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WA2000, who was washing vegetables, was hit by a straight ball and suddenly became panicked.
"Well, you don't usually talk to me, or our communication is basically quarreling, so I feel happy that we can get along so well."
A thought of Doudou WA suddenly arose in Moyin's mind.
"That's right! Don't, don't say such unnecessary words!"
Sure enough, after hearing Moyin's next words, WA2000 breathed a sigh of relief, and then felt a little disappointed.
After washing the peppers and tomatoes, WA placed the vegetables on the chopping board and picked up the knife to start cutting.
"Be careful not to cut your hand."
As soon as Moyin finished speaking, the kitchen knife cut WA2000's left index finger.
Fortunately, the skin of the tactical humanoids has been strengthened with silent silver into a high-molecular nano-composite material, and ordinary kitchen knives cannot cut into it at all.
"No, it's okay! I just made a small mistake!"
WA2000 said this with regret, and then hurriedly cut again.
Crack! The kitchen knife cut WA's finger again. Due to excessive force and the thin blade, although the skin was not cut, WA2000 still felt a pain in his finger.
"Okay, okay, take your time. You can't be in a hurry when cooking."
Moyin hugged WA2000 from behind, and then prepared to hold her left and right hands.
"What the hell!?"
WA2000, who was suddenly hugged, subconsciously hit Moyin with an elbow.
"Ahem, I just want to teach you how to cut vegetables."
After being hit by WA2000's powerful elbow, Moyin felt dizzy and almost fainted. After all, he had strengthened the power output device of the tactical humanoid. If it were an ordinary person, this elbow would probably break his bones.
"Sorry, sorry! I, I, I didn't react for a moment, I didn't, I didn't mean it!"
Seeing Moyin squatting down in pain, WA2000 quickly apologized regretfully, while patiently cursing himself for being so stupid and wasting such a good opportunity for a hug.
"Well... it's my fault for not reminding you in advance. Are you ready now?"
Moyin stood up and took a few deep breaths before he felt better.
"Ah??? Sure, what are you preparing for?"
WA2000 was stunned and asked in a panic.
"You'll still cut your hand if you keep doing this, so I'm going to hold your hand and teach you how to cut vegetables."
Moyin looked at WA2000 speechlessly. He felt that he had made it clear enough.
"Ah, wait, wait a moment, wait a moment."
WA2000 took a deep breath and calmed himself down.
It’s not that she couldn’t understand what Moyin said, but her heart beat faster at the thought of having physical contact with Moyin.
"I! I'm done! Come on!"
Finally, WA2000 closed his eyes and spoke nervously.
"...How can you cut vegetables with your eyes closed? Okay, open your eyes and turn around to look at the cutting board carefully."
Moyin reached out and moved WA2000's arm, making her face the chopping board. Then he hugged WA2000 from behind and held WA2000's slightly cold hands with both hands.
"Are you cold? You seem to be shivering all the time."
“No, no, no, no, it’s because it’s a little too high… ahem, no, I’m not shaking with joy! Stop talking nonsense and teach me how to cut vegetables!”
WA2000 made a strong request.
"Okay, I'll teach you how to cut it, but you need to calm down. Cooking in a bad mood is very dangerous."
Moyin teaches WA2000 how to cut vegetables step by step.
"No need for you to say more!"
WA2000 retorted while carefully remembering Moyin's method of cutting vegetables.
Just when the tomatoes were about to be cut, Moyin suddenly felt an extremely regretful gaze.
The strong sense of sight made her look back and see TMP holding a kitchen knife, lying by the kitchen door and staring at her.
"Um, good morning, little TMP?"
Moyin gave a somewhat stiff smile and greeted TMP.
No matter what, being stared at like this is still a bit creepy.
"Commander, leave the cooking to me. Why do you have to hold that woman while she cooks?"
"No, it's just that WA2000 wanted to learn how to cook, but she kept cutting her hands accidentally so I taught her how to cut vegetables."
Moyin quickly explained.
"Ahh, so as long as I cut my hand I can get a hug from the commander?"
