Chapter 79 I brought my own bowls and chopsticks. Should I start eating right away or should I wait

Chapter 79 I brought my own bowls and chopsticks. Should I start eating right away or should I wait

It was drizzling and there was a thin mist in the air.

On the street, a man in a dark robe sat on the side of the road, legs crossed, setting up a stall.

Just as he picked up the wine jug on the ground and poured it into his mouth, a man suddenly jumped out from beside him and looked at him excitedly, "Are you the one selling pornographic books?"

Mei Xiaoyun:?

He almost choked on his wine. He turned his head and looked at Song Zhexia carefully. "You are a young woman...you like pornographic books?"

Song Zhexia buried her face shyly, "It's actually okay."

"I've only looked at a dozen boxes."

Mei Xiaoyun: "..."

Even a pervert like him thought it was perverted.

On the other side of the street, the sound transmission note on Hao Nan's sleeve was slightly hot, and a young man's faint voice came, "Where is it?"

Hao Nan closed his eyes and said solemnly, "She is buying pornographic books."

"..."

After walking through a narrow alley, Mei Xiaoyun led Song Zhexia to her small shop and looked at her suspiciously, "You are so young and you come here to buy pornographic books. Do you have a husband to accompany you?"

"Yes." Song Zhexia said straightforwardly.

"Then why didn't he accompany you?"

Song Zhexia smiled shyly: "He is my lover, he doesn't have time to accompany me today."

Mei Xiaoyun:?

Hao Nan: “…”

If his Highness heard this, he would probably lose his temper on the spot.

The light in the store was very dim. Song Zhexia tilted his head and searched carefully for a long time, but found that there was nothing else except perverted goods.

"Turtle." The corners of her mouth twitched, and she asked uncertainly, "Are you sure there are such high-end things in this perverted shop?"

【certainly. 】

Turtle said seriously: [Don’t be fooled by his appearance of being a pervert…]

【He is actually more perverted than you think. 】

"..."

Song Zhexia was tired of searching, so he simply laid down on the table and said directly: "Actually, I came here today for the high-level spirit beast incubation fluid..."

She winked at Mei Xiaoyun and asked in a cute way, "Do you have any here?"

Hearing her question, Mei Xiaoyun paused for a moment, then a mysterious smile appeared on his lips, "So it's you, fellow Taoist."

He turned around and took out a small bottle of golden spirit beast incubation liquid from the cabinet in front of Song Zhexia, and said, "Five hundred thousand spirit stones."

"Five hundred thousand for such a small bottle?!" Song Zhexia almost lost his balance.

Why don't you go rob?!

"Fellow Daoist, you don't understand this." Mei Xiaoyun said, "As the saying goes, quality equals price. The high-level spirit beast incubation fluid of our Mianxu Sect is recognized as pure natural and harmless. The spirit beasts hatched can perform backflips on the spot!"

Song Zhexia: “…”

Why does this person look more like a liar than me?

"Fellow Daoist, it's fate that brings us together." Song Zhexia's eyelashes curved as he suggested, "This price is really too expensive. How about we both make concessions? I'll lower my requirements and you'll give me a discount?"

"Discount?" Mei Xiaoyun propped up his chin and looked at her, "What do you say?"

Song Zhexia rubbed her hands together and said, "I don't want the spirit beast to perform a trick, so I'll just give it a few zeros, five hundred taels."

Mei Xiaoyun:?

Is this a fucking discount?

This is a fracture!

Mei Xiaoyun had a dark face and didn't say anything, so Song Zhexia secretly pinched her thigh and said with red eyes: "Actually..."

She choked up, "My lover, he ran away with all my money."

Turtle: [……]

Hao Nan: “…”

He was afraid that Wei Jinyou would hear more, so he quickly turned off the sound transmission note.

Omg.

Hao Nan closed his eyes deeply.

What on earth did his Highness fall in love with?

"What?" Mei Xiaoyun angrily slammed the table and said, "How can there be such a heartless man in this world?!"

Song Zhexia couldn't stop nodding, tears falling on the table, "Oh, so can you give me a cheaper price, a friendly price?"

Mei Xiaoyun handed her a handkerchief, held his chin with one hand and thought for a while, then said, "It's not impossible..."

"But," he said, "you have to do me a favor."

"What help?" Song Zhexia asked curiously.

Mei Xiaoyun smiled mysteriously, "Let me ask you a question."

"Do you know who owns Kuihuo City?"

Song Zhexia: "Who?"

Mei Xiaoyun didn't answer. The bracelet on his wrist emitted a bright golden light, which soon illuminated the entire room.

He pulled back the wall cloth behind him, his cheeks quickly flushed, and he asked embarrassedly, "Did you see it?"

Song Zhexia stood there in a daze, his expression as if petrified.

In front of me, a large area of ​​gray and white wall was covered with posters.

The person on the poster had an all-too-familiar stinky face, eyes like cold stars, a high and straight nose, and a cold and dull expression that made him look cold and lustful.

Song Zhexia closed his eyes.

Who else could this person be but Wei Jinyou?

The huge room was silent for three seconds, and even Guigui was almost frightened to the point of having leg cramps.

He, Mei Xiaoyun.

A slightly fat middle-aged man was covering his red face and said shyly: "To be honest, my dream lover is Your Highness~"

Song Zhexia: “…”

How terrible.

Mei Xiaoyun hesitated for a while and said to her, "Your Highness, do you like pure lust style, gentleman style, or cute style?"

Song Zhexia: “…”

Anyway, it’s not you who has epilepsy.

Song Zhexia laughed dryly twice and asked directly: "Daoyou, what exactly is the request you are talking about..."

Mei Xiaoyun: "I want your Highness's pants."

He held his cheeks and said intoxicatedly, "When I think about your Highness's pants being placed beside my bed and sleeping with me day and night, I feel so romantic and fulfilled."

Song Zhexia: “…”

Awesome, she’s really going to call the police.

How did Niema, who is so perverted, become the elder of Mianxu Sect? !

Turtle: [Host, don't get excited. ]

[In fact, in terms of the degree of perversion, the two of you are not much different. ]

Song Zhexia:?

...

When Song Zhexia came out of Mei Xiaosheng's shop, the smile on her face had completely disappeared and her head was buzzing.

She couldn't imagine that a pure and beautiful girl like her would actually steal the pants of that old bastard Wei Jinyou?

Song Zhexia was thinking. When she passed the street corner, she found that there were many people in front of her. She raised her eyebrows and looked over. "What's going on?"

Turtle: [The people from Yuxiao Pavilion have found Bai Zhiyuan. ]

"Oh."

On the other side of the street corner, a luxuriously decorated carriage passed by. As if it had sensed something, a well-knotted hand lifted a corner of the curtain and looked out.

In the middle of the crowd, a pretty girl was hugging Bai Zhiyuan, crying sadly: "Brother! Brother, what's wrong with you?!"

The Yuxiao Pavilion disciples around were all wiping away tears in sorrow. Seeing this, Song Zhexia pinched her own leg hard, and an alluring blush suddenly appeared at the corners of her eyes.

She squeezed into the crowd and asked with concern: "What happened?"

[Okay, I brought my own bowl and chopsticks, should we start eating right away or should we wait in line to cry?]

When Song Zhexia saw the dying Bai Zhiyuan, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and let out a long sigh, "Oh my God, who is so cruel to hurt this young master like this?!"

[Meahahaha, of course it’s me, you’re lucky you’re not dead hahaha! ]

Wei Jinyou: “…”