Chapter 28 That year, I put my hands in my pockets and didn’t know what an opponent was.
Song Zhexia leaned back slightly and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Because I calculated with my fingers last night and predicted that you were going to arrest me, so I simply took advantage of the situation and entered your lair."
She placed one hand on the chair and raised her voice slightly, "Although we didn't have many people from Qianqiu Pavilion this time, my other fellow disciples were actually observing your village from the dark."
As soon as he finished speaking, the group of people began to look around nervously, and the leader's face became slightly gloomy.
Seeing that the atmosphere was right, Song Zhexia continued, "Everyone knows that the disciples of Qianqiu Pavilion are not easy to mess with. They always take revenge. This time you kidnapped me and my fellow disciples with malicious intent. If they pursue the matter, they will definitely not let you go."
She raised her chin slightly, crossed her hands, and said, "Now, none of you can escape. If you give up resistance and choose to cooperate with our Qianqiu Pavilion, I can still spare your lives!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the room fell silent.
After watching the show for a while, Guigui approached timidly, "My dear sister, it turns out that your usual madness was just pretending, and now you are really crazy!"
Song Zhexia said with a fake smile, "Stop talking nonsense and don't interrupt me from showing off, or we'll all be done for, and you'll also be stewed into turtle soup and put into that stinky bandit's stomach."
Turtle: [Okay, honey! Come on, honey! ]
"ridiculous!"
The leader was the first to break the silence, grinning crookedly, and said gloomily: "You disciples of Qianqiu Pavilion never tell the truth. Do you think I will believe it?"
"We have a large number of people, and we have the Luoyun Sect backing us up. What is a small Qianqiu Pavilion like you?"
He said disdainfully: "Besides, it is you who won't be let off now!"
"You are really stubborn." Song Zhexia shook his head slowly and sighed, "Mortal, you know nothing about power."
After saying that, she took out a thick stack of talisman paper from her arms and said with a perverted smile, "In that case, I will have to take real action."
"Why don't we all die together?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room looked at the leader in panic, "Boss, this is..."
The man in the center of the hall said nothing, his brows furrowed, and the woman next to him hid behind him in fear.
Turtle was also shocked, [Fuck, are you serious? ]
Song Zhexia did not answer, but took out a few brand new talismans from his arms.
Turtle smacked his lips as he watched, [Isn’t this…]
Wuji Fu? !
Song Zhexia raised the corner of his mouth slightly and lit the talisman paper in front of everyone.
In an instant, the room fell into deep darkness and the temperature was as cold as an ice cave.
Creepy and sharp screams spread from all four corners of the house, like plaintive cries, or like ghosts crawling out of the ground. Every tiny movement turned into fear rooted in the heart.
Suddenly, several huge lightning flashed outside the window, making Song Zhexia's fair little face look pale and terrifying.
The moment the lightning flashed, everyone saw the several huge and ferocious shadows behind her, and no one dared to say a word for a moment.
For a moment, the aura of approaching death filled the entire room, and most people were so frightened that they dared not look up.
Only the turtle silently made a number 6 with his legs.
Only it knows that this is a spell just for showing off. Apart from the cool special effects when the skill is released, it is completely useless.
It can be said to be the ultimate way to show off!
The special effects are maxed out but there is no damage.
Even an ant cannot be killed!
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, the man in the center of the hall stood up from his chair. Just as he drew his sword, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart. He clenched his teeth, cold sweat ran down his back, and he had to sit back in his chair.
He raised his eyes and glared at Song Zhexia helplessly and angrily. Veins bulged on his forehead and his whole body felt weak and powerless, as if someone had pinched his neck and his chest was suffocating.
Seeing that their boss was too scared to stand up, the others could only bury their heads lower, fearing that Song Zhexia would do something else.
Seeing this, Turtle asked curiously: [What's going on? ]
Song Zhexia curled his lips and revealed an extremely sinister smile in the darkness, "When I was talking nonsense just now, I secretly sprinkled half a bottle of Hantongbanbudian on his grapes. It will at least make him feel pain for a whole night."
"Meahahaha, catch the leader first. Without the backbone, they are just a bunch of Teletubbies!"
【…】
Its host is really sunny.
When everyone knelt on the ground and dared not move, only Song Zhexia stood straight, with a smile as perverted as it could be, "That year, I put my hands in my pockets and didn't know what an opponent was!"
She casually picked up a large knife placed nearby, her eyes shining brightly, and looked at the bandit leader with a sinister smile, "Brother, have you thought of your last words?"
The man looked at her with gritted teeth, "Stop it first, we can discuss it if there is anything."
Song Zhexia sighed slowly.
I'm still pushing myself to my limit.
is it possible?
This special effect will disappear in five minutes!
She held the knife and slowly walked towards the man, her eyes glowing red. "Once, there was an opportunity in front of you, but you didn't know how to cherish it."
"Forget it, remember to be a good person in your next life!"
Song Zhexia swung his knife, and the man was so scared that he screamed like a chicken, "Wait!"
The bandit leader lay on the ground and said in pain: "As long as you let us go, any conditions are negotiable!"
Song Zhexia immediately put down the knife and patted his shoulder with a smile, "Good brother, why didn't you say so earlier!"
It made her hand that was holding the knife so sore!
While the special effects still had a few minutes left, she sat down and began to say, "First, cooperate with our Qianqiu Pavilion, and I will lead you to become rich."
The man nodded hurriedly, "Sure, sure!"
"second……"
Song Zhexia continued: "From now on, I am the boss of your village."
"What?!" Those people screamed in surprise.
Song Zhexia had anticipated their reactions and continued, "If I become the boss, I can ensure that all of you will embark on the path of cultivation, prolong your life and beautify your skin. From now on, you will be able to charm a large number of girls wherever you go and become the dream of thousands of girls!"
Turtle: [Really?]
Song Zhexia: "Silly turtle, isn't this just empty talk?"
Turtle: [……]
Grass.
Song Zhexia put his hands behind his back and faced the crowd, "As far as I know, some brothers in the village have not yet embarked on the path of cultivation. Do you really have no interest in cultivation at all?"
Seeing that everyone was obviously shaken, she added, "Actually, I'm divorced this year and have a tortoise and a baby, but if I don't tell you, do you think I'm no different from a teenage girl?"
Now they were all dumbfounded, "Are you really fifty-eight?"