I Just Tell Stories, Why Are My Disciples All Sages?

Stranded in the ancient Honghuang world, Chen Xuan's only companion – a cheat system – abandoned him after teaching him basic arts. Helpless and cultivation-less amidst battling primordial gods and looming apocalypse, his dream is simple: survive this dangerous era by staying absolutely hidden. To stave off boredom, he starts recounting webnovels. Miraculously, these stories are interpreted as unparalleled Dao lectures by nascent powerhouses like Nuwa, Tongtian, and Hongyun, who mistakenly believe Chen Xuan is an unfathomable Supreme Dao Venerable. His \"mundane\" advice and casual gestures lead them to cultivate terrifying powers and grasp cosmic laws. As the devastating Longhan Calamity approaches, Chen Xuan’s \"reclusive nature\" is hailed as a profound test of faith. His overwhelmingly powerful disciples are about to descend from Taixuan Mountain, eager to \"prove\" themselves and spread the legend of their \"Hongmeng Daozun\"—unknowingly pulling their terrified, non-cultivating teacher straight into the heart of the cosmic storm.