Chapter 51 I hate dogs who have no sense of boundaries
Facing everyone's curious gazes, Qin Shilan said excitedly: "Today is the Lantern Festival in the human world. There will be a fireworks show by the river, and many lovers will gather there to light lanterns."
After she finished speaking, she glanced at Song Zhexia and Wei Jinyou vaguely.
"I understand, Senior Sister."
Su Hebai was still stuffing fried dumplings into his mouth when he shouted, "You mean we should go sell lanterns tonight and make a lot of money!"
"..."
Su Hebai has been a smart child since he was young.
Song Zhexia supported his chin with one hand, looking thoughtful.
[Selling lanterns is so competitive, it’s better to sell pornographic books. As long as you are perverted enough, you won’t have to worry about not having customers.]
Hearing this, Wei Jinyou almost spit out the soy milk in his mouth.
Song Zhexia subconsciously wanted to hand the handkerchief to the person. The moment their eyes met, the boy just reached out to take it, but she withdrew her hand awkwardly.
[Forget it, someone told me to be careful today.]
Witnessing this scene, the blood python began to curse, "How dare this woman do this to you!"
Wei Jinyou ignored it and lowered his brows in annoyance.
Tsk.
He really holds a grudge.
Halfway through the meal, Qin Shilan began to distribute cakes to them, "Xia Xia, come, eat more, these five cakes, one for each of you."
Seeing that she didn't leave any for herself, Song Zhexia took the initiative to break his own in half, stood up and handed it to her, "Senior Sister, we'll each have half."
Qin Shilan smiled and waved her hand, "No hurry."
"Senior Sister's fried chicken hasn't arrived yet."
Song Zhexia: “…”
She was just eating a cake out of boredom when she heard a noise from next door, "Brother Su, can you accompany me to watch the fireworks tonight~"
"Okay, okay." The man touched her forehead lovingly, "Whatever you want to see, Brother Su will accompany you."
"You're so annoying~" The woman punched the man's chest with her little fist and said coquettishly, "I like Brother Su the most!"
"..."
When Song Zhexia saw this, he couldn't eat the remaining half of the cake anymore.
[Brother, you guys are killing dogs while they are still eating!]
She silently withdrew her gaze and inadvertently caught a glimpse of Wei Jinyou's slightly red ears, and couldn't help but be stunned.
[The other little girl didn't call him brother, why did Wei Goubi's ears turn red?]
Noticing her gaze, the boy turned his eyes and gave her a cold look.
Song Zhexia shrank his neck and quickly looked away.
[So fierce! Wei Jinyou will never be able to find a wife!]
Her scalp felt slightly tingling. While eating the cake, she lowered her head and fed some fried dumplings to Guigui.
Thinking of the Lantern Festival tonight, Song Zhexia couldn't help but pray silently in his heart.
[Emma, I feel awkward when I see Wei Jinyou now. Please, please, I can go to see a pond of frogs by myself tonight, but please don’t let me be alone with him!]
"Xia Xia."
After Shen Hongye finished eating, he wiped his mouth and said, "My senior brother and sister have something else tonight, so it's not very convenient. I can't accompany you to see the lanterns. I'll come back to pick you up tomorrow morning."
Then, he turned his head to look at Wei Jinyou, "Brother Wei, I'm going to trouble you with Xia Xia."
The boy's hand holding the cup froze for a moment, and a slight hum escaped from his nose, "Hmm."
Song Zhexia:?
Song Zhexia: ???
...
After finishing breakfast, seeing Shen Hongye and others waving at him and leaving, Song Zhexia wished he could fly to another planet with his sword in his arms.
I was already in trouble last night, and today I have to face Wei Jinyou alone? !
While Wei Jinyou wasn't paying attention, Song Zhexia, holding the turtle in his arms, climbed up to the window and wanted to jump out and run away.
[Haha, who wants to go see the lanterns? I want to run away to see the male models and the beautiful ladies!]
Just as she took half a step, a very oppressive voice came from behind her, "Xia Xia, where do you want to go?"
"..."
Song Zhexia lowered her eyes and glanced at Guigui, her voice as sweet and soft as ever, "Gugui feels that the room is too stuffy, I'll take it out for some fresh air."
Turtle:?
Mudd!
The turtle is sitting in the house and the pot will fall from the sky!
[Before, it was always those hosts who were clamoring to complain about me. This is the first time I want to complain about my own host so much! ]
Song Zhexia: "Then will the complaint be useful?"
[…It’s useless.]
Song Zhexia: "I'll dare to do it again next time."
Turtle: [……]
Darkened, really.
Wei Jinyou looked at the man and the turtle, and narrowed her eyes slightly, "Xia Xia is really nice to that turtle."
As he spoke, the boy took advantage of her inattention and reached out to pick up the turtle.
Song Zhexia's eyes widened, "Brother Wei?"
Wei Jinyou placed the turtle on his arm, and teased its chin with his slender fingers. His tone was emotionless, "It's quite fat."
"..."
[Ah!] The turtle trembled and made a pig-killing sound in her spiritual consciousness, [Life finally took action against this turtle!]
"Senior Brother Wei."
Song Zhexia bit her lip and said in a heavier voice, "Give the turtle back to me."
Seeing that she was a little anxious, Wei Jinyou curled his lips slightly and raised the turtle a little higher with a sense of evil, "Get it yourself."
Song Zhexia took a deep breath, stood on tiptoe, and reached out.
But there is a big difference in height between us, and I can’t reach her at all.
"Senior Brother Wei."
Song Zhexia gritted his teeth lightly and said in a fiercer tone, "You bully me."
"Ah."
Wei Jinyou didn't know why, but when he saw her glaring at him, his originally depressed mood improved a little, "Senior brother is bullying you."
Song Zhexia: “…”
[Wei Gou is really sicker than you! ! ! ]
The young man lowered his brows lazily, and added: "Who made someone prevent Senior Brother from sleeping well last night?"
"..."
OK.
She was wrong last night, she admitted it.
Song Zhexia rolled up her sleeves angrily, and in order not to reveal her weak character in front of him, even her jumping movements were extremely ladylike.
However, she tripped over the steps next to the window sill.
Before Wei Jinyou could react, a soft person suddenly bumped into his arms.
"Oh my god!" the blood python exclaimed.
The young man's eyes dropped, just meeting the girl's wet eyes. She sniffed and said in a wronged tone, "Brother Wei."
Wei Jinyou's heart skipped a beat.
The originally extremely cold eyes melted into an unknown black vortex.
He took a few steps back with his body tense, handed the turtle to her, and said with a little more discomfort in his tone, "Go on."
Song Zhexia rubbed his red eyes and took the turtle.
[Oh my god, why are the people next door frying chili peppers so early in the morning? My rhinitis is getting worse and I can’t stop crying!]
Wei Jinyou:?
Didn't it turn out that you weren't the one who made me cry?
The turtle nestled in her arms, lying on its back peacefully. [I suddenly realized that the hero cured my fear of heights.]
Song Zhexia: "Very good."
"I'll be able to throw you higher next time."
【…】
Grass.
The turtle returned to its original owner, and Song Zhexia was too lazy to argue with him any more. He just jumped up and down, holding the turtle and wanted to go out.
Wei Jinyou folded his hands in front of his chest and looked towards the door coldly, asking casually, "Where are you going?"
"Let's go out for a walk." Song Zhexia replied.
[Meh, hahaha, I've never been to a brothel before, I need to go and broaden my horizons.]
"Together."
Wei Jinyou sneered, "To prevent Xia Xia from getting lost and accidentally ending up in a place like a brothel."
"..."
I really hate men who have no sense of boundaries.