Chapter 58: The True Appearance of the Artifact, Mjolnir
"So what? You... don't know me either?"
Li Chengfeng was a little surprised, but still asked this inappropriate question.
"Are you a third-rate opera artist from the Republic? Why should I know you? I don't have a penny on me to throw into your hat."
Although Constantine, this scumbag, was mocking Li Chengfeng in every word, at this moment, Constantine seemed so cute in his eyes.
Once again, I sighed that I finally met two opponents who were not so well-informed!
It doesn't feel like everyone knows him.
"Yes, yes, yes, it's best if you don't know me."
Li Chengfeng wanted to applaud Constantine.
In fact, with Scum Kang's magic level, it is not difficult to find out his identity.
But now he has been completely blinded by the so-called "divine weapon".
Captain Cold, Captain Snart, was lying on the ground gasping for breath. Given his physical fitness, it was impossible for him to be so tired after running such a short distance.
Therefore, I must be carrying this so-called magic circle on my back...
"So what am I? A taxi?"
"Hahaha, Mr. Snart, don't look so grim." Constantine looked at Snart and said with a smile, "How could you be a taxi? You are definitely a luxury hotel, but when the pocket space opens the exit, it will absorb a large part of your physical strength... Don't worry, you only need to lie at home for a few months at most..."
Li Chengfeng raised his eyebrows. From this conversation, he roughly guessed the truth.
This scumbag Constantine is estimated to have been hiding in the pocket space behind Snart for at least half a year. Although he is not isolated from the world, at most he just exchanges information with those people in the magic world. I wonder if Li Chengfeng seems quite normal?
But it really doesn’t matter whether Constantine is here or not.
Li Chengfeng was just amazed at how this scumbag was always at the forefront of stealing other people's equipment?
No matter how many artifacts you get, you are no match for the devil Nero.
Besides...
Confidence is the seventh piece of equipment for ADC, and shamelessness is Constantine's cure.
Without the magic weapon, those guys from hell can't do anything to him, right?
Mickrory, who had just been left behind by Snart and Li Chengfeng, stumbled over and shouted at Snart:
"Snat! Are you still alive?!"
"Damn it! Have you ever seen a dead person still breathing heavily?!"
"Isn't that a magician next to you? Who knows if he can make you continue to speak even though you're dead! I've seen it in novels and animations!"
"Don't take literary creations as real!"
"Isn't our current situation more outrageous than any literary creation?"
MD, a green light player and a magician, although they have some skills, they are still more or less ordinary people, so what are they playing with them here?
Are you playing with your own life?
Mickrory wanted to continue talking to Snart to delay time and see if he could let Snart recover his strength so that he could run away.
But he was kicked aside by Li Chengfeng, and rolled over while holding his waist.
"Saury, it's smooth sailing."
The reason why Li Chengfeng still had the leisure to bully Mickrory was because he saw clearly what the artifact was.
"So everyone, it's nice to meet you here. Now Constantine is going to put away the artifact that belongs to him, and then open a dimensional portal and run away."
Constantine bowed to Li Chengfeng in a very coquettish manner, then strode towards the artifact located in the center of the pit.
Bending over, stretching out his hands, exerting force, with a smug smile on his face...
Then he used too much force and lost his balance and fell to the ground.
"Hahahaha! Where can I pretend to be so high and mighty? But you managed to catch a great white shark!"
Li Chengfeng laughed at Constantine without hesitation.
joke!
With his character, he actually tried to get Thor's hammer Mjolnir?
Ordinary people just can't pick it up.
When it's Constantine's turn, he should be beaten to a pulp.
It was a good thing for him to fall like a dog and eat shit.
only……
Why is Thor's hammer Mjolnir in a place like this?
Isn’t that right?
Li Chengfeng scratched his head. Logically speaking, shouldn't that big fool Thor still be in Asgard?
Although Loki once said that he sent a distress signal to Thor...
But is there any good thing in the world that reinforcements will come immediately after you ask for help?
What's more, with Thor's super roughness and the Asgardians, who are immortal, having a dull sense of time, it would be impossible for them to arrive in time!
This is what Li Chengfeng originally thought.
But Mjolnir was right there not far away, and judging from Constantine's performance, he didn't move at all despite his best efforts...
Most likely it's genuine.
Constantine wasn't really stupid enough to try to grab the artifact with his bare hands.
Now that the hammer is here, can the God of Hammer be far behind?
As the saying goes, "A highly poisonous creature must have a natural enemy within five steps" and "A sleeping dragon must have a phoenix chick within five steps."
