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"Hehehehehehehehehe."
UMP9 laughed happily.
"Did I make a fool of myself?"
Moyin touched his face and asked embarrassedly.
"No, no, it's just that I've wanted to try this for a long time, but Commander, you've always been surrounded by other girls, and I don't want to be an enemy of 416 who's drunk, so I've never succeeded. Today I finally made it happen!"
UMP9 replied excitedly.
"I say, is it really that scary when 416 gets drunk? I think it's okay, it just becomes more aggressive and proactive."
Moyin asked curiously.
"Ah! That's because the target is you, Commander. You don't know, she went out to drink alone before, and that night Sister 45 pulled me up and told me to stop 416 from tearing down the bar, and then... Tsk tsk tsk, that feeling was as terrible as being hit head-on by a Jupiter cannon."
At this point, UMP9 couldn't help but shudder and spoke with lingering fear.
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"Ah."
HK416, which was on its way back to the city, suddenly sneezed.
"416, you're not catching a cold, are you?"
G11 asked with concern.
"How could it be? The weather is so hot. And if there is an electronic virus trying to invade my mind cloud map, my super high computing power can easily kill it. I think someone is saying bad things about me to Yin. No, no, I need to make a phone call to ask."
HK416 took out a small and cute cell phone from her waist bag.
In fact, the communication module on the tactical headset can also let other tactical humanoids hear it, so if she wants to act coquettishly with Moyin, she will call Moyin with her private mobile phone.
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"Hey, it took 10 echelons to suppress the drunk 416 that day, and everyone who participated in the suppression of the submachine guns even went to the bath together to repair it."
UMP9 said with some nostalgia.
Chapter 48 The big orange cat is coming!
A song called "Hua Niao Feng Yue" (an oriental song, I recommend listening to it, I like it very much) started playing, and Moyin took out his cell phone.
"Hey, 416 called me, I picked up the phone."
"Okay, I'll continue eating."
UMP9 nodded.
"Yin, I missed you, what are you doing?"
HK416 asked straight to the point.
"I miss you, too. I'm having dinner with 9 now. She's done with her work, so I'm taking her out for a good meal to reward her."
"Eh...you're not taking me to eat?"
HK416 asked unhappily.
"Of course I'll take you to eat, you can come back today, but compared to the food here, I want to eat the food you cook yourself. The food I buy outside always feels like it's missing something. Is it true that you love this kind of seasoning?"
Mo Yin said with a smile.
"Yeah! That's right! How can the emotionless and cold-blooded cooking outside compare to my loving cooking! I'll go back and make it for you. I'll hang up now, but save your stomach for me~"
HK416 hung up the phone with a smile on her face.
"What did the commander say? You're so happy... Aa ...
G11 had just asked when HK416 threw him onto his back and he quickly ran towards the city at a speed of yards.
"Ababababababa!"
G11 originally wanted to ask 416 to slow down, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the violent wind pressure poured into his mouth and he couldn't speak at all. He could only make meaningless noises.
Finally, G11 gave up resisting and lay obediently on 416's shoulder and fell asleep.
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"Commander, ah~"
UMP9 scooped a spoonful of curry and brought it to Moyin's mouth. Moyin ate it subconsciously, and a burst of spicy sensation suddenly exploded in the end.
"!!!! Water, water, water! I want to drink water!"
Moyin drank half a cup of juice in one breath, then stuck out his tongue and inhaled quickly.
“Hahahahaha, Commander, are you afraid of spicy food? This is the first time I see an expression like this on your face.”
UMP9 laughed happily.
"I am hopelessly afraid of spicy food. I can't eat spicy food at all. What the hell was that? Is that kind of food really edible to humans?"
Moyin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and noticed that there was a plate of bright red curry in front of UMP9.
"It's said to be a special spicy curry. I think it's pretty good. Eating this kind of thing can warm up the body."
UMP9 said this while putting curry into her mouth.
"…It's just a little warm. 9, you're such a scary guy."
With lingering fear, Moyin took a strawberry daifuku and stuffed it into his mouth. The cool and soft texture and light sweetness of the daifuku quickly healed Moyin's taste buds that were overwhelmed by the super spicy curry.
"Commander, you could eat WA's food before, so I thought this normal food would be no problem for you too."
