Hogwarts: My System is a Sarcastic Prick

Abandoned, labeled a \"monster\" for the accidental magic that plagued her youth, Esmeralda Drizzt was just a penniless orphan surviving in a cruel London orphanage. As a time-traveler from the 21st century, she knew one terrifying truth: the seemingly peaceful 1980s were merely the calm before the storm, with a noseless Dark Lord and an infamous boy wizard looming on the horizon. How could a weak girl like her survive a war she knew was coming? Then, the Hogwarts acceptance letter arrived, and with it, a snarky, condescending \"Wizard System.\" Despite its insults (\"thin dwarf,\" \"scumbag\"), this was her chance. It promised power, from unparalleled magic reserves to a \"most powerful spell\" and the ability to master any magic. But as she gains unimaginable power, will mastering the magic be enough to rewrite a fate she already knows? And what terrifying price comes with wielding the \"most powerful spell in the entire wizarding world\" just as the Dark Lord rises?