TMP raised the kitchen knife and was about to chop his fingers.
"Wait wait wait, even if you don't cut your own hand I will still hug you!!! How on earth did you come to the conclusion that I will hug you if you cut your own hand???"
Moyin shouted anxiously.
"Hehehehe, no, it's not what you said, Commander. She cut her hand, you, you just held her and taught her how to cook? Hehehe, if I kept cutting my hand, wouldn't the Commander hold me?"
TMP gave a sick smile.
"This theory is too weird, isn't it? Can I give you a hug after I teach you how to cook? In exchange, you can't hurt yourself."
Moyin looked at TMP with a headache. Although the yandere's love was sweet, this kind of chaotic thinking also made him helpless.
"It's an appointment, so I'll come and help make lunch."
TMP smiled sweetly, then walked to the basket of vegetables and started washing them.
"Okay, let's continue. Once we've cut this bit, we can beat the eggs."
Moyin held WA2000's hand again and started cutting vegetables.
After a few cuts, Moyin and WA2000 heard a series of rapid and rhythmic "da da da da da" sounds.
The two people who were attracted by the sound turned their heads at the same time and met TMP's fanatical eyes.
TMP was quickly cutting the vegetables on the chopping board with a kitchen knife, but his eyes were fixed on Moyin's face.
"Look at the food on the chopping board!!!"
Moyin and WA2000 shouted in unison.
"Don't worry at all, Commander. I control the kitchen knife just like my own hands. I won't hurt myself unless I want to."
TMP answered with a smile, his hands still quickly finishing the vegetables.
"Scary guy..."
Looking at the somewhat crazy TMP, Desert Eagle couldn't help but comment.
Chapter 334: The terrible consequences of the saboteur's words
"I, let's make dinner quickly, Commander."
Looking at TMP, WA2000 couldn't help but feel a little scared. Although she enjoyed learning to cook with Moyin, being stared at by a predator was obviously not a pleasant thing. What was more troublesome was that this predator was her companion, and she couldn't kill him, which made her feel even more terrified.
Soon, with the help of Moyin, WA2000 finally succeeded in making a dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
"Commander, Commander! Try it! Come and try it!"
WA2000 happily picked up a piece of egg and stuffed it towards Moyin.
"Wait a minute, this is just out of the pot!!! Mmmmm!!!!"
Before Moyin could finish his words, WA2000 stuffed the hot egg into his mouth.
"It's so hot it's so hot!!!"
After forcing the freshly-cooked egg into his stomach, Moyin complained with a bitter face.
"Oh sorry, what about the taste? How does it taste?"
WA2000 asked expectantly.
"Well, how can I taste it when it's so hot? At least blow on it."
"Oh! Then give me another piece! This time give me a good taste!"
WA2000 picked up another piece of egg, blew on it carefully, and brought it to Moyin's mouth again.
"Hmm, it's pretty good. The eggs are fried quite crispy, hmm. The saltiness is also just right. For a beginner, you've done a great job."
Moyin praised with a smile.
“Hehehe, hehe, humph! Yes, for someone like me who is worth a lot of money, this shouldn’t be a matter of course! Ahahahahahahahaha, trivial things like cooking are a piece of cake for me!”
WA2000 smiled happily after receiving the praise from Moyin.
"Commander, my side is also ready, ah~"
TMP also handed over an egg from the side.
"Oh, TMP is not bad. Compared with WA's, yours is a little softer in texture. Come and give me a hug as a reward as agreed."
Moyin reached out and hugged TMP into his arms.
"Hey, hey, who among us cooked better?"
TMP asked, looking up with a smile.
Hey, hey, you shouldn’t ask such a life-threatening question at this time, Moyin couldn’t help but complain in his heart.
“Well, I think they’re all delicious.”
"How can you say such irresponsible words, Commander? Lying is not a good thing."
TMP turned around and drew circles around Moyin's heart with his index finger.
"I'm not lying. I think the most important thing about cooking is not the seasoning. After all, everyone's taste is different. But the love that goes into it is very delicious. So no matter who makes the food, I think it's delicious."