Chapter 352 Rebellion against Tiangang

Chapter 352 Rebellion against Tiangang

"What the hell? Dashan, what do you mean? When did you hide behind me?" Ye Fei asked shamelessly.

The situation at this time was that Ding Dashan was lying on the bottom layer, Ye Fei was lying flat on him, and Feng Qingyao was lying on Ye Fei.

"Senior brother, you still have the nerve to say that. This pit is so big, why do you insist on lying on my back!" Ding Dashan roared angrily.

In fact, this pit within a pit is indeed quite large. Although it is at the bottom of another pit, it is nearly two meters in radius.

Logically speaking, even if the three of them lay side by side in the earth pit, there would be absolutely no problem. The reason why there were people stacked up like this was because Ding Dashan was the first to fly into the earth pit, Ye Fei was the second, and Feng Qingyao was the last.

When Ye Fei saw Ding Dashan already lying in the pit, he flew into the air and lay on Ding Dashan. Just as Ye Fei was lying on Ding Dashan's back, Feng Qingyao, who came later, actually lay directly on Ye Fei. At this moment, the mud splashed up from the pit had already fallen down. In this way, the three of them were stacked on top of each other like a pyramid.

In fact, Ye Fei just wanted to deliberately make trouble for Ding Dashan. He originally planned to fly over and lie on Ding Dashan to press him down hard, and then turn around and lie on the ground. Unexpectedly, the mantis stalks the cicada, while the oriole is behind. As soon as he lay down and had no time to roll off Ding Dashan, Feng Qingyao did the same to him again.

"Look at what you said, Senior Brother, I was just afraid that the clothes on your back would get dirty, so I wanted to help you block the dust." Ye Fei said shamelessly: "You don't thank me, but you still say such things."

"That's right. Your senior brother is so good to you, but you still blame him, Fourteen. You are so heartless!" Feng Qingyao followed.

"You, you guys..." Ding Dashan was so angry that he could hardly speak. Suddenly, he shouted coldly: "Feng Lao San, you are the kind of dead licking dog that Senior Brother always talks about! I think you are crazy to want to marry Senior Brother now. You always help Senior Brother to speak for everything. I don't want to play with you anymore!"

Ding Dashan suddenly exerted force with both hands, propped himself up from the ground, and stood up from the pit.

Ye Fei and Feng Qingyao, who were originally lying on his back, naturally slid off his back.

The three sisters and brothers stood in the pit, looking at each other, and suddenly they all laughed.

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

The main thing is that the three of them looked so funny at this moment, all of them were covered in dust and dirt.

"Haha, senior sister, senior brother, what should we do now?" After laughing for a while, Ding Dashan suddenly asked.

Feng Qingyao suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Ding Dashan's ear: "Now you remember that I'm your senior sister? Who called me Feng Lao San just now? Who called me a bootlicker!"

"No, no!" Ding Dashan looked confused: "Brother, did you hear it?"

"I heard it!" Ye Fei nodded, stretched out his hand and pointed at Ding Dashan's nose: "You are the one who called Senior Sister Feng Lao San, and you called her a dead licker. Haha, you dead licker, you actually have the nerve to call others lickers!"

During the two years in the Demon Realm, Ding Dashan loved to flatter Feng Qingyao the most, and Ye Fei always called him a dead bootlicker. At first they didn't know what he meant, but later Ye Fei explained it to them, and Feng Qingyao and Ding Dashan finally understood.

Since then, they also know how to use the term "die-hard licker".

I guess neither of them thought at the time that this word would be used to describe each other.

"Brother, you are so cruel!" Ding Dashan glared at Ye Fei fiercely, and then immediately said to Feng Qingyao in a boastful manner: "Senior Sister, I was wrong, just tell me how much money you want to pay!"

It seemed that the spiritual stones on Ding Dashan's body were inexhaustible.

Feng Qingyao and Ye Fei had already noticed this.

"Just give me a hundred!" Feng Qingyao stretched out a jade-like index finger in front of Ding Dashan.

