Chapter 36: This is called weakness? Clearly more ferocious than a ghost
Hearing the noise, the young man signaled the other two to step back with his eyes, and he stood up to investigate.
After walking a few steps, the blood python on Wei Jinyou's sleeve poked its head out and said, "Master, I smell the scent of your fiancée."
The boy's eyelids twitched slightly.
What is Song Zhexia doing again?
A faint cold light emerged from the young man's fingertips, and the fog in all directions was quickly dispersed, revealing the scene behind him.
Wei Jinyou just looked up and was immediately shocked by the scene in front of him.
His weak fiancée was holding a large hammer in one hand and swinging it at the bald disciple, "How dare you sneak attack me, my beauty?!"
The bald disciple was beaten so badly that he had a bruised face and could hardly even curse, "Li... Li is too shitty!"
Turtle lay on the side, trying very hard to stop the fight, [Forget it, forget it, we still have to eat! ]
Hearing about eating, Song Zhexia immediately stopped, "Yeah, eating is more important."
She turned around holding the hammer in her hand in a very heroic manner, and unexpectedly met Wei Jinyou's gaze.
Song Zhexia clenched the hammer tightly, his eyes were blank for two seconds, and then he threw the hammer on his shoulder to the ground with lightning speed, "Oh, this hammer is so heavy, it's pressing on my hand~"
[I was so scared, Wei Jinyou suddenly appeared like a ghost, I almost hit him with the hammer.]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
The blood python between his sleeves was completely stunned by her change of expression.
How can the master's fiancée be called weak?
This damn thing looks more ferocious than a ghost!
At the same time, Zuo Ren and Hao Nan, who were hiding in the dark and watching the show, were also whispering, "Could this be the master's fiancée?"
"He really has a soft appearance." Zuo Ren sighed, "But his methods are just as cruel as our master's."
"Indeed." Hao Nan agreed: "But she seems so gentle to her master. I also want to find a wife like her in the future."
The two were still chatting in the dark. Wei Jinyou looked at the girl in front of him and frowned unconsciously.
[Why is Wei Jinyou looking at me like that? Logically speaking, with the thick fog just now, he should have just watched me carry the hammer for a while.]
[I'm just carrying a hammer, what's so shocking about that? Hasn't he heard that a beautiful woman with a hammer is mighty and majestic?]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Seeing that Wei Jinyou didn't speak for a long time, Song Zhexia dragged the hammer in his hand and walked towards the boy with lively and cute steps, and handed him the hammer handle, "Brother Wei, this is for you, muah."
[It's decided that it's you, the great scapegoat.]
After saying that, Song Zhexia smiled gently at the young man, forced the hammer into his hand, blew him a kiss, and ran away shyly.
Wei Jinyou looked at her back, stunned.
What scapegoat?
"Wow!"
In the dark, the girl's heart in Zuo Ren's chest was thumping, "Isn't this a token of love? How romantic!"
"Have you ever seen a girl giving a hammer as a token of love?" Hao Nan retorted.
"Then why did she give our Highness the hammer?"
The two were still thinking when a shout broke the silence, "Big Brother, Big Brother, why are you like this?!"
Several Luoyun Sect disciples rushed to the scene, hugged the bald senior brother and howled, "Damn it! That man has such a cruel heart!"
Noticing that there was another person in front of them, they looked up and glimpsed the hammer in Wei Jinyou's hand. They gnashed their teeth in hatred, "It's you who bullied our senior brother!"
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Left Blade: “…”
Hao Nan: “…”
That hammer is actually used for this?!
Seeing Wei Jinyou's gloomy face, looking like someone who was not easy to mess with, the young disciples picked up the bald senior brother and silently retreated, saying weakly: "If you bully the senior brother, you can't bully us!"
Wei Jinyou ignored them and stared at the hammer in his hand quietly for a while, wondering what he was thinking.
Seeing this, those people took the opportunity to carry the bald senior brother and ran away crawling.
At the original place, the two people behind Wei Jinyou looked at the hammer in his hand with heavy expressions.
It's obvious that the master's fiancée is a black-hearted person!
...
After tricking Wei Jinyou, Song Zhexia felt extremely happy. After eating breakfast, he went back to his room and fell asleep. When he woke up again, it was already noon.
Hearing the knock on the door, she lazily got up from the bed. When she saw the strong man in front of her, she yawned and said with moist eyes, "Here you are."
"Yes." Liu Niu handed her the box in his arms and said, "Master, I bought everything you wanted."
Hearing this, Song Zhexia's eyes lit up slightly. She took the heavy box from his hand and said with satisfaction, "Thank you for your hard work!"
After entering the house, she couldn't wait to open the box. Sure enough, she saw several alchemy books and some materials she wanted, and the corners of her mouth curled up.
Song Zhexia saw that there were other books in the box, so he flipped through them again:
"A thousand ways to win a man's heart", "What to do if your husband doesn't listen", "Men can't stand women being coquettish", "One sentence to make a man spend five million for you", "Men are nothing but women's pastime toys", "How to make your husband develop male virtues quickly"...
The next level down, the content is even more bizarre: "Step by Step into the Cold Palace", "The Cold Palace of Love", "Cold Palace Strategy", "Heartbroken Crematorium", "The Temptation of Returning to the Clan", "Time in the Cold Palace Cheated by a Scumbag", "After Digging Wild Vegetables for 18 Years, the Scumbag Kicked Me Out"...
Song Zhexia:?
Song Zhexia: ???
Liu Niu is a grown man after all, why is he either reading a love manual or a heart-breaking crematorium in the cold palace? !
Catching Song Zhexia's exceptionally wonderful expression, Liu Niu revealed a helpless look like a parent.
My master, who told you to fall into the sea of love?
Song Zhexia put down the box, picked up some materials and alchemy books and walked out.
Seeing this, Liu Niu asked, "Master, what are you going to do now?"
"Go to the alchemy room to make supplements."
"What kind of supplements?"
Song Zhexia stopped and replied: "It's made from phantom wolf earwax and foot skin, with some glowing spider leg hair. Do you want to try it?"
"...No need."
Looking at Song Zhexia's departing figure, Liu Niu closed his eyes heavily.
Oh my god.
His master really has a strong taste.
On the way to the alchemy room, Guigui saw the glowing Danxin in her hand and asked in surprise: [Where did you get this Danxin? ]
"I asked Liu Niu to buy it for me." Song Zhexia replied.
[Danxin can still be bought? 】
Song Zhexia: "Yes, the third-grade Toad Pill cost me fifty taels of spirit stones."
"It's really a bargain for Luoyun Sect. We will get it back with interest when the time comes."
Turtle: [……]
You know how to behave like a bad person.
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Three days passed in a flash, and in the blink of an eye it was the day that Song Zhexia and He Dadia had agreed upon.
Today the sun was shining brightly. A young man from Qinghua Village ran up to He Dadiao breathlessly and said happily, "Brother, the female cultivator from Qianqiu Pavilion just sent a flamingo to bring us Danxin and top-grade supplements!"
"Ahahahaha!"
Seeing the exquisite box, He Da Diao laughed triumphantly, "I knew that with my tricks up her sleeve, she would never dare to run away!"
When He Da Diao was about to open the box, the little bandits around him gathered around and wanted to see what was inside.
As soon as the box was opened, the room was instantly filled with an extremely foul smell, and several people couldn't help but dry heave.
"Is this really edible?"
The young bandit exclaimed, "It smells like shit, huh?"