Chapter 403 The Last Wish of the Unlucky Father and Daughter Struck to Death by Thunder 2
The door of the room was open, or rather, there was no door. They were beaten so hard that their screams could be heard throughout the entire floor.
However, there were not many people around. Some people thought it was too noisy and came out to see what was going on. What they saw was Liang Jianghong and Bai Wei, bouncing back and forth on the ground like two fish.
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The two people's cries of pain did not seem fake, so the hotel staff immediately called the police and then called 120 for emergency assistance.
"Why does it look like someone is beating them?"
"Who is hitting them? A ghost?" the man said jokingly.
The crowd suddenly became quiet. The young lady who had been tracking the abnormality in the elevator was also in the crowd. She did not see anyone coming out of the elevator in the surveillance video.
The young lady witnessed the door of the guest room falling down out of thin air, and she was so scared that she didn't dare to say a word.
After Uncle Hat arrived, Chang'an and Gu Laoliu stopped, and Liang Jianghong and Bai Wei's abnormal behavior stopped.
The two of them were breathing out more than breathing in, and their entire bodies were swollen. Even their own mothers wouldn't be able to recognize them.
"Hiss, how miserable!"
The uncle in the hat and the doctor couldn't bear to watch, fearing that the two would die before they even got to the hospital, so the medical staff picked up the two and rushed out at the speed they had at school sports meetings.
The onlookers had an inopportune thought, "What if it doesn't lift steadily and falls?"
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Chang'an and Gu Laoliu Monkey Brother followed the crowd and left the guest room openly. After beating up this couple, they prepared to go to the next city to beat up another couple.
It seemed that they didn't have RMB, so Changan hurried back upstairs and found Liang Jianghong's wallet. Nowadays, everyone pays by mobile phone and no one carries too much cash on them.
Fortunately, Liang Jianghong likes to show off, and he always carries 10,000 or 20,000 yuan in cash with him. No one else's wallet would be as oversized as his.
Changan took the cash and left. It would be a waste if he didn't use the money from this evildoer.
They passed by an orphanage, and Changan donated 10,000 yuan. He was not short of money, and there were three pairs of men and women. If he had no money to spend, he could just take money from them.
When they arrived at the station and saw everyone queuing up for security check, Gu Laoliu then remembered, "Girl, we are illegal residents."
Chang'an:...
"Dad, please give me two ID cards."
She wanted to teleport there, but then she remembered that this plane was also on the verge of collapse. If they used power beyond the range of the plane, it might collapse again.
What's more, her sixth father has a good sense of direction. Forget it, let's take a car.
Gu Laoliu took out an ID card that he had used in another modern dimension from the space and asked, "Daughter, which one do you want to use?"
It's like making a fake certificate, you can use whichever one you want?
Chang'an was speechless, "They are all different worlds, none of them is useful."
"No, if Dad says it's useful, then it's useful." The place names in every modern plane are almost the same. In fact, they don't need ID cards when passing through the gate. He can just use some sleight of hand.
But having a card as a cover-up would save some trouble. There were surveillance cameras everywhere, and he couldn't just break the surveillance cameras every time he went through security, right? If he did that and let the bad guys in, it would be another day of losing merit.
Changan grabbed one at random and said, "Wait a minute, we didn't buy tickets, and we can't buy tickets with this fake ID."
Gu Laoliu: ...I forgot. It’s better not to hack into other people’s systems. They won’t stay here for long. It doesn’t matter whether they have this ID card or not.
"Forget it, go in stealthily, then get on the train and give the ticket money to the conductor."
It is impossible to evade the fare, and it is only natural to pay for the ride.
"Okay then".
After all the preparation, I still had to become invisible in the end, so it was all in vain.
The father and daughter found a secluded place to put up an invisibility charm, and then walked into the waiting hall without any guilt. Their destination was South City. Changan looked at the train schedule and found that nine out of ten trains would pass by there.
"Dad, you can take any bus. It only takes 40 minutes to get there. There are only two stops."
"Daughter, how do you connect to the Internet with this old-fashioned phone?" Gu Laoliu was full of questions. Where did his daughter get such an advanced old-fashioned phone?
"Remodeled in the freshman year."
They chose the fastest train and followed the crowd into the station.
Everything went smoothly along the way, except that the conductor of that train fell into deep thought as he looked at the ticket money that suddenly appeared.
"Have ghosts become so self-reliant these days?"
Chang'an and Gu Laoliu didn't care whether the ghosts had any bottom line or not. They followed Monkey King in twists and turns for who knows how many times. Before they got out of the vicinity of the station, Chang'an released the silver wolf.
The monkey is too jumpy. When he encounters something that interests him, he is unwilling to leave and insists on finishing the melon. He also leads the way based on his mood and takes whatever path he wants.
The work done by this male and female protagonist in Nancheng is in line with the needs of the plot. The male protagonist opened a detective agency, and the female protagonist is the male protagonist's assistant, and the two are having an office romance.
The detective agency is located in the most prosperous area in the city center. The male protagonist is also a rich second-generation. He opened the detective agency because of his interest and hobby. Conan saw it so many times that he thought he was also very good at it.
"Dad, it seems we came at the wrong time. They are..." Before Chang'an could finish his words, he was stuffed into a space by Gu Laoliu, and then the connection between the space and the outside world was sealed.
What are you doing?
When animals reach the mating season, they go into heat regardless of the circumstances.
Gu Laoliu was not moved at all by this scene. His heart was calm, as if he was watching two ants wrestling.
Gu Laoliu couldn't understand why someone was so keen on playing Jenga. He often suspected that he was a fake dragon because he didn't fit in.
When he was young, he was often laughed at by other dragons. Gu Laoliu showed a rare look of confusion on his face. Is it something to be proud of to be in heat like a boar?
"Eh~, disgusting."
He kicked with disgust on his face, and Wei Shiji and his girlfriend Xiao Douya rolled into a ball and hit the office wall.
"Ah!" The two men slipped down the wall and were knocked unconscious.
Gu Laoliu opened the door of the office, and his colleagues outside were stunned when they heard the noise. Were the boss and the future boss's wife making such a big fuss?
Gu Laoliu particularly disliked the two of them. After hesitating for a long time, he still didn't do it himself, "Brother Wolf, you go."
"Awoo," the silver wolf's whole body was resisting. This Old Six wasn't behaving like a human being again. He was disgusted with it. Wouldn't Brother Wolf also be disgusted with it?
It's more disgusting, right?
Gu Laoliu silently released Monkey Brother again and gave him a rolling pin, "Monkey Brother, beat them like dogs."
"Squeak," Brother Monkey is here, no surprises.
"Bang bang bang".
The rolling pin hit Wei Shiji and Xiao Douya mercilessly, waking up the two people who had fainted.
The people in the office outside were a little uneasy when they heard the noise, and they looked at each other.
"What's going on? Are the boss and his wife playing such a big game?"
"Do you want to go see if anything happened?"
The person who said he was going to see it had a somewhat obscene expression on his face. He didn't wait for anyone to respond to him, and ran happily to Wei Shiji's office.
Colleagues saw that he was taking the lead, and with a leader, a bunch of spectators followed behind.
When I saw the scene in the office, “Hiss!”
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