Ding Dashan suddenly grinned: "Haha, senior sister, there is so much dust on your fingers, let me lick it clean for you..." After Ding Dashan said that, he stretched out his tongue and was about to lick Feng Qingyao's fingers.

"Ouch..." Feng Qingyao shuddered all over, quickly let go of Ding Dashan's ear, and quickly took two steps back: "Ding Shisi, you pervert, stay away from me from now on!"

Ye Fei also raised his leg and kicked Ding Dashan on the butt: "Can you please stop being so disgusting! I won't stop you if you want to be a licker, but don't lick me in front of me, it's too disgusting..."

"No matter how disgusting I am, am I more disgusting than you?" Ding Dashan looked at Feng Qingyao and Ye Fei with disdain: "If I hadn't spoken up in time, you would have started taking off your clothes and making out in the dirt pit!"

"Ding Dashan!" Feng Qingyao suddenly revealed a sweet smile: "Do you believe that I can knock all your teeth out?"

Ding Dashan quickly covered his mouth.

Now he and Ye Fei have already figured out Feng Qingyao's character. If she is angry, she may not be really angry, but if she starts to laugh, and her laugh is particularly sweet, then she is really angry.

If she gets angry, the consequences will be serious.

"Let's go!" Feng Qingyao suddenly said in a cold voice.

"Where are we going?" Ye Fei and Ding Dashan asked together.

"Master is waiting for us up ahead!" Feng Qingyao looked in one direction.

Swish!

Feng Qingyao took the lead and flew away.

Ye Fei and Ding Dashan caught up in time.

After flying for a short while, probably a few thousand meters, they saw Wang Ergou squatting against the wall at the entrance of a cave at the foot of a mountain.

"Master, what are you doing here?" Ye Fei asked, "What's in this cave? Are there any magic puppets?"

"Of course!" Wang Ergou squatted against the wall and said solemnly.

"Ah? There are more demon puppets!" Feng Qingyao was startled and immediately looked at Ye Fei: "Thirteen, why are you still standing there? Come on! You are the only one who can easily deal with these demon puppets now. Master, Fourteen and I are waiting for you outside. When you have cleared out the demon puppets, come out and call us."

Ye Fei looked at Feng Qingyao and ignored him. Instead, he immediately looked at Wang Ergou who was squatting against the wall: "Master, could there be another ancient demon god in there?"

"Yeah!" Wang Ergou squatted against the wall and nodded slightly.

"Fuck, does this demon god have any valuable treasure on him?" Ye Fei asked.

"Of course!" Wang Ergou glanced at Ye Fei and said, "He's full of treasures!"

"Fuck..." Ye Fei was instantly excited, but he still asked one more question: "Master, are there any precautions when fighting this demon god?"

“No!” Wang Ergou shook his head: “Just beat it to death! Once you beat it down, come out and call us!”

"Just wait for me!" Ye Fei took out the Thousand Immortals Sword Box from the storage ring, turned around and strode in.

Just after Ye Fei entered the cave, Wang Ergou's mouth twitched suddenly: "Hey, Xiao San, hurry up and give Master some medicine."

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Feng Qingyao looked nervous.

Wang Ergou, who had been squatting against the wall, suddenly turned around and exposed his back.

Feng Qingyao and Ding Dashan were stunned when they saw Wang Ergou with his back turned.

However, it was seen that Wang Ergou had at least twenty or thirty sword wounds on his back.

The clothes on her back were almost completely torn, and even half of her white buttocks were exposed.

There were also several sword wounds on his buttocks.

"Ah..." Feng Qingyao quickly covered her eyes: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

Wang Ergou pointed at the cave with a painful expression on his face: "He was chopped by the Thousand-Handed Demon God inside. Stop talking nonsense and apply medicine to the master quickly."

"Master, can you please change your pants first?" Feng Qingyao said, covering her eyes.

"Don't worry about the wound on my butt!" Wang Ergou said unhappily, "Just apply the medicine on my back, and give the medicine for my butt to Fourteen, and let him take care of it for me!"

"Oh..." Feng Qingyao hurriedly took out three porcelain bottles and began to apply medicine to the sword wounds on Wang Ergou's back one by one: "Master, how did you get all these sword wounds on your body? How did you get hit by so many swords? One, two, three..."

