Chapter 38: Date, let's watch the roof on fire together
After dinner, the sky was a mixture of light and darkness, merging into a hazy darkness.
Wei Jinyou stood by the pond, looking at the ice toad beasts that were chirping in it, and fell into deep thought.
Song Zhexia ate all night and didn't sleep just to bring me to the small pond to see the frogs?
Wei Jinyou glanced at the girl beside him speechlessly.
This woman is really hard to understand.
Song Zhexia also looked at the toad in the pond, thinking that the date check-in point recommended by the senior sister was a lie.
It was promised that there would be moonlight over the lotus pond.
Where does the moonlight come from except for a pond of toads? !
Along the way, the two walked in silence by the pond, always keeping a long distance between them.
Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Song Zhexia took the initiative to speak up: "Brother Wei, look, the frogs in the pond are all in pairs, so romantic."
[Wei Jinyou kept silent every day, and his face turned greener than a toad.]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
The night sky is full of stars tonight, and the trees on both sides of the pond are hung with delicate and small red lanterns, casting a bright light and shadow.
There were also many couples walking hand in hand nearby. All kinds of sweet figures kept passing by the two of them. Song Zhexia couldn't help but sigh softly when they saw them.
[Wow, I also want to hold hands with a handsome guy. Who would have thought that the first time this beautiful girl touched a boy's hand was when she was squatting in the toilet holding hands with Wei Goubi.]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
"Xia Xia."
After walking for a while, Wei Jinyou gradually lost his patience and said, "If there is nothing else, let's go back."
Just as Song Zhexia was about to agree, he was interrupted by a voice, "Please stay, both donors!"
She turned around and saw an old man in a red robe with white hair and a youthful face. He smiled at them and said, "I have a connection with you two. How about I tell your fortune?"
Song Zhexia: “…”
Which sect is this elder from who was forced to come out to tell fortunes for a living?
Song Zhexia was about to shake her head when she saw the old woman immediately produce her purse and take out nine taels of spirit stones. She said, "Thank you, lady donor."
Song Zhexia:?
There are actually people who force sales?!
Song Zhexia had just put away her money bag when she heard the old man who had just finished fortune-telling exclaim, "This is a match made in heaven! You two are a perfect match!"
"Really, Taoist Master?"
Song Zhexia looked at Wei Jinyou with surprise, "Brother Wei, look, we are such a good match~"
[Haha, if you pay me enough, I can even make you a couple with the donkey at the entrance of the village.]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
"But the love between the two of you needs to be expressed loudly!"
The old man was like a community bull, still not intending to let them go, and continued: "If you can express what's in your heart, your relationship will be taken to a higher level!"
"Why not express your true feelings tonight?"
"..."
Uncle, it’s a pity that you don’t become the host of “Battle to Save Marriage”.
Being stared at by the old man, Song Zhexia's eyebrows twitched slightly, and he said to the young man: "Brother Wei...you are a good person."
The old man rolled his eyes immediately and asked, "Did you two just meet?"
Wei Jinyou is even better, "Xia Xia, nourish your brain more."
It's best to stabilize the condition.
Song Zhexia smiled back, "Okay, Senior Brother, you also need to nourish your kidneys."
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Old man: "..."
Just when the atmosphere was tense, a sweet female voice came from the fortune-telling booth next door, "Dear, please say something."
"What are you talking about?" the man whose arms he was hugging asked with a smile.
"Oh." The girl lowered her head shyly, shaking the man's arm and said coquettishly: "Say you love me~"
The man immediately said: "I love you so much~"
"I love you so much too~"
Song Zhexia: “…”
Wei Jinyou: “…”
The turtle lying on her shoulder complained: [What is this called? ]
[There is no harm without comparison! ]
Song Zhexia's eyelids twitched as she said, "I choose to go home."
"..."
After spending a night of hard work with Wei Jinyou, they were about to be liberated. When the two of them walked to the gate of the courtyard, Song Zhexia reached out and hooked the corner of Wei Jinyou's clothes, and whispered: "Brother Wei, close your eyes, I'll show you something."
Facing the boy's puzzled gaze, she said obediently, "It's very romantic."
As she said this, she covered the boy's eyes with one hand.
Wei Jinyou was too lazy to guess what she was thinking, so he stood there patiently and waited quietly.
He had only closed his eyes for five seconds when a soprano voice popped up in his mind.
[It’s over! ]
Wei Jinyou:?
"Master!" While he was still thinking, the blood python on his sleeve also made a high-pitched sound, "That woman set off fireworks and burned your roof!"
"..."
Wei Jinyou opened his eyes and saw the flames all over the roof of his house as expected, his face turned very dark.
"Brother Wei, Brother Wei."
Song Zhexia was busy using magic to put out the fire. Looking at the burnt house, he still tried to comfort her, "I am sorry for you."
Her scalp tingled as she asked, "How about you just bear with it for a while and stay at my place?"
[I'm just being polite, Wei Jinyou will definitely reject me!]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Half an incense stick later, Song Zhexia brought Wei Jinyou back to his room, the smile on his face almost frozen.
She couldn't figure it out.
Why did Wei Jinyou actually come to my room? !
Wei Jinyou sat on the small wooden chair in the room, his expression as indifferent as ever.
Until he saw the book "A Thousand Ways to Win a Man's Heart" on the table.
"Oh my god." Blood Python said in shock: "Master, that woman must be reading this kind of book because of you!"
Wei Jinyou's lips curled up in a mocking arc, "It's just a broken book, but you took it seriously."
Song Zhexia had just finished pouring the tea when she noticed that the young man was holding the book and reading it indifferently. She almost couldn't hold it in, "Brother Wei, don't read it. These are all messed up books~"
[Fuck, Wei Jinyou wouldn't think I'm a pervert, right?]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
When have you stopped being a pervert?
It was late at night and Wei Jinyou had just laid down on the bed. When he turned his head, he found that Song Zhexia was still sitting on a small stool, holding a book and reading it attentively.
This scene was extremely rare. The young man couldn't help but look at it a few more times and sneered in his heart.
What's so good about that kind of book that I even read it late at night by lamplight.
He was still despising, and the screaming voice appeared in his mind again.
[Fuck, this is so exciting, one woman and eight husbands?! Even if it’s just me and her two, that’s fine!]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
He still underestimated Song Zhexia's condition.
Song Zhexia held the book and bit her lower lip.
Why didn't she get into a book like this in the first place? !
[I decided that when I have money in the future, I will hire a few male models!]
[You should spend money to hatch the dragon eggs first. ]
The turtle who had been lying on the table interrupted and said, "If the young dragon is kept in there for too long, it will bear a grudge."
Song Zhexia sighed sadly, "Oh, you really have to spend money everywhere."
It seems I have to visit Qinghua Village again.