Chapter 92 Wow, the explosion rate is really high
If you asked for gold coins from black-salted eggs in the past, you might have said it in a joking tone.
But this time, Li Chengfeng really wanted to make Nick Fury bleed.
Not to mention that the Terrigen crystal that he asked Bruce Wayne to buy cost a lot of money.
Now, as the number of members of the Star Team increases, the large flat that was initially allocated to Li Chengfeng is no longer enough to accommodate him...
the most important is……
Now there are Thor and Hulk!
The destructive power of these two guys is extraordinary. Although the large flat is spacious, there are still neighbors upstairs and downstairs.
The green fat guy really made a fuss, but no one could guarantee that they could control him without destroying the facilities in the house.
Li Chengfeng felt that a residence of at least the same standard as Professor Xavier's Manor would be enough for these two reckless men to deal with the trouble, right?
As for living separately?
Li Chengfeng never thought about it.
They are not those loose alliances of superheroes, but a serious FBI team. To put it more generally, they are alternative soldiers who do not wear military uniforms, so it is reasonable for them to live together.
Coulson's side has everyone living together in the Airbus, but that's based on the premise that there are no violent and reckless superpower users.
Li Chengfeng expressed his concern about the residence seriously, and Nick Fury stopped complaining and started to think seriously.
Of course, the FBI owns a lot of real estate, most of which were confiscated after super criminals were arrested.
The big manor really has...
But it is located next to the Panama Canal.
Nick Fury glanced out the window and suddenly slapped his big black head.
"That's right! We can move there!"
"Fuck, where is that? Is it the one in 'don't lick that dirty place'? Can you explain it clearly? You deserve to be kicked to death by a donkey for being so vague."
"You've been getting more and more irritable lately. In the past, you could still talk to me in circles..."
"Nonsense, I've been working here for so long, who would still pretend to be innocent with you? You're a thousand-year-old fox, why would I play Liao Zhai with you?"
"Ahem, let's get back to the topic." Nick Fury was a little embarrassed. "Although Washington DC is where the headquarters is located, there is a branch in Washington."
After hearing this, Li Chengfeng basically understood it.
"Shouldn't you finish what you're saying? This is a branch that's basically in name only, right?"
"That's right. Although the headquarters says that it only manages the branches, it does not directly handle specific incidents in each region. But over the years, the headquarters has actually assumed the responsibilities of the original Washington branch, so that the spare personnel can be sent to other branches."
Nick Fury nodded and continued to say to Li Chengfeng:
"The Washington branch has been basically abandoned since about ten years ago, but we have been sending people to clean and maintain the facilities regularly."
"A branch base has everything from living accommodation to training grounds, from offices to scientific research laboratories. It is basically a smaller version of the headquarters base."
"And most importantly..."
“The branch can order takeout.”
Li Chengfeng was still considering it, but after hearing Nick Fury's last words, he made the decision without hesitation.
"This is it!"
God shows mercy!
The FBI cafeteria was unpalatable.
Who the hell can handle eating fat-reducing or muscle-building meals every day?
Li Chengfeng would rather order takeout of so-called junk food!
I didn’t expect that this time the stingy old Nick Fury would really deliver!
Wow, the drop rate is really high (Jackie Chan face)
So the Star Team decided to move their base to the Washington branch, and the Coulson Team also moved there with them.
It is not a long-term solution for Coulson's team to live on the Airbus. They still need a fixed base.
Li Chengfeng thought there was nothing wrong with it.
He still likes Coulson's team very much.
In the entire FBI, apart from Nick Fury, Li Chengfeng probably has the closest relationship with Coulson.
That’s because they faced the big guy from Kansas together!
"The gold coin..."
"Have you some shame? You got an entire branch base for free, and you still have the nerve to ask for money?"
When Nick Fury sees Li Chengfeng's face now, he will think of how he and Tony Stark teamed up to destroy the weapon system on the flying aircraft carrier, and then he will think of the countless swords that were wasted.
Give you money back! ?
Nick Fury was very magnanimous for not stabbing you twice more!
Li Chengfeng perfectly illustrates what it means "When things are going well, I want to kiss him hard twice, and when things are going badly, I want to shoot him hard twice."
The leader loves and hates him, but his position is as stable as an old dog.
This is a technical job.
Hulk finally came out of his state of eating at the desk.
Not full.
Yes, it was eaten up.
"Lee! Hulk is still hungry!"
Hulk said as he sat up from the couch.
After the force of lifting it up, the whole sofa finally couldn't bear the weight and went from being shaky to being completely scrapped...
Hulk almost turned the sofa into a mattress.
It was so flat, and there was a huge butt print on it.
Nick Fury finally couldn't bear it anymore when he saw the leather sofa he spent a lot of money on was destroyed by Hulk's green butt.
"Li Chengfeng! Hurry up and get the hell out of here with your big green bucket!"
……
For Li Chengfeng and his family, moving to a new home was not a difficult task.
It's nothing more than opening the portal and making a few more trips.
Two days later, after all the occupied branches were liberated, Team Star fell into a long period of idleness.
After all, 60% of the terrible things happening in America are caused by Hydra or forces affiliated with Hydra.
This time, the FBI directly destroyed Hydra's effective forces. It would take Hydra a hundred years to recover to its current state.
However, having nothing to do only refers to going out on missions every day and fighting with super criminals.
Li Chengfeng has recently been conducting joint consultations with the FBI's telepaths on "Winter Soldier" Bucky Barnes, "Red Hulk" and Air Force Lieutenant General Thaddeus Ross, and Bruce Banner.
At this time, Li Chengfeng had a new understanding of Hydra's hypnosis technology on the Winter Soldier.
These scumbags aren't completely useless.
Telepaths can restore the memories of brainwashed people, but they are unable to eliminate Hydra's hypnosis on the Winter Soldier.
Even if all their memories were erased, as long as the hypnotic activation command was read out, they would still transform into the most loyal Winter Soldier.
A group of powerful people who could brainwash the entire planet suffered a Waterloo. Their faces looked as ugly as those of black guys seeing cotton and watermelon.
What Li Chengfeng didn't expect was that the solution to this problem was...
It’s the FBI’s first psychotherapist (self-proclaimed) Harley Quinn.
"How difficult is this? Isn't it just creating an abnormal personality through extreme behavior, and then activating the abnormal personality through muscle memory and certain behaviors or events that serve as 'keys'?"
Harley Quinn blinked.
"It's not that this is unrelated to what the Joker did to me. It's that this is exactly the same."