Chapter 118 Meeting the Vice President of Tianxuan College

Chapter 118 Meeting the Vice President of Tianxuan College

"Master, is it so direct?" Zhao Yunlong was speechless.

Wang Ergou curled his lips and said, "What I said is also true! You look like a bandit with your big bald head. If I force you to go to Tianxuan College, I'm afraid it will affect the overall image of Tianxuan College."

Zhao Yunlong: “…”

Zhao Yunlong was afraid that he would be hurt further, so he simply chose to change the subject.

He picked up the big bag of spirit stones and handed it to Wang Ergou, saying seriously, "Master, I don't know what you are going to do, but I will follow you and serve you forever."

Zhao Yunlong suddenly knelt on his knees when he said this: "Master, I, Zhao Yunlong, have never been valued so much in my life. You are the first person who wants to pull me out of the bottomless abyss. I will not leave you. Please let me follow you, because if I leave you, I will have nowhere to go. If it doesn't work, I can only go back to Qingfeng Village."

“Hey…” Wang Ergou shook his head: “No, even if I ask you to go back to Qingfeng Village, I can’t take you with me! This time I’m going to fight someone to the death. You are the only one in your Zhao family. If you go, your family may be extinct.”

"Ah?" Zhao Yunlong frowned. "What is the connection between Master and my Zhao family?"

"A little, but not much!" Wang Ergou slowly looked towards the cave entrance: "More than three thousand years ago, I fought against monsters in the Monster Domain with your ancestor. I watched him die in the monster's mouth."

"More than three thousand years ago?" Zhao Yunlong's eyes widened.

He thought that Wang Ergou's reputation as a ghost doctor was impressive, and his skills must be extraordinary, but he never expected that he was actually an old monster who had lived for more than three thousand years.

"Yeah!" Wang Ergou nodded.

"So Master, is he going to fight with any enemy this time?" Zhao Yunlong asked.

"That's right!" Wang Ergou nodded again: "A man with a deep blood feud. I have been looking for him for more than 30 years. This time I finally have some clues."

"Master, please take me with you!" Zhao Yunlong pleaded, "I know I can't help you in a fight between masters like you, but I can always help you and serve you tea and water!"

"I'm here to fight to the death!" Wang Ergou said with disdain: "In a life-and-death battle, do you think there's a halftime break? Who asked you to serve tea and water?"

Zhao Yunlong: “…”

He suddenly felt that he had nothing to communicate with this master.

"Anyway, I want to follow my master!" There was no point in trying to persuade him, Zhao Yunlong just went for it.

"Aren't you afraid of death?" Wang Ergou narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhao Yunlong: "I am going there with the determination to die."

"I don't know how many times I've died." Zhao Yunlong said with a wry smile: "With my life experience, there is nothing to be nostalgic about. Maybe dying early and reincarnating early is also a good choice for me!"

"Hey..." Wang Ergou sighed: "Okay, let's go!"

Wang Ergou put the big bag of spirit stones back into the storage ring: "Prove the Dao, let's go!"

Just like that, Wang Ergou took Zhengdao and Zhao Yunlong, and the two of them and the dog headed towards the outskirts of the demon realm.

At the same time, Ye Fei, Xiao San and Ding Dashan followed Xuan Feng and went straight into the depths of the demon realm.

An hour later, Xuanfeng brought Ye Fei and his two senior sisters and brothers to the foot of a cliff.

Xuanfeng finally stopped here. He was seen standing at the foot of the cliff. He changed several hand seals with his hands facing the stone wall, and then suddenly pointed at the cliff.

"Oh!"

A golden ball of light hit the cliff, and then a ball of golden light spread out in all directions on the cliff like water waves.

Soon, the three of them saw the scenery in front of them suddenly begin to blur and distort.

In just a blink of an eye, the cliff in front of him disappeared, and in its place was a magnificent palace and a stone staircase leading to the palace.

There are at least hundreds of stone steps leading to the palace, and at the end of the steps is the palace that seems to be above the clouds.

"What the hell..." Ye Fei was stunned for a moment.

"Wow, how come there is such a beautiful palace here?" Ding Dashan was also stunned.

"You guys go upstairs, our vice-president is waiting for you!" Xuanfeng stretched out his hand to the three people.