"Well... I can't handle spicy food at all. I can force myself to eat other things, but if WA-chan makes something spicy, then I will really eat it with my life in mind."
Moyin spread his hands.
"I see. There are so many delicious foods here. Commander, do you think none of them taste as good as what 416 cooks? She has never cooked before and eats only instant food. I don't think she can cook a full-course banquet even if she tries hard to learn."
Ump9 asked curiously.
"I don't think it's a matter of taste. Eating 416's food gives me a sense of security. These days, I feel that the food I've eaten outside is a little bit different from what she cooks. Maybe I'm still emotionally insecure and want to eat food that's full of love."
Moyin smiled.
"Is that why you can eat WA-chan's food? Even though it looks and tastes terrible?"
"After all, she worked hard to make it. If you don't eat it, she will be sad. I don't want to see your sad expressions."
"Commander, you are too gentle. You should be a little mean! Otherwise, everyone will want to date you, and then me, Sister 45 and Sister 40 will only be able to spend a little time with you."
UMP9 pointed her fork at Moyin's face and asked seriously.
"No matter what, I can't change my attitude just because of one sentence.. Should I say it's my nature or what? I can't be cruel when I see cute children. I'm a DD..."
Moyin spread his hands with a wry smile. He naturally knew the seriousness of the problem, but some things could not be solved.
"Ah, this is such a great place. Next time I want to come here with Sister 45 and Sister 40. It would be great if you could come too, Commander."
UMP9 looked at the cakes on the table and said with some regret.
"Come with them next time."
"Great! Why not call everyone over to eat together!"
"This is a bit difficult... After all, someone still needs to carry out the mission."
Moyin said with some embarrassment.
"I'll say it again, I'm not here to eat, I'm here to look for someone! I'm not eating your food, why are you taking my money? After all, I don't have any money on me right now."
"I'm sorry, ma'am, we can't let you into the restaurant without paying. We have a rule here that you have to pay before you can eat."
There was a commotion at the door of the cafeteria, and Moyin suddenly felt that the female voice that caused the commotion sounded familiar, but he was sure that there was no such voice among his own tactical dolls. Feeling strange, Moyin stood up and looked towards the door of the cafeteria.
"Oh, Miss Greena is here too. She is still as stingy and loves money as ever."
"Pfft, big orange cat, I'll go get her..."
Moyin remembered that there were still four tactical doll orders that had not been reported to the system, so he quickly stood up and walked towards the door.
"Oh, look, this is the person I'm looking for. He's a guest here. Can you let me in?"
When Greena saw Moyin, her eyes lit up and she said.
"I'm sorry, ma'am. This is a buffet restaurant. According to the rules, you need to pay to enter. The food here is chosen by the guests themselves. There is no ordering, so you must pay in advance at the front desk."
The receptionist at the restaurant looked at Greena with embarrassment. After all, Moyin was still spending money inside, and they didn't want to leave a bad impression on the customers.
"I'll pay for her, let her in."
Moyin took out a ten thousand yen note from his waist bag and prepared to hand it to the front desk.
Chapter 49 The big orange cat will never let you down!
"Oh, Commander, you don't have to spend money on me. I'll collect the money for you. I'm not hungry. I'll wait for you outside. Just come out after you've eaten."
The big orange cat grabbed the banknotes from Moyin's hand before the front desk and said with a smile.
"Pfft, come in and have something to eat. I'll give you a lot of pocket money. Don't worry about such a small amount."
Moyin was amused by Greenna's nature. The big orange cat would never let her down no matter what the time.
"Oh, how can you say that? A little money is still money. I'm really not hungry. Instead of you letting me have a meal, it would be better for me to give me this money so that I can feel full."
Greena said seriously.
The waiter at the front desk looked at Greena with a twitching face. He had never seen such a stingy guest before. She even asked the other party for money for a treat. What made him even more confused was how someone as generous as Moyin could make friends with such a person.
You should know that before, Moyin gave him the extra change from the banknotes as a tip.
"Okay, okay, I'll give you that bill. Now I'll take another one and you can't snatch it away."
Moyin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he took out another 10,000 yen note and handed it to the front desk.
Greena looked as if she had been cut as she watched the ten thousand yen being taken away by the front desk.
"Here is your change, sir."
Facing Greenna's resentful look, the receptionist didn't even dare to expect a tip. She just gave the change and handed it respectfully to Moyin.