Chapter 58 You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!

Chapter 58 You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!

I don’t know what kind of colorful magic potion that vixen Xiaoxi gave him to drink.

Ping'er snorted when she heard that and slammed her little hands on the table.

For the mission given by the princess, I endured it!

"Lu Shiyi, come back here!" Ping'er shouted.

Seeing someone looking back, he couldn't lower his head, deliberately pinched his voice and said softly, "Come back, I have something to tell you."

Xiaoxi raised her eyes suddenly, "Shiyi, you'd better go over quickly, maybe Sister Ping'er has something urgent to say?

I'm not here to ask you for anything, I just want to get some tea, I can do it by myself."

Of course she knew why this idiot had been following her today. He just wanted to keep an eye on her for Ping'er!

Humph, just wait, if you don’t let me live well, then I won’t let you live well either!

The fool Lu Shiyi listened to Xiaoxi's words, looked at Ping'er over there, and finally made a decision.

"Okay, Ping'er, I'll be there right away." After saying that, he ran to the little maid.

Xiaoxi rolled her eyes and left.

Ping'er felt much better after hearing what he said.

Seeing that the person was staring at him blankly, he went straight into the task, "Hey, let me ask you a question. You must answer me honestly."

Lu Shiyi's eyes lit up when he heard this, fearing that if he replied too late, the little girl would be unhappy.

He hurriedly said, "Ask me, I'll tell you everything I know."

Ping'er narrowed her eyes, tiptoed to the man's ear, and whispered, "That's right, Lu Shi is an orphan like you.

And does he have someone he likes? And what does he like in his daily life? Tell me quickly..."

Lu Shiyi's grinning mouth stopped in mid-air, "Why are you asking him?"

She asked so many detailed questions. Could it be that this little girl has fallen in love with Lu Shi?

When Ping'er saw his expression change, she thought she had made a mistake by saying "orphan".

He moved away, coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Lu Shiyi pretended to be deaf and said, "What? You want to go back a little bit? Then let's go." Then he took a big step and turned around and ran.

He didn't want to talk to the little girl about other men at all, not at all!

When Ping'er reacted, there was only flying dust flying up, almost hitting her all over. Is this man so anxious to find Xiaoxi?

He raised his hands and pounced in the air a few times, blinked his eyes, stamped his feet and said anxiously: "Ah, you haven't replied to me yet, what are you doing?

I didn't tell you. How can I explain this to the princess? You are a fool who values ​​women over friendship."

"Bah, bah, bah, I'm not friends with him."

Ping'er sat down and waited for Xiaoxi to come back while cursing.

After Lu Shiyi left, he was about to go look for his master, but when he arrived, he found that only Lu Shiyi was standing outside the door.

Lu Shiyi walked into the room and found that his master was not there. He sat down on the ground with a bitter face, rubbing his feet against the ground.

The soles of those nice long black boots were almost torn by the stones on the ground.

Lu Shiyi noticed his abnormality, stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong with you? Is Heping'er making a fuss again? Or did you do something stupid to make her unhappy?"

After asking three questions in a row, although Lu Shiyi knew that he meant well, he thought about what had just happened.

He got so anxious that he jumped up and pointed at the other person, "You are the stupid one, your whole family is stupid!"

Wei Liao felt that he shouldn't have said this, so he lowered his spirit a lot, and pulled the man, crying, "I'm not

That's what I mean, Lu Shi, I'm so sad. Ping'er likes you, wow."

"Woooooooo..."

After he finished speaking, he grabbed his brother's arm, leaned his head against it, and looked like he was going to burst into tears.

Lu Shiyi was very surprised after hearing this, because he believed that this guy must have misunderstood.

Seeing that the person's snot bubbles were about to fall to the ground, he held back his nausea and pushed the person away for several meters. He frowned and said firmly, "No!"

Yes, Ping'er will never like me. Tell me what happened to Gangze and I will help you analyze it."

"Really? You didn't lie to me?" Lu Shiyi asked with tears in his eyes.

"Hmm..." Lu Shi nodded.

"Hehe, brother, you are still good to me."

"Stop crying and just tell me." Lu Shi was annoyed!

It's not decent for a man to cry.

"Oh, here's the thing... blah blah blah blah."

After listening to Lu Shiyi's description.

Lu Shi couldn't help but let out a long breath, looking at the other person as if he was an idiot.

Lu Shiyi didn't understand why he looked at him like that. "Don't look at me like that! Tell me who Ping'er likes!"

Lu Shi wanted to turn around and leave. He was suffering from spring depression, but thinking of their childhood friendship, he spoke slowly, "Ping'er doesn't like anyone, but you like Xiaoxi now?"

Lu Shi was stunned and said quickly, "Don't talk nonsense. When did I like Xiao Xi?"

"Then why did you follow Xiaoxi all day long, in front of Ping'er." Lu Shiyi knew that his brother had a small brain capacity, so he tried to persuade him patiently.

Lu Shiyi suddenly realized, "So you mean, I can't follow Xiaoxi in front of Ping'er!"

Lu Shi: I'd better leave. I can't carry you with me. I really can't carry you with me!

"Hey, don't go. You haven't finished talking yet." When Lu Shi saw the person was about to leave, he refused and went forward to pull him back.

"You followed Xiaoxi to help Ping'er share the burden, right?"

Didn’t this idiot tell him last time to stay away from Xiaoxi?

Lu Shiyi nodded frantically, my brother is so smart.

Lu Shi really couldn't continue chatting with such an idiot, so he said directly, "First, it's too obvious that you're following Xiaoxi. Ping'er mistakenly thinks you like her. Stay away from Xiaoxi in the future. Remember this!"

Secondly, he asked you about me only because the princess wanted to do so. The princess loves to hear gossip.

Third, as for you... you should just tell Ping'er that you like her. Otherwise, you two..."

Otherwise, you two will never succeed in this life, you two, the dragon and the phoenix!

At the end of his speech, Lu Shi was afraid of offending the other party, so he twisted his words a few times and turned them into "It's okay, come here and do as I say, you will definitely succeed."

Lu Shiyi grinned when he heard this, completely forgetting why he was crying just now, knowing that his brother loved cleanliness.

He sniffed his nose, wiped his body, and then turned his head.

Even after listening to it, Lu Shiyi's thumb was still raised high.

Manually closing his mouth, he said, "Brother, where did you learn all this? I didn't expect that you are usually like a dull carrot, but you have so many tricks in your heart."

Lu Shi thought to himself, I learned this from the storybook just because I don’t want to see you crying here. I’m afraid you’ll bother me again!

Seeing that he was so ungrateful, he really left this time. He waved his sleeves and left without taking a cloud with him, and even used the Qing calendar.

When Lu Shi saw the man flying away, he hurriedly chased after him, "Ah, I don't mean to scold you, I have to thank you."

"By the way, you don't really like that green ivy, do you? I see she has been bothering you a lot recently."

"No..." Although he said so, Lu Shi was obviously distracted for a while and paused for a long time before saying this.

"Oh..." Lu Shiyi didn't say anything else after he finished speaking.

She found a place to sit down and began to think about how to report the situation to Ping'er so that Ping'er could complete the princess's task.

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