I'm Not Your Itachi: The Selfish Prodigy

My perfect life? Gone. Replaced by the screams of childbirth and the terrifying realization: I'm Uchiha Itachi, infant prodigy of Konoha. Every fan knows his tragic fate – a life of sacrifice, disease, and eventually, death at his brother's hands. But I'm no tragic hero. Armed with a 21st-century mindset and a chilling pragmatism, this Itachi refuses to play the martyr. My talent is unmatched, my will unbending, and my only goal is to live a long, luxurious life, free from anyone's expectations. The question isn't if I'll save the village, but how many conventions I'll shatter, and how many 'destinies' I'll ruthlessly rewrite along the way.