There will always be a big golden-haired fool within five steps of Mjolnir.
Li Chengfeng glanced at the closed door at the end.
Right there.
"Loki, Loki, I didn't expect that you are the most favored one in Odin's family?"
……
"A-choo! A-choo!! A-choo!!!"
Loki, who was lying on the ground to rest, suddenly sneezed three times without warning.
"You, you have a cold?" Pietro, who was sitting on Loki's left, was breathing heavily, but he did not forget to show concern for Loki.
"You are talking nonsense, little brat. I am the God of Trickery from Asgard... I am not even from Earth. I just look like a human on the outside, but my internal structure is completely different, okay? If the cold virus on Earth can work on me, then the Earth is really not far from the next mass extinction."
"That means someone is talking about you." Wanda, who was sitting on Loki's right, was also very tired, but she continued to manipulate the crimson magic energy in her hands to... twist the Rubik's Cube.
This is also the method that Loki, a well-known assassin wizard in the Nine Realms, taught her, which can help her better exercise control over energy.
"Huh? You're talking about me? Where did you learn this from?"
"I saw this on Big Sister Hela's phone. The Chinese Internet is truly magical. Magic and divination can actually be found directly on the Internet. If you sneeze once, someone is scolding you. If you sneeze twice, someone is missing you. If you sneeze three times, someone is talking about you..."
"Do you believe the Internet, or do you believe that I, Loki, have the final say in the Star Squad?"
Loki rolled his eyes.
Ever since Li Chengfeng brought these two brats back, he has never cared about them!
In fact, he is the one who takes care of these two naughty kids with super powers!
If we say that Li Chengfeng is the scumbag father who picked up a child and then threw him home without taking care of him.
Then Loki is the eldest brother who inexplicably takes on the responsibility of raising his younger siblings.
This month...he's really tired.
He probably understood the feeling of Thor and Odin chasing after him to clean up his mess after he had done something.
"You have the final say in Team All-Star? Then can you let Big Sister Hela hit me less today? You know how vicious and powerful Big Sister Hela's attacks are! My small body really can't handle it." Pietro said with a sad face.
Loki rolled his eyes and said "speechless".
This silly boy really can neither understand what people say nor read the air!
If he really had the final say, the first thing he would do would be to end this armed march where they would just get beaten up!
One has to sigh that, as the former commander of the Asgard army, Hela is indeed very experienced in training troops.
Every abuse against each individual is targeted abuse.
For example, Loki himself had to use energy to materialize Li Chengfeng's face while dodging the attacks of the ten Night Sky Swords.
During this period of time, he almost had a stress response when looking at Li Chengfeng's face.
When I see this face, my body starts to ache, as if the flesh that was cut by the sword of the night sky is opening again...
But thanks to Hela's almost inhumane training method, Loki feels that his magic level has skyrocketed recently.
The most important thing is... in an emergency, he would not subconsciously pull out his beloved little dagger, but use magic.
of course!
What he loved most was his pair of daggers!
A wizard who doesn’t want to be an assassin is not a good wizard!
Not far ahead, Hela was staring at Harley Quinn.
"As a mortal, and a mortal without any special skills..."
"Who said I don't have any special skills!" Harley Quinn pulled up her torn fishnet stockings, "My special skill is my long legs!"
"I meant about the battle!"
"Yes, this is very useful in battle. Every time I show Li Chengfeng the fishnet stockings, I can perfectly attract his attention, and then I can successfully launch a sneak attack every time."
"You...Shenjin!"
After more than a month of being influenced by the Internet, Hela's speech has changed from her original half-old queenly accent to a much more approachable one.
However, when facing Harley Quinn, a psychologist who suffers from severe mental illness, he was at a loss from beginning to end.
Although her physical fitness is only slightly better than her mutant siblings, she has no super powers.
It's fine for an elite agent like Ada Wong who has experienced hundreds of battles, but how did this guy with barely qualified fighting skills perform much better than the mutant siblings this time, and sometimes even better than Loki's actual combat performance...
Unreasonable!
Even if a mentally ill person has wild and unrestrained thoughts, they can't be this outrageous! ?
Anyway, for a super military strategist who has fought in space wars for thousands of years, this is simply incomprehensible!
Just when Hela wanted to study Harley Quinn in a different way, a portal suddenly opened behind her.
Li Chengfeng, wearing a green lantern suit, shouted from the other side of the portal:
"Those two brothers and sisters from Asgard, come here!"
"Come and see if this big golden-haired fool is from your family!"