Chapter 116 My family is quite big
"welcome--"
After noticing someone coming in, Wen Qimo quickly stood up and blocked Lin En at the door, and at the same time waved his hand behind his back to signal several people to quickly hide Hongying's spear. He knew in his heart that if others saw these sharpened cold weapons, it might cause unnecessary trouble and misunderstanding.
After all, this is not the ancient Jianghu, but a modern city. In this society ruled by law, carrying dangerous weapons is illegal. If you are discovered by the police or others, it will be a bit troublesome.
Thinking of this, Wen Qimo couldn't help but sigh.
I'm such a clever little guy!
"That I am..."
"Hey! Let me guess..." Wen Qimo interrupted Lin En and took a closer look at his clothes. "Casual short-sleeved overalls, sports sneakers, and a Polaroid camera."
He looked behind Lynn again.
"Peppa Pig suitcase!"
"I see!"
"You're here to take a shit!"
Lynn: ………
“Don’t be so shy,” Wen Qimo said as he put Lin En’s suitcase aside. “A high school student who is traveling alone in a strange city suddenly needs to go to the bathroom but can’t find one. It’s normal for him to come in and use the restroom when he sees the office sign.”
"I understand, I understand. Go ahead and turn left..."
"Ah!!!" (scream)
Wen Qimo was knocked away by Hongying's punch like a kite with a broken string.
"I'm really sorry, that person has a mental problem. I'm Hongying from the Peace Office. What can I do for you?"
"Uh... I'm here to poop."
"........."
Time passed quickly, and before he knew it, Lin En had successfully infiltrated the firm.
"Hey, it's your turn, brother Lynn! Truth or Dare?"
"Well, tell me the truth!"
"Very good, then let's look at the question!" Wen Qimo held up a small card, "Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend?"
At the counter, Si Xiaonan leaned out when he heard this question. After all, who isn’t curious about adolescent boys?
"Um……"
Lin En touched his head, pretending to be very hesitant, and a rare little boyish expression appeared on his face.
"Oh, you're shy!" Wen Qimo began to exude a mean aura again.
Click click click——
In the corner, Leng Xuan took out his camera to record this beautiful scene.
"Is there really such a thing, Brother Lin En?" Hongying slowly approached with an expression that said "I understand."
"In this world, no."
Being an honest child, Lynn definitely told the truth.
"oh--!"
Wen Qimo understood instantly, "There are no girlfriends in this world, but the two-dimensional world is full of wives, right!"
"Brother Lin, don't be fooled by those false things!"
Hongying patted his shoulder, looking disappointed.
Si Xiaonan silently retracted his head.
.........
"Okay, it's Hongying's turn next!"
"I choose the big dare!" Hongying took the lead, and a trace of regret flashed across Wen Qimo's face.
"Let me see, the content of the big dare is to wash your hair upside down."
Si Xiaonan stuck his head out again, his eyes shining.
"Sister Hongying, wash your hair while standing upside down!"
At the counter, Chen Muye and Wu Xiangnan also put down their work. Please! This is Hongying washing her hair upside down. Maybe she won't encounter this in the next few decades!
Leng Xuan silently took out a few rolls of film.
Lin En: Watch the show and eat melons!
"Okay, okay, you all want to see me wash your hair upside down, right?" Hongying was obviously a little angry, and even changed her self-reference from "this lady" to "this lady".
"Then you just watch!"
She said loudly, then slowly squatted down, supported herself on the ground with her hands, pushed her legs upward with force, and stood upside down.
Her movements were very skillful, as if she had practiced them countless times. While doing a handstand, she did not forget to show off to Lin En and the others.
"How is it? I'm awesome, right?"
However, just as she was about to use shampoo, an accident happened. Due to excessive force, Hongying's body suddenly lost balance and fell heavily to the ground.
She cried out, covered her butt and stood up with an embarrassed look on her face.
“??(???*)Hahahahahahaha…I can’t take it anymore. My stomach is choking! Hongying, you’re really making me cry!”
Wen Qimo held his abdomen tightly.
"Puff-"
Zhao Kongcheng and others were trying very hard to hold back their laughter, for fear that their saliva would spurt out.
At this moment, Hongying's face suddenly turned red as if a basin of hot oil had been poured on it. She stood up in a panic and rushed to the bathroom like a whirlwind, as if that was her only refuge.
Before rushing into the bathroom, she did not forget to glare at Wen Qimo fiercely, her eyes full of anger.
.........
sunset.
The afterglow of the setting sun shines through the windowsill of the office.
“Ah, mmm—” Wen Qimo stretched and saw that the office’s clock hand had already reached the bottom.
"It's already six o'clock, no one has arrived yet?"
"Who's coming?" Lin En pretended not to know, wanting to see their reactions.
"Yeah...that's it..."
Seeing him hesitate, Zhao Kongcheng stood up and walked to Lin En, whispering.
"It's the people above!"
“Ah!? Are you…” Lin En looked frightened, as if he was an ignorant young man who knew some underworld secret.
"Yes, we are!"
Wen Qimo also walked to Lin En's side, with a black stick in his hand.
"Wow! I'm so scared!"
Lin En has already figured out how to write about these two people in the performance notebook.
"Ahem, that's enough!"
Hongying, who was standing by, also noticed that the atmosphere was not right, so...
"Snapped--!"
"No, Hongying, why did you slap me in the face?"
"Look how scared you guys made Brother Lin! Also, I'm very upset!"
"Don't listen to them. We are just waiting for someone to do a performance review... (blah blah)..."
"........."
"Is it so late?" It was time for Lin En to leave. As for exposing his identity? Hehe, no rush!
"Wait, it's six o'clock!"
It seems that Lynn’s accommodation problem has not been solved yet, and this time it is not at public expense!
"Humph, (｀へ′) Ye Fan, you stingy old man!"
Ye Fan: Would this be the case if someone didn’t always travel at public expense?
Pay for it yourself? Come on, he's Lynn.
"Bang bang——"
At this time, Lynn opened Peppa Pig's suitcase and skillfully spread the blanket on the sofa in the office.
"Well...I seem to be homeless."
.........
After listening to the reasons Lynn made up.
"How about... you come to my house, it's pretty big!"
Just then, Hongying poked her head out of the bathroom and said in a low voice.
"That's so embarrassing!"
Lynn said as she put the quilt into Paige's suitcase.
Wen Qimo: Not for any reason!
"Hongying, I am also homeless."