The three of them nodded together.

Immediately afterwards, Xuanfeng suddenly disappeared without any warning.

"Let's go!" Xiao San said in a low voice.

However, Ye Fei and Ding Dashan were still standing in front of the stone steps in a daze.

"Let's go!" Xiao San patted Ye Fei and Ding Dashan on the forehead and said, "Look at how ignorant you are."

"Senior Sister, how come there is such a beautiful palace here?" Ye Fei asked.

"It's a trick, specially used to scare little people like you who have never seen the world." Xiao San curled his lips and said, "You just need to remember that everything here is illusory, all fake, and only the people you see above are real!"

"Oh..." Ye Fei nodded, not quite understanding.

Then, the three of them walked along the stone steps towards the palace at the end of the steps.

After a while, they finally climbed to the end of the stone steps, crossed an empty square, and came to the main hall.

However, the door of the hall was closed, and an old Taoist priest holding a whisk stood at the door blocking their way.

The old Taoist narrowed his eyes slightly, first looked at Ye Fei and Ding Dashan for a few times, and then muttered in front of the three of them: "Humph, the vice-president is really something, why is he stuffing all kinds of people into Tianxuan College? I wonder whose connections he has!"

After that, he said to the three people with disdain in a cold voice: "According to the regulations of this academy, newcomers of Tianxuan College need to answer a few questions before they can enter the hall to meet the dean. Only after passing the dean's interview can they officially become students of Tianxuan College!"

Xiao San clasped his hands together and bowed to the old Taoist priest: "Excuse me, senior!"

"Ahem..." The old Taoist coughed twice, and suddenly said with a look of disdain: "Ask... The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, I wonder if it is frost on the ground, I look up at the moon... What is the last line of this poem?"

There is a reason why he is so disdainful.

He has asked this question to no less than one million freshmen of Tianxuan Academy throughout the ages, but unfortunately, no one has been able to answer it so far.

Sure enough, this time, when he asked this question, the expressions of Xiao San, Ye Fei, and Ding Dashan did not exceed his expectations, because the three of them were still exactly the same as the freshmen before, and they were all dumbfounded on the spot.

Especially Ye Fei, at this moment, his eyes almost fell out of the ground in shock.

Damn, how could Li Bai’s poems appear here?

Did Li Bai ascend to become an immortal?

impossible!

Oh shit, that’s right… Could it be that there are fellow villagers from Earth here?

This possibility does not seem to be impossible!

Since I can travel through time, why can't anyone else on Earth travel through time?

Definitely is!

This is great. I didn’t expect that there is a fellow Earthling from my hometown in Tianxuan College.

If I could find a fellow from Earth here, we would have so much in common and I would never be lonely again.

At this moment, Ye Fei was extremely excited.

"Huh, you can't answer any of them?" The old Taoist curled his lips in disdain.

It was normal for him not to be able to answer.

"Dashan, have you heard of this poem?" Xiao San looked at Ding Dashan hurriedly, asking for help: "Do you know what the last sentence is?"

Ding Dashan spread his hands and said, "My family has been hunters for generations. How could I learn poetry?"

"What about you?" Xiao San looked at Ye Fei again.

"Sister, why don't you ask him?" Ding Dashan said with disdain: "He can't even read two characters, so he definitely doesn't know!"

"That's right!" Xiao San nodded and immediately looked at the old Taoist priest who was blocking the door: "Senior, can I ask you another question?"

"No!" The old Taoist shook his head: "If you can't answer, just go through the side door!" The old Taoist pointed to the side door of the hall not far away.

"Ah?" Xiao San and Ding Dashan were stunned for a moment.

At this moment, Ye Fei suddenly grabbed Xiao San's wrist, pulled her behind him, and whispered: "Senior sister, don't be afraid, I understand this, don't worry, I'm here!"

"Do you understand?" Xiao San and Ding Dashan both looked disdainful.

Then, Ye Fei took a step forward and said to the old Taoist priest in a loud and arrogant voice: "The last sentence of this poem is, bow your head and think of your hometown!"

Haha, my fellow countryman, if you want to publish the "Song of the Wine" for grade eight, I may not be able to remember it all, but do you think you can stump me with poems within grade six of elementary school?

