 82: Wang is eliminated, the moment of social death
Chapter 83: Level 2 Wanted Order, City-wide Notice
Chapter 84 The Charm of the King
Chapter 85: Continue to follow me and become bigger and stronger
Chapter 86 A clever plan
Chapter 87 New Captain
Chapter 88 The Real Trafficking
Chapter 89 Do you think I’m here to save people?
Chapter 90 He is really a devil
Chapter 91 I was really scared
Chapter 92 Premier Wen: I Represent the Light of Justice
Chapter 93: I have no sympathy with criminals
Chapter 94: The man is on the run, and the security guard praises him in person
Chapter 95: Wen Ju: Don’t disturb other people’s families
Chapter 96: Driving with the Goddess
Chapter 97 Insect Flying
Chapter 98 New Skills, God-Level Hacker
Chapter 99: Infiltrating the Security Guard
Chapter 100 Pass directly
Chapter 101 Perfect Crime, Incredible
Chapter 102: Lao Wang spurts blood, Captain Zhang is in the dark
Chapter 103: Has Premier Wen turned over a new leaf?
Chapter 104 It’s time to teach you a lesson on what a villain is.
Chapter 105 Wen Yu's plan, the perfect crime
Chapter 106: All the children are wanted, this is the peerless gangster
Chapter 107 Fan Tian’s Strategy
Chapter 108 He Has a Big Appetite
Chapter 109 Damn, they all learned to answer quickly
Chapter 110 Veterans
Chapter 111 Famous scene, here it comes again
Chapter 112 Fan Tian is ecstatic, a godsend opportunity
Chapter 113 Actions of all parties
Chapter 114 Extreme Threat, Terrifying Conspiracy
Chapter 115 Black screen? Premier Wen in the atmosphere
Chapter 116 Lin Bei Enters the Stage
Chapter 117: Waiting for the opportunity, Mr. Wen fell asleep
Chapter 118 Tracking Failed, Plan 3 Days Ago
Chapter 119 This Child Has a Big Appetite
Chapter 120: Planning ahead? Can you also hack into the network?
Chapter 121 Lin Bei's Plan
Chapter 122 The Second Tip
Chapter 123: Wool Again
Chapter 124: Robbery, and Suspecting the Object is Ugly
Chapter 125 You've fucked her twice, and you still think it's not enough
Chapter 126: You Have a Big Appetite
Chapter 127: Strolling the Zhang Family
Chapter 128: Empty the Chapter Group
Chapter 129 Unexpected News
Chapter 130: Using the cruelest tone to speak the warmest words
Chapter 131 Director Zhang’s Decision
Chapter 132 Anti-Fraud Ambassador
Chapter 133 Do you have any problem with your friend’s son?
Chapter 134 Card Master Fan Tian
Chapter 135 The identity of the little wolfdog is exposed
Chapter 136: If I can’t catch him, I’ll just give him a holiday?
Chapter 137 Honorary Citizen Scene
Chapter 138 Jewelry Chamber of Commerce, Danger
Chapter 139 Have you forgotten that you are still a fifth-grade student?
Chapter 140: This is too much. This time, they broke directly into the Legal Education Center.
Chapter 141: Still showing off here
Chapter 142 Invasion
Chapter 143 Tracking
Chapter 144 Contest
Chapter 145 Dating
Chapter 146 Discussion at the Legal Education Site
Chapter 147 The sense of immersion is too strong
Chapter 148 Is this a love chapter?
Chapter 149 Emergency Hacker Training
Chapter 150: I cheated someone out of more than 1 yuan and pretended not to know him
Chapter 151 Wen Yu seems like an innocent child
Chapter 152 Lin Bei: It’s finally my turn to play a criminal
Chapter 153: Driving the tiger away from the mountain
Chapter 154 Problem Found
Chapter 155: Absolutely a Huge Shame
Chapter 156: Mr. Wen praises himself
Chapter 157 Video Detection Test
Chapter 158 Where the Heart of the Ocean Goes
Chapter 159 Second Inspection
Chapter 160: This wave of President Wen is over
Chapter 161 The Real Destination
Chapter 162 Is This an Elementary School Student?
Chapter 163 Genius Plan
Chapter 164 Wang Qingshan's Analysis
Chapter 165: Perfect Serial Crime, Cleared Identity
Chapter 166: Mr. Wen is shameless
Chapter 167 The Third Jinniang's Clever Plan
Chapter 168 Are you short of people? Mr. Wen, I can be your younger brother
Chapter 169 Lin Bei's Concealment
Chapter 170: Ten thousand level advertisement, giving away the heart of the ocean
Chapter 171 An important message
Chapter 172 I Rarely Spend Less Than Yuan
Chapter 173: Catch the Substitute First
Chapter 174: Damn it, the fraud has come to Mr. Wen
Chapter 175 Do you have 1 insurances and 5 fund for this job?
