The Paladin of Hogwarts: My Vengeance is Divine

Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, just returned to his ten-year-old body. But this isn't the frail kid from the cupboard. He's a veteran Paladin of Woking, fresh from saving Baldur's Gate, now stuck with the Dursleys. His greatest challenge? Not Voldemort, but the shocking lack of discipline in this \"muggle\" world. With his divine strength and a holy oath burning in his soul, Harry quickly whips Dudley into shape, transforms the Dursley household into a military boot camp, and begins forging a real sword in a muggle blacksmith. He needs a blade worthy of his vengeance. Hogwarts sends an invitation, but Harry isn't interested in childish wands. He's coming to deliver holy retribution. This isn't just about learning magic; it's about a battle-hardened Paladin bringing divine justice to a Dark Lord, and he's completely unprepared for how different the wizarding world truly is—especially its \"Professors.\"