Chapter 222 Showdown
Huanyan held Xiao Ming in her arms, looked at Xuanying, and immediately brought the two children back into the house.
She was terrified at the thought that the young masters had actually found a dog hole behind the ivy and sneaked into the house next door through it.
Soon, Chu Li entered the yard through the secret passage.
In order to see her child safely during these three years, she had someone secretly dig a secret passage.
Chu Li found mud in the cracks of Xiao Yueyue's fingernails, so she asked, "Where did you go to play again?"
Huanyan immediately recounted what happened today.
Chu Li squatted down and warned his daughter, "Xiao Yueyue, don't do this next time, do you hear me?"
Xiao Yueyue nodded.
Chu Li thought that the yard next door was originally uninhabited, and it seemed that the owner of that yard had returned.
"Xuanying, who is the owner of the yard next door that you saw today?"
Xuanying replied, "It was a man. Judging from his attire and temperament, he seemed to be of a very distinguished status."
"Okay, got it."
Chu Li immediately asked someone to block the dog hole.
She looked at the children swinging on the swings in the yard and suddenly realized that the children were getting older and no longer wanted to be trapped in the small house.
She thought about how to let the children play safely.
Chu Li suddenly thought of someone.
So she immediately took her two children and got into the carriage and went out.
After a cup of tea, Chu Li arrived at the Sixth Prince's mansion.
Lao Liu looked at Chu Li's carriage and came forward enthusiastically.
"Brother Li, you haven't come to my house for a long time!"
Chu Li waved, "Come in, I have something to say."
Lao Liu immediately led the way.
After the door was closed, Chu Li looked at Lao Liu and said seriously, "There is something I have been thinking about for a long time and have always wanted to tell you, but..."
Lao Liu looked at Chu Li's embarrassed expression and his brain worked rapidly.
What is so difficult for Brother Li to talk about?
He squinted his eyes and saw Chu Li looking him up and down, as if hesitating whether to speak.
Lao Liu immediately covered his buttocks with both hands and stepped back vigilantly.
"Brother Li, let's talk it over. I don't mind your homosexuality, but I won't sell my ass!"
He became more and more excited as he spoke. "Let me tell you, although my soul is a little dirty, I have remained a virgin until now. I gave birth on a plane while I was still a high school student!"
"Brother Li, please don't destroy the flowers of our motherland like this!"
Lao Liu is full of acting skills and looks like a chaste and virtuous man.
Chu Li rubbed his brows and asked, "What are you thinking about?"
She just wanted to have a showdown with her time-traveling friend.
Without waiting for him to speak, Lao Liu asked in fear: "Brother Li, did you have a falling out with the Grand Tutor? Are you trying to provoke him and make him jealous? There is no need to do that. I think your problems still need to be resolved among yourselves."
"If one sleep doesn't solve the problem, then sleep twice!"
"My biggest characteristic is that I eat everything and have a balanced diet. I will always support you and Master Taifu!"
"Brother Li, believe me, if you go back and knock him down now, any emotional problems can be solved..."
Chu Li looked at Lao Liu's lips moving up and down, wondering where Lao Liu's train of thought came from.
His mouth was like the Pea Shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, always making a chattering sound.
"Stop!" Chu Li scratched his ears. This guy was making as much noise as ten thousand ducks. What was he saying?
A head full of yellow garbage.
It turns out that this guy had always thought that he and Ye Hanting had that kind of relationship.
"Brother Li, don't be angry. I can help you solve any emotional troubles."
"I am a woman." Chu Li stopped Lao Liu from muttering and told him the truth.
Lao Liu was stunned for a moment, then he bent over with laughter.
"Haha, Brother Li, you're really talking like a tattoo artist with his eyes closed, showing off to me! Let's stop joking!"
Chu Li suddenly pulled down his collar, revealing his snow-white neck.
Lao Liu was still smiling, but his eight teeth retracted in an instant.
He moved closer and was struck by lightning.
Brother Li actually has no Adam’s apple!
He looked at Chu Li with horror, and said with a sad face: "Brother Li, you actually changed your sex for the sake of the Grand Tutor!"
He was even more sad than if he had been castrated, "Wow, Brother Li, your sun will never rise again!"
Chu Li: “…”
She was completely speechless.
"I am a woman, just dressed as a man."
Lao Liu was even more sad. "Brother Li, you are lying to me. Whose female driver drives a Cayenne?"
Chu Li was speechless at Lao Liu's bizarre train of thought, and she grabbed Lao Liu's ear.
"Calm down and listen to me."
Lao Liu grinned at Chu Li, still refusing to believe it. His brother Li was so handsome, but he actually told him that she was a woman.
Although Brother Li would be very beautiful as a woman, he couldn't accept it for the time being!
How wretched he looks in front of such a beautiful woman!
The domineering president’s personality has collapsed!
Chu Li let go of him and said, "Sit down."
Lao Liu sat down obediently.
Chu Li explained seriously, "When I traveled through time, I found myself in the body of a prince who was dressed as a man. But you also know the seriousness of this matter. It is a crime of deceiving the emperor, and you may lose your head. So in order to save our lives, I have never told you the truth."
Lao Liu held his chin and listened carefully to Chu Li's words. He looked Chu Li up and down. If you look closely, Brother Li still looks very much like a woman.
"Do you know why I haven't been back to the capital for several months?"
Lao Liu was like a primary school student who was listening attentively to the class, "Why?"
"Because I gave birth to two children, a boy and a girl, and they are already three and a half years old."
"Fuck!" Lao Liu stood up from the stool, "Brother Li, your story is too unreliable."
"Your belly isn't even showing, when did you get pregnant?"
Chu Li sat down and continued, "On the first day I came here, I was drugged and slept with a man. I don't know who the father of my child is."
Lao Liu pricked up his ears and listened. He pinched his arm and the pain made him sure that he was not dreaming.
Isn’t this perfect material for a novel?
Brother Li is really not kidding him, right?
Lao Liu picked up the teacup and said half-doubtfully, "Brother Li, if you can conjure up the two children now, I will believe you even if you say you are Jay Chou today!"
Chu Li clapped his hands towards the door, and the door was slowly opened.
When Lao Liu saw Huanyan standing in front of his door with two cute little kids, the teacup in his hand fell to the ground with a snap.