Chapter 176 Checking the water meter
Chapter 177 The little wolfdog can’t escape
Chapter 178 My son admires you very much
Chapter 179 Complete Cooperation
Chapter 180 Lin Bei is captured
Chapter 181 Interrogation of Lin Bei
Chapter 182: Robbing a Convoy
Chapter 183 Kidnapping Zhang Chenchu
Chapter 184 The Destined Villain
Chapter 185: Premier Wen wants to jailbreak?
Chapter 186: Big Big Big
Chapter 187 He seems to be trying to break out of prison
Chapter 188: 2 combatants, the rest are civilians
Chapter 189 Hello, I am a young gangster
Chapter 190 Give you freedom and start over
Chapter 191 Life and death are destiny, wealth is in heaven
Chapter 192: Benefiting the country and the people, of great significance
Chapter 193: One's own strength, beat the chapter group Chapter 1 status
Chapter 194 Two Little Brothers
Chapter 195 Let's do something big together
Chapter 196 His ambition is growing
Chapter 197: Mr. Wen was recruited into the gang
Chapter 198: Reporting Backhand, Premier Wen is a Good Dog
Chapter 199: Successful Report, New Plan
Chapter 200 Another one comes to win over
Chapter 201 Faction Skills
Chapter 202: Crazy Arrests
Chapter 203 Mysterious Reward
Chapter 204 3 letter
Chapter 205 Another Bank Robbery
Chapter 206: They were all trained by President Wen
Chapter 207: The first chassis, bigger and stronger
Chapter 208 Chicken Soup for the Soul
Chapter 209 It’s him, it’s him, it’s him
Chapter 210: What's the situation?
Chapter 211 Will Wen Zong directly rob
Chapter 212 Buying a Car Again
Chapter 213 Regroup
Chapter 214: Heavy Bounty
Chapter 215: The Arrogant Four
Chapter 216 Reasoning and Tracking
Chapter 217 Mr. Wen, I'm an Undercover
Chapter 218 Remote Command
Chapter 219: Mr. Wen’s Special Training for His Younger Brother
Chapter 220 Gang Collaboration Crime
Chapter 221 Divine Weapons from Heaven
Chapter 222 The security guard uncle came right to my face
Chapter 223 Good Cooperation
Chapter 224 The Elementary School Student Comes Again
Chapter 225 His appetite is so big, it's not like him
Chapter 226 This friend's son is playing a big game
Chapter 227 You are my son's idol
Chapter 228: Robbing a bank, it's easy
Chapter 229: Elementary School Student Bank Robbery
Chapter 230 Underground Vault
Chapter 231: Lure the tiger away from the mountain and successfully deliver the goods
Chapter 232 Breaking into the Bank Vault
Chapter 233: One person can stop an army of thousands?
Chapter 234 The BOSS behind the scenes
Chapter 235: Premier Wen wants to surrender
Chapter 236 Negotiation
Chapter 237 This is definitely a feat
Chapter 238 Fan Tian's judgment, the pursuit in the underground waterway
Chapter 239: Lin Bei is stunned, Wen Yu’s plan
Chapter 240: Another Lesson for You
Chapter 241 Special Forces, Hurricane Chase
Chapter 242 Direct Counterattack
Chapter 243: The motorcycle leaps, so cool
Chapter 244: Mr. Wen is the fastest man, no one can catch up
Chapter 245 He Can't Run Away, They Win
Chapter 246 Jumping directly from the building, flying in a wingsuit
Chapter 247 Extreme Sports Skills, City Surrounded
Chapter 248: Damn, the boss descended from the sky
Chapter 249 Final Support, Special Forces Take Action
Chapter 250: The confidence of Group 9, we are the special forces
Chapter 251: Breakup, Group 9 takes action
Chapter 252 Hacker Showdown
Chapter 253: The annihilation of Group 2
Chapter 254: Surrounding the Corpse and Attacking the Reinforcements
Chapter 255 Mental Explosion
Chapter 256 Single Soldier Assault
Chapter 257: Zooming in on the whole country and starting a new stage
Chapter 258 Motorcycle Race
Chapter 259 Being robbed is also a kind of honor
Chapter 260 Pulling many people to cover him
Chapter 261: All Led astray
Chapter 262 The Captain Ran Away
Chapter 263 The Eternal God
Chapter 264 Director Wen’s son?
Chapter 265 Expanding National Influence
Chapter 266 Classic, timeless
Chapter 267 I'm telling you, he's my son
Chapter 268 Summary