Chapter 60: Are all Asgardians not very smart?

Chapter 60: Are all Asgardians not very smart?

After Li Chengfeng opened the portal, the first person to rush through the portal and arrive inside the Fox River Prison was not the two Asgardian gods, the goddess of death Hela, and the god of trickery Loki, but King Ada.

She even hooked it in with a grappling gun.

"What the hell? A portal thing can be hooked by a grappling gun? It turns out this thing has a physical body!"

"Your teleportation magic, are you asking me?"

Ada did a light backflip and landed gracefully.

"I'm just a little surprised, that's all. What's even more surprising to me is that you seem a little eager to see me."

"To be honest, I do want to see you."

Ada's eyes showed a tender look, and then...

He stepped on Li Chengfeng's instep, and crushed it hard with hatred.

Although it didn't hurt at all for Li Chengfeng, and was even a little itchy, he still had to make things clear, right?

Why did he kick me right away?

Fortunately, Li Chengfeng no longer had shoes on his feet. The clothes and shoes issued by the prison had long been turned into ashes and dust in the ice and fire world of the two bastards, Captain Cold and Heat Wave.

If Li Chengfeng were to wear the signature sneakers he bought last month, he would be in so much pain.

Although he doesn't know much about rugby, the co-branded shoes he produced are really nice looking.

Sure enough, the only advantage of cheap things is that they are cheap.

The only disadvantage of expensive things is that they are expensive.

After hearing Li Chengfeng's long-lost witty remarks, Ada's anger inexplicably subsided.

But calming down doesn't mean there's no anger.

Ida pointed angrily at the other side of the portal.

"How dare you say that! I am a mentally stable mortal, but I was trained for a whole month by a cosmic-level war maniac who has conquered several planets!"

"Do you know what a mortal is? Living in the home of a colleague I'm flirting with, changing clothes a few times to hint at him, but he never takes the bait! And then dealing with the team management of this person who usually doesn't care about it, and finally having to handle all the complicated and numerous paperwork... Damn it! There's not even a normal person in this team who can help me share the paperwork!"

"Even though I'm in such a miserable state, I still have to train! And I'm the Asgardian goddess who shows her true strength! I only make a five-figure salary a month, and I need to do some work to save the world every day, so why do I have to sacrifice myself? With such a small amount of money, I have to save up for a long time to buy a grappling gun! What the hell am I doing!"

King Ada's fierce bombardment finally made Li Chengfeng react.

It seems... that's the situation.

When Hela proposed to "train an army from Midgard", he agreed without thinking.

He was thinking at the time that it might be a good idea to train this group of superhumans.

But I forgot that there is Ada, a relatively ordinary person...

He has never treated Harley Quinn as an ordinary person. First of all, her physical limiters seem to have been completely opened because of her mental problems.

Although it will not truly exceed the limits of the human body, the strength, speed and flexibility displayed are far beyond that of ordinary agents.

Secondly...

This woman is definitely the luckiest person in this universe. If this universe is a comic or novel universe created by some weird fan fiction author, then Harley Quinn is probably one of the absolute protagonists.

The highest authority in the entire America General Administration regards her as "the closest thing to a daughter in his life."

Bruce Wayne and Batman's certified "rare true female friend".

She is also the senior of the big guy from Kansas and a classmate of Lois Lane. When she was chatting with the big guy, it even seemed that Harley Quinn had introduced him and Lois Lane.

After understanding this experience, wouldn’t anyone say it’s awesome?

Even Black Braised Egg and White Duck Egg, two experienced old men, took a deep breath after Li Chengfeng reported Harley Quinn's latest personal information.

To put it bluntly, Harley Quinn can now directly mobilize people to conquer the world, and it is something she can do with a high probability.

"Well, it was my oversight. It was a little unreasonable to put you among these people with super powers."

"Humph! Even so, I am the warrior who has received the highest assessment score from the Asgard goddess in the past month." Ada rolled her eyes, "Just because I complain doesn't mean I'm bad."

After complaining to Li Chengfeng like this, she felt much more balanced.

Then she looked around and saw the golden-haired Xu Jinjiang with his eyes closed in the middle. She asked with some doubt:

"Who is this thing? Where is this place?"

"Oh my god, I was so busy listening to your complaints that I forgot about the important things! Ada! This is a serious mistake on your part. How could you chat with your boss and make him forget about the important things?!" Li Chengfeng deliberately put on a vicious look and glared at Ada. "Your problem is very serious. When you get home from get off work, change your hair to white hair and your boss will have a good talk with you... Also, refer to your job title when you are working!"