Feng Qingyao applied medicine while counting each wound while trying not to laugh.

"Thirty-five!" When Feng Qingyao counted to thirty-five wounds, she finally finished applying medicine on Wang Ergou's back.

"Fourteen, here!" Feng Qingyao handed the three small porcelain bottles to Ding Dashan: "Just apply these three medicines in the order I applied them to Master just now... Go, Master's butt is yours!"

"You damn girl!" Wang Ergou yelled angrily, "What do you mean Master's butt is just for him!"

"Pfft..." Feng Qingyao really couldn't hold it back and finally burst out laughing.

"Haha, okay..." On this side, Ding Dashan immediately took the porcelain bottle from Feng Qingyao's hand happily: "Thank you, Senior Sister!"

Then, in the next second, Feng Qingyao and Ding Dashan, the brother and sister, very tacitly took out a small notebook from their arms.

Wang Ergou: “???”

Feng Qingyao lowered her head and memorized it slowly: "Apply medicine to Master. Use Qingfeng Powder for disinfection thirty-five times, one thousand each time, Huoxue Powder for thirty-five times, eight hundred each time, Longxu Powder for thirty-five times, two thousand each time..."

Ding Dashan quickly followed suit and wrote it down in his own notebook: "Qingfeng Powder costs 10,000 yuan per time, Huoxue Powder costs 8,000 yuan per time, Longxu Powder costs 20,000 yuan per time..."

Wang Ergou was furious: "Ding Shisi, I tolerated your senior sister keeping the account. After all, the medicine is hers. Why are you keeping the account? What qualifications do you have to keep the account? Besides, the medicine was given to you by your senior sister. Your senior sister didn't charge you so much. You bastard, you actually asked for ten times more than your senior sister! You are crazy about money, right!"

"Haha..." Ding Dashan smiled and said: "Master, the price I just mentioned is not the final price, it is just the quotation I gave you. As for the specific amount, we can talk about it slowly. You can bargain with me slowly!

Master, don't worry, you've given me discounts many times before, I remember them all, today, I will give you a discount as well, huhuhu..."

Ding Dashan was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that his face almost turned red.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll give you all the money according to your sister's price!" Wang Ergou said viciously: "Hurry up, apply the medicine to the master!"

"That won't work!" Ding Dashan shook his head seriously, "Master, Senior Sister treated your back, and I treated your buttocks, how can the price be the same!"

Wang Ergou: “…”

"What's the difference between the back and the butt!" Wang Ergou shouted coldly.

"Of course that's different!" Ding Dashan said with disdain: "It's so dangerous to apply medicine on your butt. What if you can't help it and fart to kill me? I'm allergic to farts. Once I smell a fart, my cultivation will regress..."

“Hahahaha…” Feng Qingyao had already fallen to the ground laughing: “Oh my, I can’t take it anymore, I’m dying of laughter…”

Wang Ergou: "You...you guys..."

Ding Dashan: "So, Master, you see, the greater the risk, the more expensive the medical expenses are, which is reasonable!"

Wang Ergou: "Is this how you treat your master? Have you forgotten how good your master was to you?"

Ding Dashan: "Hahaha... Master, it's because we have never forgotten your kindness to us that today you finally gave me the opportunity to repay you. Hahaha... Hahaha... Hahahaha..."

After Ding Dashan finished speaking, he couldn't hold back his laughter and soon he rolled on the ground laughing.

"You bastard, just wait for me! You'll suffer in the future!" Wang Ergou said viciously. In the end, he gave in. He suppressed his anger and said coldly: "Qingfeng Powder costs 1500 yuan per time, Huoxue Powder costs 1300 yuan per time, Longxu Powder costs 2500 yuan per time... I'll give you 500 yuan as well, hurry up and apply the medicine to me!"

"That won't work!" Ding Dashan immediately replied, "Take Qingfeng Powder 9,999 times, Huoxue Powder 7,999 times, and Longxu Powder 19,999 times!"

Wang Ergou: "One dollar less for the same price?"