Chapter 140 The Last Wish of a Family of Four 1
Gu Laoliu kept greeting people in a suicidal manner along the way. At the end, he told a story about a passing dog named Chou, who chased him for two miles and then got lost in the village. It was Dayi who went to find him.
An old lady saw them and said, "You two still have such a good relationship."
Gu Laoliu: "Yes, my wife loves me."
Dayi's mouth twitched slightly. He kicked this shameless guy, and Gu Laoliu fell into the ditch in the field, landing on his face.
Auntie: It’s too early to praise.
The day was spent in chaos with Gu Laoliu, Chang'an and Gaoyi being fed by their grandparents.
Their phones were soaked in water and became useless, but they had no idea they had become an internet celebrity.
Especially Gu Laoliu’s words, “Brother, please make me look more handsome in the photo, and it would be best if you could photoshop the photo to make me look richer.”
Then, some netizens followed his request and photoshopped his video into a bald, ugly old man with a beer belly, a big gold chain, big gold teeth, and the "wife" next to him was photoshopped to be as beautiful as a flower.
Caption: Take it, no thanks.
I just want to ask you if you are wealthy enough? Is a big gold chain as thick as a dog chain very valuable?
Some netizens even commented: "A family of four can all swim, so you don't have to worry about your wife asking, 'If your mother and I fall into the water, who will you save first? ' Because his whole family can jump in to save you."
Lao Liu is almost being played around by netizens and he doesn't even know it.
The next day, the family rode grandmother's tricycle to the town to buy a mobile phone. They always felt that the clerk's eyes looked at them strangely, especially when he looked at Gu Laoliu, he looked like he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.
He is obviously a handsome and serious man, how could he be a fool?
They bought six mobile phones, one for each family member, and they will teach their grandparents how to use smartphones when they return home.
The original owner had some savings, and could at least buy three Wuling seven-seater cars with full payment. They bought a mid-priced Huawei, and spent a total of more than 10,000 yuan.
There is no need to use a SIM card. Just use the original one. The phone is useless, but the card is still useful.
Gu Laoliu picked up his phone and quickly registered a video account. The first video he opened was a funny dubbing video of their family of four.
"Who is this dubbing artist? He's a talented person."
He handed the phone to Changan and said, "Girl, take a video of me and your mom."
Da Yi lifted her skirt and kicked Gu Laoliu again, "Get lost!"
This scene happened to be captured by a young female shop assistant who was secretly filming a video. The young lady took advantage of the traffic and the video was liked immediately after it was posted.
Changan took a video of her father with a 50:50 body proportion and returned the phone to Gu Laoliu, letting him post it however he wanted.
It didn't take much time to buy the phone. The family of four went for a stroll around their orchard as soon as they got home. The orchard was full of tangerines, navel oranges, and grapefruits, but it seemed that none of them had been sold yet.
If it’s not sold, then don’t sell it. It’s the same if you eat it first.
Then Gu Laoliu started the live broadcast. He placed his mobile phone on a stand and left it alone. Gu Laoliu took the lead in creating something in the orchard.
[Lao Liu live streaming? Why does this guy look so familiar? ]
[Doesn’t this look familiar? The one where the family of four fell into the river. ]
[The calm guy who asked his friends on the shore to take a video for him. 】
[I've also watched their video. His daughter looks about five years old, right? The child is very calm and swims towards the shore on her own with her short legs. It's so cute.]
The haters are everywhere. [They fall into the water on purpose just to sell goods. ]
[Stupid guy above, you didn't finish watching the video, did you? Do you know how much it would cost to buy back the car he scrapped? ]
[The person above knows this question. Audi Q5L costs or yuan.]
[So they deliberately copied it? Look at those oranges, are they worth 50?]
The live broadcast room was in an uproar, with the majority of people speaking for Gu Laoliu and his friends. Those keyboard warriors who were just bashing for the sake of bashing were sprayed so hard that they dared not show their heads.
The four of them were enjoying the delicious food in the orchard. The people who came to watch the live broadcast in the live broadcast room couldn’t find the shopping cart for a long time, and no one paid attention to them when they asked.
When grandma arrived at the orchard, she saw a family of four squatting on an orange tree eating oranges. There was a pile of orange shells under the tree.
"Gu Laoliu, you idiot, if you dare to step on my orange tree and break it, I will release Wangcai to bite you to death."
The four of them were startled by the shout and all slipped and fell to the ground, with Gu Laoliu becoming the scapegoat.
First the freshman in high school came down, then the freshman in college, and Chang'an was on the top. The freshman in high school is now a nine-year-old boy, sandwiched in the middle.
"Hurry up and get up for me, otherwise we'll have to have a dinner tonight," Gu Laoliu's muffled voice came from downstairs. Grandma was frightened by this sudden change, and quickly ran forward to pull them up one by one.
When Gu Laoliu got up, his face was covered with mud and he fell face first to the ground.
Seeing that they were all fine, grandma breathed a sigh of relief, "Am I a tiger? How could I scare you like this?"
There was a lot of "hahahaha" in the live broadcast room. [This is the first time I heard someone called Lao Liu. This guy deserves this name.]
[He is promoting this name, hahaha~]
[They probably wanted to sell oranges, but they didn’t put up a shopping cart.]
[You are obviously a novice. Why don’t you bring some oranges to introduce to us? You guys are eating them so delicious.]
[They may think that the orange is a sensible orange and it can hang the car by itself. ]
[It is possible that not a single one will be sold and they will eat them all. ]
……
Netizens were all worried about the shopping cart in Lao Liu's live broadcast room. Chang'an and Gao Yi were carried down the mountain by their grandmother, and Gu Laoliu hurriedly followed with his mobile phone.
The picture in the live broadcast room was shaking as if it was blurred, and netizens were getting upset again.
[Old Six, stop shaking]
[Old Six, if you keep shaking like this I'm going to think the wrong thing.]
Gu Laoliu glanced at the screen casually and said, "I didn't mean to shake, it's my hands that are shaking."
【Have you separated yourself from your hands? 】
【He has his own ideas.】
[Why does this place look so familiar? ]
[The guy upstairs, how can he not be familiar? He is Lao Liu from our village. ]
[Everyone, I'll go back and help Lao Liu hook up the car. ]
A group of netizens were building a building below, asking him to go quickly. There were always fan light boards floating in the live broadcast room, and the number of fans exceeded 10,000 in one hour.
Gu Laoliu’s live broadcast room was captured by big data and then put into the traffic pool. The number of people watching the live broadcast exceeded 30,000 in a short while.
Chang'an was carried down the mountain by her grandmother and then put down, letting her and Gaoyi play by themselves. "There are a lot of mosquitoes on the mountain, so you just play here and can't go play in the water."
The two nodded obediently and watched their grandmother walk away. Chang'an looked towards the stream beside them and saw a domineering little crab.
Then the family of four went to the creek to fish again, and the cell phone was thrown aside again.
【Guess how many seconds it will take for grandma to reach the battlefield? 】
【I saw my grandma coming with bamboo. 】
That’s right, he was caught by his grandmother again. “Gu Laoliu, you really are so annoying that you can’t play with anything else. Why do you have to take them to play in the water?”
"Mom, mom, you hit the wrong person. It wasn't me, it was my daughter who took us to play in the water. You hit the wrong person." Gu Liu jumped on the spot after being beaten, and then he tried to blame others while walking.
(Off topic: Sorry for the late update, my dears. I went to the hospital to check my injured leg today and came back a little late.)