If you can do it, you can be a seventh grader...

Just when Ye Fei was feeling proud, the old Taoist priest suddenly said in a cold voice: "Wrong answer!"

Ye Fei: “…”

What the hell...

At the same time, Xiao San and Ding Dashan both looked disgusted.

"Senior brother, you can't even read a word, so don't show off." Ding Dashan said contemptuously.

Ye Fei looked at the old Taoist priest in bewilderment: "Old man, this is impossible, how can it be wrong?"

The old Taoist replied coldly: "If you are wrong, you are wrong!"

Ye Fei was very unconvinced and shouted at the old Taoist priest: "Old man, since you said that my answer was wrong, then tell me, what is the next sentence of 'Look up at the bright moon'?"

What the hell!

When I look up at the bright moon, what else could the next sentence be other than looking down and thinking of my hometown?

"Thirteen!" Xiao San stood behind Ye Fei, gently tugged at the corner of his clothes, and whispered in his ear: "Keep a low profile, we are here to see the vice president of Tianxuan College. How many people want to see him but don't have the chance. Speak politely. Even if you are angry, we can still endure it. Do you understand?"

"Oh!" Ye Fei curled his lips, and immediately clasped his hands together and said politely to the old Taoist priest: "Senior, since you said that my answer was wrong, please teach me and tell me the correct answer!"

Damn it, I want to see what you can come up with.

The old Taoist curled his lips proudly and said, "Listen carefully, the next sentence is, Imperial Jade Liquor!"

Ye Fei: “…”

Damn it!

The next sentence after looking up at the bright moon is "Palace Jade Liquor"?

Damn, my fellow villager was taught Chinese by the school cleaning lady, right?

Just as Ye Fei was thinking about this, the old Taoist priest asked again: "Palace Jade Liquor, what's the next sentence?"

Ye Fei became excited instantly, and he answered without hesitation: "Palace Jade Liquor, one hundred and eighty per cup!"

This time it won’t be wrong, right?

Old Taoist priest: “Wrong!”

Ye Fei: “…”

Wrong again?

Ye Fei's temper flared up again. He felt that he was being played by the old man. "Hey, old man, are you kidding us? Palace Jade Liquor, what else can it be if not 180 yuan per cup?"

A fire was already rising in Ye Fei's heart.

He is now certain that there are definitely fellow Earthlings from his country at Tianxuan College.

This question in the poem clearly shows that his fellow villager is looking for a time traveler like him who also came from Earth in this world.

He really wanted to meet this fellow villager as soon as possible, so he was already a little impatient with the old Taoist priest.

However, what he never expected was that the old Taoist priest said: "The next sentence is, hoeing the field at noon!"

"What?" Ye Fei's eyes almost popped out in shock.

What the hell...

Palace jade wine, hoeing the field at noon?

You said to die or not...

My fellow countrymen, even if you want to use these poems and internet buzzwords on Earth to find your fellow countrymen in this world, there is no need to make such a magical alteration of the classic poems and songs passed down by our ancestors, right?

"Haha, you are so stupid. You got such a simple question wrong again!" At this moment, the old Taoist curled his lips at Ye Fei with disdain: "Boy, I will give you one last chance. If you get it wrong again, you three will not have the chance to see our vice president. Let me ask you again... What is the next sentence of "hoeing the field at noon"? "

"Fuck you, Dangwu!" As soon as the old Taoist priest finished speaking, Ye Fei cursed angrily, suddenly raised his leg and kicked the old Taoist priest in the crotch.

"Ah..." The old Taoist priest let out a scream and immediately squatted down, covering his crotch.

"Damn it, I've tolerated you for a long time!" Ye Fei stepped forward and started kicking the old Taoist priest lying on the ground, kicking and cursing at the same time.

"Old man, don't think I don't know you are playing tricks on me..."

"Just tell the truth, who taught you all this..."

"Tell me, where is my fellow villager!"

"Fuck..."

"I'll let you look up at the bright moon and drink the royal wine!"

"I'll make you drink the royal wine while you hoe your fields in the middle of the day!"

"I'm drinking Imperial Jade Liquor. Fuck your uncle. Fuck your ancestors..."