After saying this, this somewhat shameless man turned around and walked into the portal.

At this time, he did not bother to talk to the team members who were neatly lined up on the ground to recover their physical strength. Instead, he shouted to the sister and brother, Hela, the goddess of death, and Loki, the god of trickery:

"Those two brothers and sisters from Asgard, come here!"

"Come and see if this big golden-haired fool is from your family!"

"My goodness, he's wearing nothing but his underpants, sleeping with his butt sticking up in the deepest cell of Fox River Prison. If he had worn one more piece of clothing or one less piece of clothing, I would have thought he was a normal person!"

"So you are assuming that the Asgardians are not in their right minds?" Loki muttered as he stood up and walked to the portal. "Although I do agree with your point of view. The Asgardians, including myself, are not in their right minds."

Li Chengfeng glanced at Loki in surprise.

Wow, Loki can think rationally at this time?

This emotional stability is a bit scary!

It seems that the beating that the big guy from Kansas gave to shock his mind and worldview through his body was really effective!

"My Queen, what do you mean by what you just said?"

At this moment, Hela was wearing a battle suit with intricate patterns, which was similar to the one she wore when she just broke out of the seal, but it was obvious at first glance that this one was not a cheap one.

She walked straight towards Li Chengfeng. The dual identities of queen and goddess made this tall royal sister exude both the aura of a king and the compassion unique to a god.

Li Chengfeng felt overwhelmed by this kind of visual impact.

"What's that, you big golden-haired fool? Have you used your ability to pick up at least one person every time you go to a place again?"

"You call this ability!?" Li Chengfeng pressed his forehead and laughed bitterly, "Do you think I've thought about so many things? Isn't this a coincidence!? I've just confirmed that it's definitely an Asgardian. I have some guesses about his specific identity, but I still need Loki to confirm it."

After Li Chengfeng finished speaking, he turned around and walked back to the other end of the portal.

Hearing what Li Chengfeng said, Hela found it magical.

"My brother, isn't this place called Midgard a little too magical? How come there is another Asgardian?"

"Don't ask. The courtyard is a place that has some metaphysics to it." Loki had a familiar expression on his face. "Don't forget that even you, the eldest sister, were sealed in the courtyard by our father for no apparent reason, right?"

"That's right. To be honest, we seem to be part of this abnormal situation."

"Don't! I made a deal with the mad Titan named Thanos through careful consideration and eloquence. I invaded Midgard and he gave me manpower... that was an entire interstellar mercenary army!"

"But in the end, wasn't he easily defeated by that god on earth named Clark Kent?" Hela criticized her brother mercilessly as she walked into the portal.

"Big sister! Please don't be so harsh on me, a kid who's not even 1,500 years old!" Loki followed through the portal, "I obviously chose the wrong place to invade that time! If I had chosen Washington, Washington wouldn't work, because Li Chengfeng is there. I should have... New York! Yes! I should have chosen New York at that time!"

"You choose whatever you want!"

Li Chengfeng turned around and glared at Loki fiercely.

This wasn't the look he put on when flirting with Sister Wang, but the look he really wanted to beat her up.

If he chooses New York, Stark alone and the FBI's influence in New York will not be able to stop the Chitauri army.

but……

If it really happens, Li Chengfeng can guarantee...

He promised that Loki's head would be delivered to Odin personally.

"You, saved your life." Li Chengfeng said, patting Loki on the shoulder, "Come, come and take a look at this person. Does he look familiar to you? Does he look like your elder brother who is not related by blood but has the same brain circuit as you?"

Loki was stunned when he heard this, and ran forward quickly to check.

After seeing the face of the golden-haired Xu Jinjiang clearly, he was stunned at first, then he patted his brother's head and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha! Thor! It really is you. I didn't expect you would end up like this! My dear brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you naked? And your butt is sticking out? I heard that the people in the prison like handsome men the most."

Hela is more direct.

He stepped on Thor's butt mercilessly and walked directly to the other side to check the complicated magic circle on the ground.

To be honest, Hela was not very interested in this blood brother whom Odin had never met. She even had some natural resistance to this brother who looked very similar to Odin when he was young.

In comparison, she prefers Loki, the somewhat rebellious frost giant, as her younger brother, but this younger brother is more like Odin in every aspect.

But unexpectedly, with just this one kick, Thor groaned and then slowly woke up.

The first thing I saw was Loki.

"Loki you bastard! You actually tricked me with a letter for help!"