Chapter 63 Liu Xing's version of Dou E (3)
"Alright! Stop studying for now! Don't talk while eating or sleeping! Eat first, and after dinner, why don't you just give Liu Xing a few history questions?"
"After all, he only scored high in history!"
"Yes! You can test me!"
………………
After meal
Liu Xing sat alone on one side of the table, and the rest of the family sat on the other side! Then my mother spoke!
"Alright! Listen up, Liu Xing! Each of the five of us will give you a question! If you can't answer it, you must admit your crime and accept the punishment!"
Liu Xing suddenly interrupted at this time!
"What punishment!"
Ye Long explained!
"Just like before, apologize to the teacher first! Then the previous punishment time will be doubled!"
Liu Xing: "That's right, what am I admitting?"
Mom: "Hey! You're still being stubborn!"
Liu Xing: "Okay! Okay! Okay! Isn't it okay if I agree?"
Liu Xing: "What if I can answer all of them?"
Dad: "You don't have to answer all the questions. If you answer one question, you pass!"
Liu Xing: "As long as I can answer one question, it will prove that you have wronged me. You should be prepared to compensate me for my mental damage!"
Mom: "Well, if you can answer it, I will bear the responsibility to compensate you for your mental loss!"
"I just did! I just drank the whole pot of spicy crab soup in one gulp!"
Liu Xing: "Okay! You have to keep your word!"
Dad: "Go! I don't agree. I thought that in a harmonious family like ours...:"
Mom pulled Dad and whispered!
"Don't worry! He can't answer it!"
Dad: "Come on! Xiaoyu, you go first!"
When Xiaoyu heard that he was asked to go first, he looked at Liu Xing with a naughty look, rolled his two little eyes, slapped his forehead and said!
"Oh! I figured it out!"
"Ahem! Liu Xing, please listen to the question! A rabbit and a donkey are racing. The rabbit is in front and the donkey is behind! Suddenly a big tree appears, and the rabbit goes around it! But the donkey suddenly bumps into the tree! Why do you think that is?"
After Xiaoyu finished asking the questions, everyone looked at Liu Xing. After all, the questions were too simple, and Xiaoyu was still young, so no one expected him to answer any history questions! So no one said anything?
Liu Xing looked confused and asked Xiaoyu in a not very smart way!
"What kind of question is this? This has nothing to do with history!"
Xiaoyu stabbed Liu Xing with an innocent and cute look on her face!
"How can it be related? My rabbit and donkey are from ancient times!"
Xiaoxue, who was watching the show on the side, said to Liu Xing anxiously!
"Answer me quickly! I'm so anxious! You can't even answer such a simple question!"
But seeing Liu Xing's constipated expression, Xiaoxue knew that Liu Xing really couldn't answer it! So she gave up and started asking questions!
"Okay! Now let me give you a history question!"
"Please listen to the question!"
"In which year did Qin Shi Huang unify the six kingdoms?"
When Liu Xing heard Xiaoxue ask a question about history, he didn't have to guess the brain teaser! Before he could get excited, he was stunned instantly after hearing Xiaoxue's question!
“It’s not even on the test paper!”
Xiaoxue heard Liu Xing's protest and retorted proudly!
"If I answer the questions on the test paper, wouldn't that be equivalent to revealing the questions?"
"You think I'm that stupid!"
“But~………!”
Liu Xing was about to say something when his mother interrupted him. She said to Liu Xing with a look of distrust.
"Would you please stop quibbling? You've already gotten two questions wrong!"
"Listen carefully! Mom will give you the third question! It's about history!"
“Who was Confucius’ teacher?”
Liu Xing rested his chin on his hand and began to think. After thinking for a while, he answered cautiously and uncertainly!
“Confucius’ teacher was a drill?”
Everyone looked at Liu Xing in bewilderment! Then they heard Liu Xing become more and more confident as he spoke, and even gestured!
"How can there be holes without a drill?"
Seeing Liu Xing's smug look, everyone fell on the table speechlessly! (Author: First of all, I didn't provoke any of you~!)
Seeing everyone's expressions, Liu Xing knew that he must have answered incorrectly! So he pushed his dad and said pleadingly!
"Dad! Keep it simple! Keep it simple!"
"I only have two chances left!"
Dad could only answer helplessly!
"Okay! Then I'll give you a simpler one!"
"Please tell me the story of Dou E!"
When Liu Xing heard his father asking him to tell the story of Dou E, he asked his father innocently!
"Dou E, who is Dou E? I don't know her either!"
When his father heard Liu Xing say that he didn’t know Dou E, he looked as if he had a toothache, but he still reminded him after all!
"Don't you always say every day that you are more wronged than Dou E?"
After his father's reminder, Liu Xing finally reacted!
"Oh~! I get it! Dou E is the most aggrieved woman in ancient my country, just like me!"
Ye Long, who had been sitting aside without saying a word, said to Liu Xing helplessly!
"Liu Xing, you are the only one who can make me doubt myself in all these years!"
"That's it! Don't tell me whether I'll give you a chance or not!"
"If we continue to test you this way, you will know nothing! But it's not all your fault!"
"After all, we, the Flower Growers, don't have much else but a lot of history, about 5,000 years old, not counting the ancient times of the Yanhuang period!"
"Well, you picked a time period and which period of history you are good at! I will pick a knowledge point from it to test you!"
After hearing Ye Long's words, Liu Xing chose without hesitation...
"Three Kingdoms! Brother! Ask me about the Prime Minister!"
Seeing Liu Xing's pitiful appearance, Ye Long said helplessly!
"Okay! About the Prime Minister!"
"Excuse me, when will the Prime Minister...?"