Chapter 183 Cao Thief! ?
The other side of Jinnan Mountain.
"Brother Shen, are you tired? How about I help you carry some of it?"
"Not tired."
"Brother Shen, are you thirsty? How about I use a bamboo tube to get you some water?"
"Not thirsty."
"Brother Shen, Brother Shen, you..."
"Can you guys stop making noise?!"
"Oh."
Shen Qingzhu looked at the three followers speechlessly. How could his luck be so outrageous that he could meet them everywhere?
"Holding back."
at the same time.
"Target found!"
Da da da da da da da…
The swarm of drones suddenly attacked Shen Qingzhu and his companions, as if it had been planned in advance.
Faced with the hail of bullets, they had no way of escaping.
"Brother Shen, go! Don't look back!!"
The two brothers Li Liang pushed Shen Qingzhu away from the front and took away some of his weight.
"Brother Shen, I blocked it for you! Go, you are going to be the king of recruits."
Deng Wei opened his arms and used his broad body to block the shooting for Shen Qingzhu.
“…Who needs you?”
Lynn: Wow, you’re quite tsundere!
So, after a while.
"You are quite awesome, you destroyed more than a dozen of our drones with just a stick... Do you know how expensive this thing is?"
"do not know."
"How dare you, are those stupid boys your brothers? They fought so hard."
"……Yes."
At this moment, Shen Qingzhu's facial muscles were trembling extremely, and his brain was trying to regain control of his mouth, but it was useless under the effect of the [Ring of Truth], and he could only keep answering those questions.
After hearing this, the corners of Deng Wei's mouth inexplicably curled up.
Save traffic and change the screen.
"Fatty, can't you run faster?"
Hughie was carrying Baili Pangpang's ten-pound load on his back, and at the same time he was trying hard to pull him through the mountains.
In front of them, Lin Qiye and Cao Yuan were constantly using the small knives and small spoons in their hands to clear a path.
Hughie looked at the waving spoon and said, "Ah, he is worthy of being the Black King. He can't even touch a knife."
"Cao Yuan, how about you switch with me?"
"No, I think this is a test for me."
"........."
good chance! !
Just as Xiujie and Cao Yuan were chatting, the drone that had been hidden suddenly flew over their heads.
"Fatty, remember to lose weight! After so many days, how come you are still so heavy!!"
As soon as the voice fell, infrared rays were aimed at Hughie.
Hughie's face changed, and at the critical moment, he seemed to think of something. He grabbed Baili Pangpang, shook him hard, and threw him aside.
Then, Hughie quickly squatted down and took advantage of the opportunity to slide towards the tree roots.
Baili Pangpang, who was thrown out by Hughie, fell heavily to the ground. Although he was protected by fat, he still grimaced in pain.
But he didn't care about the pain at this time, because he saw that Hughie had successfully escaped from the danger zone. At the same time, the drone launched another attack, and this time the target became Baili Pangpang.
"Old Cao, I would rather die than let my fellow Taoist die!!"
“Ah… Ouch!?”
.........
Throughout the mountains the sounds of public executions could be heard again and again.
"I heard you practiced Buddhism?"
"Ah."
"So what do you usually do in the temple? Meditate, cultivate your body and mind, or practice the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt?"
The instructor in charge of the questioning was very curious about the daily lives of the monks.
"I have both, but my master didn't teach me anything like the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt... This is not the Shaolin Temple."
"Um, is your life boring then?"
"No, occasionally I read some books to learn about the outside world."
"I can't tell! Is it a geography book or something like that?"
"No."
"What is that? Don't tell me it's a hundred thousand whys."
"It's...beep...magazine."
"!!!"
"You, a monk, look at that!?"
"I am a lay disciple."
"...Forget it, let me ask you a question that all the other recruits have asked you. What type of girls do you like?"
"I don't have any idea about girls."
"(｀Δ′) I'm so mad, you wouldn't..."
"I prefer women who are intellectual, mature, and tolerant...it would be even better if they have had a partner before."
Lin Qiye and his companions who were sprinting at full speed stopped.
Baili Pangpang: ?(??? ?)?
Lin Qiye: (??? ????) Lie down! !
Hughie: (??? ????) Shit!!
"Thief Cao!?"
The instructor who was asking the question fell into deep thought for a moment, and his brain CPU was slightly overloaded.
"When did this start happening to you?"
“When I first came to the temple, I met the most important teacher in my life…”
"Hashidou Madai!! You mean the Zen master in your temple, right?"
At Jiuhua Mountain, Master Jinchan, who was meditating, suddenly felt a chill on his back.
"What's going on? Could it be that an alien god has come... Why am I so uneasy?"
the other side.
"Not really. My mentor is with someone else. I remember when we first met, he gave me a copy of a...beep...magazine. Um, it was about...young...women."
"who is he!!"
At this moment, everyone's attention is focused on this. Please, I'm really curious!
Who turned an ignorant boy into a thief?
"His name is Lin..."
Ah hit——
Just as Cao Yuan was about to say the man's name, he fainted somehow.
Enemy attack! !
Hong Hao, who was listening with relish while sitting with his legs crossed, suddenly stood up and drew the straight knife in his hand.
"It's okay, just move on to the next person."
Yuan Gang had appeared behind him at some point, and pushed him down with a large hand with golden ripples.
"But Chief Instructor Yuan, it's very unusual that Cao Yuan fainted for no apparent reason!"
"It's nothing, he's just tired, there's no need to make a fuss, after all, it's normal for young people nowadays to fall asleep as soon as they lie down."
"But……"
When Hong Hao was about to say something, a flash of inspiration suddenly came to his mind and a bold idea appeared in his mind.
Could that instructor be... Instructor Yuan?
Will I be silenced? (Panic)
When he looked up again, Yuan Gang and Cao Yuan had already disappeared. Yes, it really was Instructor Yuan!
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
boom--! !
Yuan Gang threw Cao Yuan, who was on his shoulder, away.
"Ahem, Master Plague Doctor, there's no one here now, you can come out now."
In front of him, Lin En, who had released the "Trembling Blade", slowly appeared.
"Deputy Captain Yuan, please help me open the [No Ring Airspace] here."
Lin En's fists were already hard, he lowered his head to look at Cao Zei who was sleeping soundly...ah no, Cao Yuan.
The young man said slowly.
"Oh, let the instructor teach you what it means to respect teachers..."